I can't believe this... I said I was finished with you !!! F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D ! I am here with Dizzy and you just can't handle it, can you ? I am NOT gonna jump ship and how DARE you say something so digusting about me !
Hey baby, lets not fight in public. This isn't the trailer park, you know.
Lets go back to the double wide, you can throw some empties at me, then get to work on dinner. Sound good hun?
I think your favorite movie is on the Oprah channel tonite, "The Burning Bed". After that is "The Lorena Bobbit Story".
We can cuddle on the sofa bed and watch your favorites. I won't even play dutch oven tonite.