LOL... I like the idea on principle there JMM, but there is one problem with it.
You see, Iraqi females have what we in the 1166th like to call the 'Third World Syndrome.' It is a terrible disfiguring disease that affects about 75% of the women in all developing countries.
The disease can lie dormant for decades until it is triggered by chemicals released as a result of prolonged sexual activity. Within a few months, the initial symptoms begin to appear: dark circles under the eyes; a double chin; the hair looses it's shine and becomes stringy; mood swings and worst of all loss of all sex drive. As time passes the symptoms worsen and new ones develop, including: tooth decay and loss; morbid obesity; apperance of verricose veins in all areas of the body; halitosis, and increased strength- especially when hurling heavy pots and pans at males of the species. Even worse, at this stage of the disease, the now hidiously deformed female's sex drive not only returns, but reaches superhuman proportions.
Unfortunately, there is no known cure for Third World Syndrome, as many G.I.'s have unfortunately discovered.
Until there is a vacination for it, I would advise that any american male avoid Iraqi women unless they have strictly reliable proof of several of their ancestors hailing from civilized countries. This would include photos of relatives as far back as great-great-grandparents, thereby helping to ensure the man that there have been no occurrences of Third World Syndrome for several generations and prove that the possibility of the woman being a carrier has been reduced to a minimum by the introduction of untainted genetic material.
[This has been a paid Public Service Announcment brought to you by the Alabama National Guard, the U.S. Army Military Police Corps, AFN and Soldiers Against Ugly Women.}]
Topic: A solution to the Iraq issue. (Read 3429 times)