You know.. I hope you see the humor in this as I intend it.. but that made me think of a great SNL skit... where some guy annoys a gay man, who swears he'll get even.
He then comes home to find some redecorating show has convinced his wife to use some butt-ugly interior fashions.
As they leave one of the decorators sticks his tongue out at the man, behind his wife's back and pointing his finger, says "told you we'd get you"..