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Offline Dizzy

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For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« on: June 26, 2004, 03:54:23 am »
Fix the super small size fonts on this site! They are so damned small I need a magnafying glass to see it!

Grrrrr!

On a side note... I have a golf date with a gal named...
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2004, 04:36:06 am »
Dizzy, are you using Internet Explorer?

If so, click on the View menu, then select text size, then select Large or Larger - hey presto, big text.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2004, 04:53:34 am »
TY Mog! Remind me on our next server to give you your choice of a 10k pp bonus or a free specialty ship. ;)

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2004, 06:18:29 am »
Arent you used to looking at small things thru a magnifying glass, dizzy?  :rofl:
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2004, 08:22:58 am »
Tell u what... ask your girlfriend.  She had to back away to focus. :rofl: Remember, its not how you use your font, its how big it is. ;)

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2004, 08:47:24 am »
TY Mog! Remind me on our next server to give you your choice of a 10k pp bonus or a free specialty ship. ;)

Yesterday I told you how to do this AND how to do it with yer scroll wheel. So where's my 10k pp bonus? :skeptic:

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2004, 01:55:52 pm »
TY Mog! Remind me on our next server to give you your choice of a 10k pp bonus or a free specialty ship. ;)

Yesterday I told you how to do this AND how to do it with yer scroll wheel. So where's my 10k pp bonus? :skeptic:

He was too busy waiting for your super-sized signature to scroll through and missed it.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2004, 02:46:30 pm »
TY Mog! Remind me on our next server to give you your choice of a 10k pp bonus or a free specialty ship. ;)

Yesterday I told you how to do this AND how to do it with yer scroll wheel. So where's my 10k pp bonus? :skeptic:

He was too busy waiting for your super-sized signature to scroll through and missed it.

Problem fixed. I removed it altogether cuz the size was buggin' me too :P

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2004, 02:52:04 pm »
TY Mog! Remind me on our next server to give you your choice of a 10k pp bonus or a free specialty ship. ;)

Yesterday I told you how to do this AND how to do it with yer scroll wheel. So where's my 10k pp bonus? :skeptic:

He was too busy waiting for your super-sized signature to scroll through and missed it.

Problem fixed. I removed it altogether cuz the size was buggin' me too :P

LOLOL ...  good move.

In response, Long Live Dixie (that should help make up for the temp loss of your sig ... now to wash my mouth out ;))
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2004, 06:13:04 pm »
Yeah ok, Leroy. You get 10k too. ;)

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2004, 07:42:45 pm »
You can often make this same adjustment in your display driver to increase font size for all Windows.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2004, 07:46:55 pm »
Boy, you guys sold out!!!

I would get way more for making it bigger.

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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2004, 08:01:13 pm »
Boy, you guys sold out!!!

I would get way more for making it bigger.

Kim, you'll actually get more if after that stage ... you manage to make it smaller again.  ;)

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What?  What'd I say?  ::)

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2004, 08:10:19 pm »
Tell u what... ask your girlfriend.  She had to back away to focus. :rofl: Remember, its not how you use your font, its how big it is. ;)

 :lol:

Yeah, its funny how sometimes you have to back away from something small to see it better!  ;)
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2004, 08:13:34 pm »
Boy, you guys sold out!!!

I would get way more for making it bigger.

Kim, you'll actually get more if after that stage ... you manage to make it smaller again.  ;)

 :police: 

What?  What'd I say?  ::)

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2004, 08:31:40 pm »
Oh, geez Dizzy.. I'm sorry the golf clubs didn't do it for you.

Were you swinging them with feeling ?!?!?!

Maybe that's what the problem was... lol
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2004, 03:12:28 am »
Are you offering to give me golf lessons, Aurora? Why don't you start by showing me how you grip the club?

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2004, 08:04:17 pm »
Are you offering to give me golf lessons, Aurora? Why don't you start by showing me how you grip the club?

If it will get me out of my current Kroma Likkerpig love triangle, gladly, lol
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2004, 12:27:06 am »
I am your knight in shining armor.  :-*

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2004, 12:56:14 am »
I am your knight in shining armor.  :-*

Oh, thank god.. chivalry is not dead.
I'll just hang out over here with you.
If Kroma or Likkerpig come looking for me, you havent seen me, ok.
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« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2004, 01:00:07 am »
I am your knight in shining armor.  :-*


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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2004, 05:48:15 am »
bLADE'S UPSET CUZ HE CANT GET THE GIRL. :p oOPS cAPS.

Aurora, I'll let you tee off 1st in Likkerpig or Kromas general direction. Feel free to use the new Starfleet issue Anti-matter Top Flights. Those golf balls dont much care if you make it in the hole, they kinda make their own. ;) If there is anything left... I'll whip out my wood and toss one real far.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2004, 02:11:38 pm »
I am your knight in shining armor.  :-*

I think I am gonna be sick!

Aurora, enuf funnin'. Thet pot roast still ain't cookin' itself, them tea towels needs foldin' and Hexx needs a warsh! Git me a couple a bottles a malt likker on yer way back too! Oh, Kroma wants sum scotch, any blend'll do.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2004, 03:37:53 pm »
bLADE'S UPSET CUZ HE CANT GET THE GIRL. :p oOPS cAPS.

Aurora, I'll let you tee off 1st in Likkerpig or Kromas general direction. Feel free to use the new Starfleet issue Anti-matter Top Flights. Those golf balls dont much care if you make it in the hole, they kinda make their own. ;) If there is anything left... I'll whip out my wood and toss one real far.


Dizzy.. please keep those two away from me. I fear for my welfare.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2004, 03:43:38 pm »
I am your knight in shining armor.  :-*

I think I am gonna be sick!

Aurora, enuf funnin'. Thet pot roast still ain't cookin' itself, them tea towels needs foldin' and Hexx needs a warsh! Git me a couple a bottles a malt likker on yer way back too! Oh, Kroma wants sum scotch, any blend'll do.
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I said I am NOT coming back. That Kroma has a potty mouth and I am a lady and I will not hang out with riff raff like her, him.. IT. My delicate womanly sensibilities have been offended... I'm just staying here with Dizzy. He KNOWS how to treat a lady, so there.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2004, 03:56:49 pm »
Something to brighten your day, Aurora. :)


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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2004, 04:02:37 pm »
TOO...MUCH...SAPPINESS...GONNA...VOMIT...
At least we git to see Dizz's softer side ;)

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2004, 04:14:55 pm »
Something to brighten your day, Aurora. :)




Awwww... thanks Dizzy, that is so sweet.
You are sooooooooo much better than that Swine.
You know how to treat a lady..
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2004, 04:16:07 pm »
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I said I am NOT coming back. That Kroma has a potty mouth and I am a lady and I will not hang out with riff raff like her, him.. IT. My delicate womanly sensibilities have been offended... I'm just staying here with Dizzy. He KNOWS how to treat a lady, so there.

Dalgarnit woman, I jus' got ya some new teef too.
Weel, if'n you wants it that way, the slick city boy kin have ya.
Jus wont be the same without ya,
You were the queen of my double wide trailer!
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2004, 04:16:43 pm »
TOO...MUCH...SAPPINESS...GONNA...VOMIT...
At least we git to see Dizz's softer side ;)

Come on LeRoy.. don't be jealous now  ;)
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2004, 04:18:58 pm »
TOO...MUCH...SAPPINESS...GONNA...VOMIT...
At least we git to see Dizz's softer side ;)

Don't mind the hick, he flunked his sensitivity training.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2004, 04:43:33 pm »
TOO...MUCH...SAPPINESS...GONNA...VOMIT...
At least we git to see Dizz's softer side ;)

Come on LeRoy.. don't be jealous now  ;)

Now don't git me mixed in this thing!

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2004, 05:07:47 pm »
Is this the same Dizzy that said he didn't like you, Aurora?
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2004, 06:33:01 pm »
Is this the same Dizzy that said he didn't like you, Aurora?

Strangely enough, yes, lol... that's ok, though I think we have an understanding
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2004, 06:50:45 pm »
It's a love/hate relationship, mog.

Instant mutual attraction/respect for differing views (I like a gal who stands her ground with me. You shoulda seen Tracey G face off against me in GW2, she gave me some stiff resistance and never backed down till the very last second. I like a gal who plays tough...), fiery romance, built upon virtually no foundation or common background, screaming down the tracks at 100mph heading toward certain catastrophe w/o a wing or prayer... Kinda sounds like that redhead I followed up to Washington a few years ago... ;) Wow... what a disaster. Loved every minute of it.

You guys should see our steamy PM's. ;) You know, her pic she sent me... she is quite the hottie.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2004, 07:01:46 pm »


Dizzy.. please keep those two away from me. I fear for my welfare.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2004, 07:04:41 pm »
It's a love/hate relationship, mog.

Instant mutual attraction/respect for differing views (I like a gal who stands her ground with me. You shoulda seen Tracey G face off against me in GW2, she gave me some stiff resistance and never backed down till the very last second. I like a gal who plays tough...), fiery romance, built upon virtually no foundation or common background, screaming down the tracks at 100mph heading toward certain catastrophe w/o a wing or prayer... Kinda sounds like that redhead I followed up to Washington a few years ago... ;) Wow... what a disaster. Loved every minute of it.

You guys should see our steamy PM's. ;) You know, her pic she sent me... she is quite the hottie.

Diz.. shhhh.. I don't want everyone to kow how easy on the eyes I am. then I'll have to be beating them all off with a stick... *sigh*
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2004, 07:09:23 pm »


Diz.. shhhh.. I don't want everyone to kow how easy I am. then I'll have to be beating them all off  *sigh*

I edited your post for accuracy.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2004, 07:15:06 pm »


Diz.. shhhh.. I don't want everyone to kow how easy I am. then I'll have to be beating them all off  *sigh*

I edited your post for accuracy.

I was ALL READY accurate, thank you very much, you tutu wearing freak ! Why can't you just leave me alone ?!?!? I'm staying away from your precious piglet, isn't that what you wanted ?!?!? I've got Dizzy now... just leave me in peace !!!
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2004, 07:21:41 pm »
We knew the cheezy lizard had to show up sometime... ::)



Diz.. shhhh.. I don't want everyone to kow how easy I am. then I'll have to be beating them all off  *sigh*

I edited your post for accuracy.

I was ALL READY accurate, thank you very much, you tutu wearing freak ! Why can't you just leave me alone ?!?!? I'm staying away from your precious piglet, isn't that what you wanted ?!?!? I've got Dizzy now... just leave me in peace !!!

But we didn't expect a zinger post to go with it! :) :D.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2004, 07:23:33 pm »
The contagion is spreading...
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2004, 07:33:17 pm »
The contagion is spreading...

Tracey.. Honey... I don't know what you are talking about...
I am simply hanging out here with these decent people on dynaverse.. they are a much more refined group than those ones hanging out over at those flame forums. You know how picking I am about the company I keep...
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2004, 07:40:19 pm »
The contagion is spreading...

Hey!
I got tested last week!
Clean!
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2004, 07:50:05 pm »
The contagion is spreading...

I don't mind the swelling, but the itching is driving me crazy.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2004, 07:52:20 pm »


Diz.. shhhh.. I don't want everyone to kow how easy I am. then I'll have to be beating them all off  *sigh*

I edited your post for accuracy.

I was ALL READY accurate, thank you very much, you tutu wearing freak ! Why can't you just leave me alone ?!?!? I'm staying away from your precious piglet, isn't that what you wanted ?!?!? I've got Dizzy now... just leave me in peace !!!

He's my biatch too!!!
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2004, 07:56:31 pm »


Diz.. shhhh.. I don't want everyone to kow how easy I am. then I'll have to be beating them all off  *sigh*

I edited your post for accuracy.

I was ALL READY accurate, thank you very much, you tutu wearing freak ! Why can't you just leave me alone ?!?!? I'm staying away from your precious piglet, isn't that what you wanted ?!?!? I've got Dizzy now... just leave me in peace !!!

He's my biatch too!!!

Dizzy is part of our playgroup? Was he the one wearing the outfit Durin brought?
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2004, 08:09:50 pm »
The contagion is spreading...

I can fee lit...
The Madness...

I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!!!

I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane
We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck in space so long we have simply gone bananas!
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2004, 08:11:52 pm »


Diz.. shhhh.. I don't want everyone to kow how easy I am. then I'll have to be beating them all off  *sigh*

I edited your post for accuracy.


I was ALL READY accurate, thank you very much, you tutu wearing freak ! Why can't you just leave me alone ?!?!? I'm staying away from your precious piglet, isn't that what you wanted ?!?!? I've got Dizzy now... just leave me in peace !!!

He's my biatch too!!!

Dizzy is part of our playgroup? Was he the one wearing the outfit Durin brought?




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I can fee lit...
The Madness...

Not you too?

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #48 on: June 30, 2004, 08:17:16 pm »
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I can fee lit...
The Madness...

Not you too?

Ariba!
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic

We got cabin fever,
we've lost what sense we had!
We got cabin fever,
WE'RE ALL GOING MAD!!!
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #49 on: June 30, 2004, 08:26:31 pm »
The contagion is spreading...

I can fee lit...
The Madness...

I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!!!

I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane
We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck in space so long we have simply gone bananas!


I'd be careful with the fruit references. Aurora has some sort of thing for fruit, Dizzy might get a little unstable if she jumps ship for you....


Ketamine... ketamine....
isn't that the stuff you put in camping lanterns?
Ok, I huffed it once or twice, but the headache wasn't worth it.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #50 on: June 30, 2004, 08:32:14 pm »
The contagion is spreading...

I can fee lit...
The Madness...

I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!!!

I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane
We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck in space so long we have simply gone bananas!


I'd be careful with the fruit references. Aurora has some sort of thing for fruit, Dizzy might get a little unstable if she jumps ship for you....


Ketamine... ketamine....
isn't that the stuff you put in camping lanterns?
Ok, I huffed it once or twice, but the headache wasn't worth it.


I can't believe this... I said I was finished with you !!! F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D ! I am here with Dizzy and you just can't handle it, can you ? I am NOT gonna jump ship and how DARE you say something so digusting about me !
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2004, 08:37:01 pm »
...
Ketamine... ketamine....
isn't that the stuff you put in camping lanterns?
Ok, I huffed it once or twice, but the headache wasn't worth it.


I believe you're thinking Kerosene, but considering the facts above I doubt you cared at the time. :p
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2004, 08:40:53 pm »


I can't believe this... I said I was finished with you !!! F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D ! I am here with Dizzy and you just can't handle it, can you ? I am NOT gonna jump ship and how DARE you say something so digusting about me !

I got news for you sweetheart, it ain't that easy to wipe the strench of Kroma and Lickie poo off you.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2004, 08:41:43 pm »
...
Ketamine... ketamine....
isn't that the stuff you put in camping lanterns?
Ok, I huffed it once or twice, but the headache wasn't worth it.


I believe you're thinking Kerosene, but considering the facts above I doubt you cared at the time. :p

Nicked the letters right from my keyboard. Now, If you will excuse me, my solo is coming up.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2004, 08:43:27 pm »
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I can't believe this... I said I was finished with you !!! F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D ! I am here with Dizzy and you just can't handle it, can you ? I am NOT gonna jump ship and how DARE you say something so digusting about me !

Hey baby, lets not fight in public. This isn't the trailer park, you know.
Lets go back to the double wide, you can throw some empties at me, then get to work on dinner. Sound good hun?
I think your favorite movie is on the Oprah channel tonite, "The Burning Bed". After that is "The Lorena Bobbit Story".
We can cuddle on the sofa bed and watch your favorites. I won't even play dutch oven tonite.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2004, 08:47:32 pm »
...
Ketamine... ketamine....
isn't that the stuff you put in camping lanterns?
Ok, I huffed it once or twice, but the headache wasn't worth it.


I believe you're thinking Kerosene, but considering the facts above I doubt you cared at the time. :p

Oh ya, that's it!
......
Ketamine, that's a pill isn't it?
The blue one that gave me the 30 hour nightmare, when I was awake?
Ooof.... bad mojo!
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2004, 08:48:57 pm »
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I can't believe this... I said I was finished with you !!! F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D ! I am here with Dizzy and you just can't handle it, can you ? I am NOT gonna jump ship and how DARE you say something so digusting about me !

Hey baby, lets not fight in public. This isn't the trailer park, you know.
Lets go back to the double wide, you can throw some empties at me, then get to work on dinner. Sound good hun?
I think your favorite movie is on the Oprah channel tonite, "The Burning Bed". After that is "The Lorena Bobbit Story".
We can cuddle on the sofa bed and watch your favorites. I won't even play dutch oven tonite.


Scary to think this has worked on other women...

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-Bob Newhart

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-Victor Hugo

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #57 on: June 30, 2004, 08:58:08 pm »
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I can't believe this... I said I was finished with you !!! F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D ! I am here with Dizzy and you just can't handle it, can you ? I am NOT gonna jump ship and how DARE you say something so digusting about me !

Hey baby, lets not fight in public. This isn't the trailer park, you know.
Lets go back to the double wide, you can throw some empties at me, then get to work on dinner. Sound good hun?
I think your favorite movie is on the Oprah channel tonite, "The Burning Bed". After that is "The Lorena Bobbit Story".
We can cuddle on the sofa bed and watch your favorites. I won't even play dutch oven tonite.


Would you please stop STALKING me !!!! I have Dizzy now.. he likes me.. he's nice to me.. he doesn't live in the trailer park.

Why don't you and Chrome Dome go cuddle up on the couch and watch some more Jerry Springer re-runs. Hell.. maybe you should phone the producers up and see about you and Kroma appearing. It could be an epsiode on how people who leave a good thing for a scalely disgusting tutu wearing homaphrodite freak who smells bad.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #58 on: June 30, 2004, 09:06:36 pm »
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I can't believe this... I said I was finished with you !!! F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D ! I am here with Dizzy and you just can't handle it, can you ? I am NOT gonna jump ship and how DARE you say something so digusting about me !

Hey baby, lets not fight in public. This isn't the trailer park, you know.
Lets go back to the double wide, you can throw some empties at me, then get to work on dinner. Sound good hun?
I think your favorite movie is on the Oprah channel tonite, "The Burning Bed". After that is "The Lorena Bobbit Story".
We can cuddle on the sofa bed and watch your favorites. I won't even play dutch oven tonite.


Would you please stop STALKING me !!!! I have Dizzy now.. he likes me.. he's nice to me.. he doesn't live in the trailer park.

Why don't you and Chrome Dome go cuddle up on the couch and watch some more Jerry Springer re-runs. Hell.. maybe you should phone the producers up and see about you and Kroma appearing. It could be an epsiode on how people who leave a good thing for a scalely disgusting tutu wearing homaphrodite freak who smells bad.

You Tell him!

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Learned the Heart's Filthy Lesson from Joshua Watcher.

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-Oscar Wilde

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'
-Bob Newhart

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent.
-Victor Hugo

He Took it all too far..but boy could he play guitar
-David Bowie, Ziggy Stardust

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2004, 09:09:20 pm »


Diz.. shhhh.. I don't want everyone to kow how easy I am. then I'll have to be beating them all off  *sigh*

I edited your post for accuracy.

I was ALL READY accurate, thank you very much, you tutu wearing freak ! Why can't you just leave me alone ?!?!? I'm staying away from your precious piglet, isn't that what you wanted ?!?!? I've got Dizzy now... just leave me in peace !!!

He's my biatch too!!!

Dizzy is part of our playgroup? Was he the one wearing the outfit Durin brought?

NO ! Dizzy is NOT part of your sick play group. He is ABOVE that !
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #60 on: June 30, 2004, 09:13:35 pm »
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I can't believe this... I said I was finished with you !!! F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D ! I am here with Dizzy and you just can't handle it, can you ? I am NOT gonna jump ship and how DARE you say something so digusting about me !

Hey baby, lets not fight in public. This isn't the trailer park, you know.
Lets go back to the double wide, you can throw some empties at me, then get to work on dinner. Sound good hun?
I think your favorite movie is on the Oprah channel tonite, "The Burning Bed". After that is "The Lorena Bobbit Story".
We can cuddle on the sofa bed and watch your favorites. I won't even play dutch oven tonite.


Would you please stop STALKING me !!!! I have Dizzy now.. he likes me.. he's nice to me.. he doesn't live in the trailer park.

Why don't you and Chrome Dome go cuddle up on the couch and watch some more Jerry Springer re-runs. Hell.. maybe you should phone the producers up and see about you and Kroma appearing. It could be an epsiode on how people who leave a good thing for a scalely disgusting tutu wearing homaphrodite freak who smells bad.

Ya got a good catch there, Diz; a lady that calls a spade a spade :thumbsup: ;D


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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #61 on: June 30, 2004, 09:16:09 pm »


NO ! Dizzy is NOT part of your sick play group. He is ABOVE that !


Now that is comedy.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #62 on: June 30, 2004, 09:20:19 pm »


...he doesn't live in the trailer park.




Wanna come over to my place, Aurora? It's not much, but the views are nice. C'mon in and make yourself at home. Just ring the buzzer when you're settled and I'll tell you what level I'm on. We can watch cool battle vids of me blowing up Kroma's ships. ;)

Do you like golf? It's incredibly fun at my mini-course... The multi-platform course... I keep double stroking into the water, but when you make it, WOOT! I keep breaking the glass tho... But it's fun!

After some fun vids and snacks, let me show you the islands in my skyflyer. ;) We will pack a lunch and eat out.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #63 on: June 30, 2004, 09:23:37 pm »
OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #64 on: June 30, 2004, 09:27:41 pm »


...he doesn't live in the trailer park.




Wanna come over to my place, Aurora? It's not much, but the views are nice. C'mon in and make yourself at home. Just ring the buzzer when you're settled and I'll tell you what level I'm on. We can watch cool battle vids of me blowing up Kroma's ships. ;)

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You lying bastard!!! You promised that love vid was for our personal use only. I would never have let you blow me let alone tape it if I new you were going to show it to all your tramps. Boo hoo guess I just got added to the same celeb list as Pamela and Paris.....hmmmm.....wonder if it will help my career?
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #65 on: June 30, 2004, 09:30:16 pm »
OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

LMFAO!!!!
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-Bob Newhart

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #66 on: June 30, 2004, 09:32:15 pm »
OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

No need to apologize, saves me the trouble.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #67 on: June 30, 2004, 09:34:19 pm »
OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

No need to apologize, saves me the trouble.

Absolutly, Kim. You proved that some toxins just don't die.

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-Oscar Wilde

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'
-Bob Newhart

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent.
-Victor Hugo

He Took it all too far..but boy could he play guitar
-David Bowie, Ziggy Stardust

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #68 on: June 30, 2004, 09:34:55 pm »
OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

No need to apologize, saves me the trouble.

Yeah... I'm sure you're good at it, but who wants to beat themselves?

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #69 on: June 30, 2004, 09:35:53 pm »
OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

What I'd like to know is...

WHAT THE HECK IS EVERYBODY DOIN' IN AND 'ROUND MY DOUBLEWIDE?!?!?!

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #70 on: June 30, 2004, 09:37:34 pm »
OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

What I'd like to know is...

WHAT THE HECK IS EVERYBODY DOIN' IN AND 'ROUND MY DOUBLEWIDE?!?!?!

Looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #71 on: June 30, 2004, 09:41:04 pm »
Can you people PLEASE take this discussion off premises? This is private property ya know and I WILL call the cops if'n y'all don't git outta my yard!

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #72 on: June 30, 2004, 10:09:14 pm »
Dizzy,

Aint you married?
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #73 on: June 30, 2004, 10:46:16 pm »
Can you people PLEASE take this discussion off premises? This is private property ya know and I WILL call the cops if'n y'all don't git outta my yard!

Come on over to my trailer. You gotta see what we got in the basement.
Thanks again Durin for the gimp suits.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #74 on: June 30, 2004, 10:52:00 pm »
Can you people PLEASE take this discussion off premises? This is private property ya know and I WILL call the cops if'n y'all don't git outta my yard!

Come on over to my trailer. You gotta see what we got in the basement.
Thanks again Durin for the gimp suits.
 :-X

Uh...trailers don't have basements.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #75 on: June 30, 2004, 10:58:24 pm »
Can you people PLEASE take this discussion off premises? This is private property ya know and I WILL call the cops if'n y'all don't git outta my yard!

Come on over to my trailer. You gotta see what we got in the basement.
Thanks again Durin for the gimp suits.
 :-X

Uh...trailers don't have basements.

Mine does!

I think you will fit in real good. Not real quick to pick up on things are ya?
Kroma! We need another gimp suit! And get my banjo, I feel in the mood...
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #76 on: June 30, 2004, 11:04:56 pm »
Oh, crap! <locks door and grabs shotgun>

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #77 on: June 30, 2004, 11:07:46 pm »
Oh, crap! <locks door and grabs shotgun>

<hands LeRoy another can of paint>

It might be safer if you paint the inside tonight.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #78 on: July 01, 2004, 12:11:10 am »
OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

No need to apologize, saves me the trouble.

Yeah... I'm sure you're good at it, but who wants to beat themselves?

I...really don't want to know.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #79 on: July 01, 2004, 09:11:07 am »
<picks up phone>

*BRRRRRRRRING! BRRRRRRRRRRING! BRRRRRRRRRING!*

*click* Hello?

LeRoy: <panting> KIM... *pant, pant, pant*... YA GOTTA HELP ME! *pant*

KRolling: *sigh* what'd ya do this time?

LeRoy: Likkerpig 'n Kroma are comin' after me with banjos and gimp suits! And I don't even know what a gimp suit is! Sounds like somethin' one would wear to protect himself from some sorta nasty disease or somethin'...

KRolling: *GASP!* STAY PUT RIGHT THERE! I'M ON MY WAY!

LeRoy: <frantic> WHY?! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO ME?!?!?!

KRolling: YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW! JUST STAY RIGHT THERE! *CLICK!*

At reckless speed, a pickup truck laden with various ladders, paint rollers, paint cans, and other accoutrements pertaining to paint careens through the trailer park and comes to a sudden halt in LeRoy's back yard just in time to see Kroma and Likkerpig ready to break down the door.

Likkerpig and Kroma: *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM* WHERE'S THE 18-YEAR-OLD?!

LeRoy: I'm not here! Go over to Mav's house and see what he's doin'! <pumps shotgun> *click, click*

KRolling: OK, gentlemen, stand aside. I need LeRoy to paint the SSCF clubhouse again.

Likkerpig: Not until we're done havin' our fun.

Kroma: We're gonna make a man outta the boy and show 'im what a gimp suit's for!

KRolling: <shudders> That'll have to be postponed 'till a later time. I need LeRoy at the clubhouse right now!

Likkerpig: Don't worry, Kimmy.

Kroma: It won't take long <snickers>

KRolling: *WHOOSH!* YOU TWO SEE THIS?! <brandishes rolling pin>

Likkerpig and Kroma: OK, OK! YOU CAN HAVE 'IM!

KRolling: <in comforting tone> Come on out, LeRoy. It's OK. Nobody's gonna hurt you.

LeRoy peeks out hesitantly.

KRolling: Come on out. You're safe now.

LeRoy gingerly steps out and makes his way the truck cautiously, trying not to trigger the predatory instincts of his assailants with quick movements.

KRolling: <frustrated with LeRoy's slow progress> MOVE YER CAN, BUSTER!

LeRoy leaps into the truck and slams the door.

KRolling marches back to the truck, gets in, and drives off.

LeRoy: WHEW! That was a close one! Thinks fer bailin' me out again there, Kim.

KRolling: Don't thank me just yet. You ARE going to paint the clubhouse.

LeRoy: WHAT? I just did!

KRolling: Mav's done snuck in and painted "Hooch, bake me a pie!" on the clubhouse wall again. Your're gonna fix the damage.

LeRoy: Drat! Foiled again!

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #80 on: July 01, 2004, 10:09:58 am »
ROFL!!!!!

You're getting better and better, LeRoy!!!

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #81 on: July 01, 2004, 11:33:25 am »
Are you offering to give me golf lessons, Aurora? Why don't you start by showing me how you grip the club?

If it will get me out of my current Kroma Likkerpig love triangle, gladly, lol

Sorry Aurora but you would have better luck navigating the Bermuda triangle in a raft without a compass  ;)
Its kinda like Hotel California.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #82 on: July 01, 2004, 03:13:36 pm »
I hate it when they get away!
Even tuned my banjo fer nuthin'!
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #83 on: July 01, 2004, 06:26:16 pm »
"Hooch, bake me a pie!" on the clubhouse wall again. Your're gonna fix the damage.

LeRoy: Drat! Foiled again!

LOLOL ... good post

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #84 on: July 01, 2004, 06:40:12 pm »
/quote Dizzy/

I keep double stroking into the water

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #85 on: July 01, 2004, 07:16:54 pm »
Are you offering to give me golf lessons, Aurora? Why don't you start by showing me how you grip the club?

If it will get me out of my current Kroma Likkerpig love triangle, gladly, lol

Sorry Aurora but you would have better luck navigating the Bermuda triangle in a raft without a compass  ;)
Its kinda like Hotel California.


lol.. that was good
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #86 on: July 01, 2004, 07:53:59 pm »


...he doesn't live in the trailer park.




Wanna come over to my place, Aurora? It's not much, but the views are nice. C'mon in and make yourself at home. Just ring the buzzer when you're settled and I'll tell you what level I'm on. We can watch cool battle vids of me blowing up Kroma's ships. ;)

Do you like golf? It's incredibly fun at my mini-course... The multi-platform course... I keep double stroking into the water, but when you make it, WOOT! I keep breaking the glass tho... But it's fun!

After some fun vids and snacks, let me show you the islands in my skyflyer. ;) We will pack a lunch and eat out.

The Sky Shack


See, Ham Hock... Dizzy knows how to treat a lady.
I don't know how you think you are going to impress anyone with that stupid banjo and living in that trailer park. Perhaps you should sit back an observe how Dizzy treats a lady. You could quite possibly learn something....
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #87 on: July 01, 2004, 10:22:48 pm »
Why'd the song "Smoooooth operator" just pop in my head?
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #88 on: July 02, 2004, 07:27:17 pm »


...he doesn't live in the trailer park.




Wanna come over to my place, Aurora? It's not much, but the views are nice. C'mon in and make yourself at home. Just ring the buzzer when you're settled and I'll tell you what level I'm on. We can watch cool battle vids of me blowing up Kroma's ships. ;)

Do you like golf? It's incredibly fun at my mini-course... The multi-platform course... I keep double stroking into the water, but when you make it, WOOT! I keep breaking the glass tho... But it's fun!

After some fun vids and snacks, let me show you the islands in my skyflyer. ;) We will pack a lunch and eat out.

The Sky Shack


See, Ham Hock... Dizzy knows how to treat a lady.
I don't know how you think you are going to impress anyone with that stupid banjo and living in that trailer park. Perhaps you should sit back an observe how Dizzy treats a lady. You could quite possibly learn something....


*sniff*
Just a couple days ago you were calling me Ham Bone.
Now some slick dude with book learnin' an money shows up and you are gone!
At least I still have Kroma.
And my basement "friends".
 :'(
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #89 on: July 02, 2004, 07:41:05 pm »


...he doesn't live in the trailer park.




Wanna come over to my place, Aurora? It's not much, but the views are nice. C'mon in and make yourself at home. Just ring the buzzer when you're settled and I'll tell you what level I'm on. We can watch cool battle vids of me blowing up Kroma's ships. ;)

Do you like golf? It's incredibly fun at my mini-course... The multi-platform course... I keep double stroking into the water, but when you make it, WOOT! I keep breaking the glass tho... But it's fun!

After some fun vids and snacks, let me show you the islands in my skyflyer. ;) We will pack a lunch and eat out.

The Sky Shack


See, Ham Hock... Dizzy knows how to treat a lady.
I don't know how you think you are going to impress anyone with that stupid banjo and living in that trailer park. Perhaps you should sit back an observe how Dizzy treats a lady. You could quite possibly learn something....


*sniff*
Just a couple days ago you were calling me Ham Bone.
Now some slick dude with book learnin' an money shows up and you are gone!
At least I still have Kroma.
And my basement "friends".
 :'(


It was Kroma who was calling you Ham bone..
See...
You don't pay attention to ME...
It's always Kroma, Kroma, Kroma...
 :'(
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #90 on: July 02, 2004, 08:28:20 pm »


It was Kroma who was calling you Ham bone..
See...
You don't pay attention to ME...
It's always Kroma, Kroma, Kroma...
 :'(


Ooopse, sorry Aroma.
When yer done with the city boy,
come back home, 'k ?
Steal some of his fancy likker too!
 :-*
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #91 on: July 02, 2004, 09:01:14 pm »
Likkerpig, that freaking picture in your sig is givin me an F'ing headache! My eyes are trying to focus on her eyes and they cant do it. My head feels like its gonna blow up like the martians on Mars Attacks!

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #92 on: July 02, 2004, 09:11:24 pm »
Likkerpig, that freaking picture in your sig is givin me an F'ing headache! My eyes are trying to focus on her eyes and they cant do it. My head feels like its gonna blow up like the martians on Mars Attacks!

 :cuss: :ufo:

I just wanted people to see the world through my eyes.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #93 on: July 02, 2004, 10:34:19 pm »


It was Kroma who was calling you Ham bone..
See...
You don't pay attention to ME...
It's always Kroma, Kroma, Kroma...
 :'(


Ooopse, sorry Aroma.
When yer done with the city boy,
come back home, 'k ?
Steal some of his fancy likker too!
 :-*

It's AURORA, you daft pig.
Say it with me, "A Roar A"
NOT aroma...
Aroma (Which strangely enough rhymes with Kroma... coincidence.. I think not) is what causes the gagging reflex to kick in when you get too close to Kroma. Maybe you should invest in some Vick's Vap-o-Rub.. could help..
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #94 on: July 02, 2004, 10:54:20 pm »

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It's AURORA, you sexy beast.
Say it with me, "A Roar A"
NOT aroma...
Aroma (Which strangely enough rhymes with Kroma... coincidence.. I think not) is what causes the gagging reflex to kick in when you get too close to Kroma. Maybe you should invest in some Vick's Vap-o-Rub.. could help..

Ok hun, I'll just call you the "Big A" from now on. Always willing to listen to you babe.
You shouldn't be so nasty to Kromy, you both being soccer moms and all. I figured you two finally clicked.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #95 on: July 02, 2004, 11:15:29 pm »
Likkerpig, that freaking picture in your sig is givin me an F'ing headache! My eyes are trying to focus on her eyes and they cant do it. My head feels like its gonna blow up like the martians on Mars Attacks!

 :cuss: :ufo:

Would you prefer a torso shot like that?..  :o
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #96 on: July 02, 2004, 11:42:42 pm »

Would you prefer a torso shot like that?..  :o

OH MY! I do like the way you think!

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #97 on: July 03, 2004, 12:49:28 am »

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It's AURORA, you DAFT PIG. (Didn't think I'd Notice, DID you ?!?!?!)
Say it with me, "A Roar A"
NOT aroma...
Aroma (Which strangely enough rhymes with Kroma... coincidence.. I think not) is what causes the gagging reflex to kick in when you get too close to Kroma. Maybe you should invest in some Vick's Vap-o-Rub.. could help..

Ok hun, I'll just call you the "Big A" from now on. Always willing to listen to you babe.
You shouldn't be so nasty to Kromy, you both being soccer moms and all. I figured you two finally clicked.
I lost my sense of smell years ago, the morning after a night of Lucky Lager and 7-11 hot dogs. Lesson learned: never dutch oven yourself!
I can't take the picture down sweetcakes, it's the last one I took of you!


Hey, I love Kroma.. she/he/it is da bomb.. so, just leave her/he/it out of this. You expect me to suddenly begin treating her/him/it differently ? She/he/it will think I don't like her/him/it anymore. And I just won't have that. Whatever Kroma is, Kroma has feelings too and I am not going to hurt her/his/its feeling by suddenly acting any different.

Now, please change that <insert favorite expletive here> picture.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #98 on: July 03, 2004, 01:50:14 am »

Hey, I love Kroma.. she/he/it is da bomb.. so, just leave her/he/it out of this. You expect me to suddenly begin treating her/him/it differently ? She/he/it will think I don't like her/him/it anymore. And I just won't have that. Whatever Kroma is, Kroma has feelings too and I am not going to hurt her/his/its feeling by suddenly acting any different.

Now, studmuffin, please change that <insert favorite expletive here> picture.

Sorry Big A, sweetcheeks. Didn't realize you girls were getting along so well. My bad.
The picture stays until you come home and let me take a "better" one!
Hee hee hee
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #99 on: July 03, 2004, 09:42:34 am »

Hey, I love Kroma.. she/he/it is da bomb.. so, just leave her/he/it out of this. You expect me to suddenly begin treating her/him/it differently ? She/he/it will think I don't like her/him/it anymore. And I just won't have that. Whatever Kroma is, Kroma has feelings too and I am not going to hurt her/his/its feeling by suddenly acting any different.

Now, studmuffin, please change that <insert favorite expletive here> picture.

lol, quit changing my words, Swine !!!

I guess if I have to sacrifice myself for the good of the people, then I will... I'm coming home.. now change that picture !!!l

Sorry Big A, sweetcheeks. Didn't realize you girls were getting along so well. My bad.
The picture stays until you come home and let me take a "better" one!
Hee hee hee

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #100 on: July 03, 2004, 10:44:37 am »

I guess if I have to sacrifice myself for the good of the people, then I will... I'm coming home.. now change that picture !!!l


 :woot:
Take that Dizzy, ya city slickin' rube!
Not sure what wine to serve with dinner tonite though. What goes best with gopher stew? Baby Duck or Spumante Bambino? Maybe some Thunderbird?  Man, livin' near a highway cuts down on the grocery bills!
Soon as I get some film for the camera a new picture will go up.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #101 on: July 03, 2004, 11:44:42 am »
And thus concludes this week's episode of "As Your Stomach Churns". Check back next week to find out who the father of Aurora's baby is. Could it be Dizzy? Could it be Likkerpig? Could it be Kroma? Tune in next week, same time, same channel for all the sickening details brought to light in next week's episode of "As Your Stomach Churns" :P

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #102 on: July 04, 2004, 01:16:05 pm »
Likkerpig, that freaking picture in your sig is givin me an F'ing headache! My eyes are trying to focus on her eyes and they cant do it. My head feels like its gonna blow up like the martians on Mars Attacks!

 :cuss: :ufo:

Would you prefer a torso shot like that?..  :o

Of course. Perhaps we could get Tracy, Aurora and Kimmy to pose for it? Sorry Kroma, I want no part of seeing your goodies.
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #103 on: July 04, 2004, 09:32:42 pm »
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Of course. Perhaps we could get Tracy, Aurora and Kimmy to pose for it? Sorry Kroma, I want no part of seeing your goodies.


I think you probably have more chance of Kroma posing for that shot..
I mean Kroma is obviously a bit of an exhibitionist  anywayl...
You probably shouldn't have ever mentioned that.. who knows what will we see in the Flame Zone now...
I'm thinking that the only one who would want to actually see that show is Piglet.. and that's only after he's polished off a case of beer.   
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #104 on: July 05, 2004, 10:36:43 am »

I guess if I have to sacrifice myself for the good of the people, then I will... I'm coming home.. now change that picture !!!l



 :woot:
Take that Dizzy, ya city slickin' rube!
Not sure what wine to serve with dinner tonite though. What goes best with gopher stew? Baby Duck or Spumante Bambino? Maybe some Thunderbird?  Man, livin' near a highway cuts down on the grocery bills!
Soon as I get some film for the camera a new picture will go up.



Was gonna drop in and say hi, Likker, but didnt want to wake your dogs. ;)



Btw, someone dropped this by your doorstep:

http://YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5.Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."

6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7. Any one in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this!

8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

10. Your junior prom had a daycare.

11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are,"Gentlemen start your engines."

12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #105 on: July 05, 2004, 11:35:34 am »
 :lol:
Nice work Dizzy
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #106 on: July 05, 2004, 01:49:58 pm »
Dang Dizzy, too bad you didn't make it past the security system. I was trying out a new recipe out of Martha Stewart's Living. It was pretty dang good, here it is if'n you wanna try it....

Cajun Gopher Chili

Ingredients:

Tomatoe Sauce (depends on gopher #s)
1 tsp.-1 cup Chili Powder (Depends on Taste and gopher #s)
4 Large gophers or 9 small (If you ran over the gophers better make it 12)
1 large pot or two large ones if the first isn't enough.
5-10 chili peppers (depends on taste and gopher #s)
5-10 red peppers (depends on taste and gopher #s)
5-10 jalapenio peppers (depends on taste and gophers #s)
How ever much Cayenne Pepper you like, it depends on your taste and gopher #s.
1 tsp. Black Pepper
a pinch of salt
Chili Beans for extra flavor
And whatever other ingredients that are hot and spicy you would like to add.

Directions:
1. Skin gophers.
2. Remove internal organs, head, claws, and bones. There is no flavor or use for these. But if you want to add them, go ahead.
3. Put some tomatoe sauce in the pot(s). Then add the gophers.
4. Chop peppers
5. Skip step four if you don't want chopped peppers; it doesn't matter.
6. Put the rest in and let set for a long dang while.
7. Before serving make sure you have enough bread, Milk, and Toliet paper for after dinner.
8. Serve. Enjoy
9. Race for bathroom. Whoever is first will make a large stench. Have enough air freshner.

Serving size of Meal-depends on how much you put in and the gophers.

Warning-You're a redneck if you try this. (Either that or you like really hot chili.) May cause sudden urges to go to the bathroom. May cause burnt tongues and mouths. May cause severe indegestion.

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Offline likkerpig

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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #107 on: July 05, 2004, 02:43:25 pm »
Thinking of doing some renos to the old homestead. What do you think?


Here's a pic of the neighbors:


I think they are KRolling and LeRoy, not sure about the guy with the bandana. So hard to tell without the uniforms...
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Re: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...
« Reply #108 on: July 05, 2004, 03:24:49 pm »
Here's a pic of the neighbors:


I think they are KRolling and LeRoy, not sure about the guy with the bandana. So hard to tell without the uniforms...


:lol: :rofl:

The guy with the bandana is Dogmatix comin' over to visit ;D