"Unleash the EARP!"
"Excuse you sir, now what did you want unleashed."
"The EARP!"
"Excuse you again sir, which weapon was that?"
"EARP!"
"You really should lay off the carbonated drinks."
"No Dammit! The EARP, EARP, EARP!!!!"
"That does it, I don't want to be commanded by someone more interested in drinking than fighting!"
(ducks the incoming KRolling Pin)
(realizes there was no Pin and stands back up)
WHACK!
Damn those Pseudo Pins!