Topic: The Gorn Navy wants you

[Iaidoka]

Rumor has it that The Federation stands on the brink of destruction.  You've all heard it on the news.  

There are signs of Romulan naval buildups all along the neutral zone with the Federation.  The Federation is of course attempting to negotiate there way out of the mess they find themselves in.  We have also heard rumours that the Romulan Senate has authorized the use of mercenary ship crews, and that captains are responding from all over the quadrant.  There has even been word that large elements of the KAT, KOTH, and KBF fleets have all aligned themselves against us.  

This morning with the odds mounting against us, the Gorn Confederation has authorized a similar measure.  We are looking to hire captains for the upcoming war.  We must prepare our forces to repel the Romulan invasion.  While they appear focused on the humans at the moment, the Confederation is their obvious next target.  This evil must be opposed.  

So if you are ready to sign up to repel the coming invasion and save the universe from lying kiniving green blooded scum, report immediately to your nearest Gorn Navy Recruiting office.  Time is short.  The future of the Confederation and the Federation are both at stake.  

[Cmdr. Krotz]

<The view pans out from Iaidoka proselytizing from the podium, to an empty open-air ampitheater, accompanied by the ambient sounds of crickets chirping, and a dog howling in the distance....>  

[Kroma_BaSyl]

And one size 52 lizard, stuffed into a size 32 tutu, dancing to his own beat.

[FatherTed]

I know of no Gorn Navy. I'm flying for the Bruce Navy for DOE.

[Cocomoe]

  I'd like to sign up.  Anyone going to be on GSA to help me get some of the MAJOR rust off?

 Cocomoe
 

[J'inn]

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And one size 52 lizard, stuffed into a size 32 tutu, dancing to his own beat.  

<looks at picture>

<starts to hear a disco beat>

Gosh is that the VIllage People I hear . . .

In the Navy!
You can blast whomever you please!
In the Navy!
Though Kroma you may have to please!
In the Navy!
You can be a better Gorn!
In the Navy!
In the Navy!

Gorn want you!
Gorn want you!
Gorn want you as a new recruit!

In the Navy!
GWarlock's mouth will reign!
In the Navy
The Bruces sure love pain!
In the Navy!
You can feel like a little girl!
In the Navy!
Give our Butches (erm Bruces) a twirl!

We want you!
We want you!
We want you as a new recruit!


<runs for dear life out the door of the Bruce Club House

A few seconds later 20 rabid Gorn come blasting though the door after the fat white Mirak who is running far faster than what you would have ever thought possible.>
 

[Karnak]

Well, now that you put it dat way about player numbers, mb I should join  the puny Blue Plague.

Do we get to use Quantam torps?

[DH123]

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Well, now that you put it dat way about player numbers, mb I should join  the puny Blue Plague.

Do we get to use Quantam torps?  

Seriously, is anybody flying Federation?  Maybe the KBF should give it a shot?  

[DH123]

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And one size 52 lizard, stuffed into a size 32 tutu, dancing to his own beat.  

<looks at picture>

<starts to hear a disco beat>

Gosh is that the VIllage People I hear . . .

In the Navy!
You can blast whomever you please!
In the Navy!
Though Kroma you may have to please!
In the Navy!
You can be a better Gorn!
In the Navy!
In the Navy!

Gorn want you!
Gorn want you!
Gorn want you as a new recruit!

In the Navy!
GWarlock's mouth will reign!
In the Navy
The Bruces sure love pain!
In the Navy!
You can feel like a little girl!
In the Navy!
Give our Butches (erm Bruces) a twirl!

We want you!
We want you!
We want you as a new recruit!


<runs for dear life out the door of the Bruce Club House

A few seconds later 20 rabid Gorn come blasting though the door after the fat white Mirak who is running far faster than what you would have ever thought possible.>
 

. . . the Number 1 reason the fly Gorn you get to kill J'inn!!!!!!!!  

[**DONOTDELETE**]

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Seriously, is anybody flying Federation?  Maybe the KBF should give it a shot?  

That is not even close to being funny

 

[SOSNero]

LOL!!!