Topic: KRolling's Off-Line Hobbies (Read 27334 times)

KRolling · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2003, 09:18:20 am »

<sob> And I thought you were my friend!! LOL!!

Now, stop it!!!

SSCFPatterson · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2003, 09:19:14 am »

Oh Kimberly,
Still Have to bump this one

"Dodges the first rolling pin, and prepares for the launch of the second one"

Goose · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2003, 10:31:26 am »

Did someone say ...

BUMP?

Maxillius · « **Reply #23 on:** March 15, 2003, 12:57:45 pm »

<engages tractors and phasers to point defense>

(fires PPD)

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP

hehehe thanx for letting me borrow your PPD, froggies

SSCFPatterson · « **Reply #24 on:** March 15, 2003, 04:00:48 pm »

Remember folks,

Kimberly can take out a man a 500 yards with her specially designed rolling pins.

"Ducks again and begins to wounder if there is enough wood in the world to keep up with the production of ROLLING PINS being used lately"

So.....

BUMP AND DUCK

Aenigma · « **Reply #25 on:** March 15, 2003, 05:18:24 pm »

I think she won't hit me if BUMP bumps.

Aenigma

KRolling · « **Reply #26 on:** March 15, 2003, 06:39:22 pm »

Ok, this is quite enough bumping!! LOL!!

Maxillius · « **Reply #27 on:** March 16, 2003, 12:42:58 am »

Quote:

Remember folks,

Kimberly can take out a man a 500 yards with her specially designed rolling pins.

"Ducks again and begins to wounder if there is enough wood in the world to keep up with the production of ROLLING PINS being used lately"

So.....

BUMP AND DUCK

so THAT'S what she's firing out the A-racks...

I was wondering why they only made an odd THOCK sound on my hull...

SSCFPatterson · « **Reply #31 on:** March 16, 2003, 09:49:25 pm »

AFTER ACTION REPORT FOR DAMAGE TO SSCF VESSELS INDELIBLE AND FRONTIER
Stardate:
0303.15
Location:
SSCF Training Facilities - Vega Colonies

The SSCF Indelible NCC 1769, Flagship for Fleet Admiral Patterson and the SSCF Frontier NCC 2017, Flag ship for Fleet Admiral Lister sustained heavy damage during Fleet readiness exercises held near the Vega Colonies on Stardate 0303.15. Both ships were testing the readiness of the SSCF Integritus NCC 1996 commanded by Fleet Captain Rolling.

As the Indelible and Frontier both readied low yield phaser and photons for the tactical exercise, Fleet Captain Rolling preformed a variation of the "Rolling Mavouver", and the Integritus launched large cyldrical objects at the Indelible and Frontier.

The SSCF Indelible sustained damage to its Port side warp nacelle, while the SSCF Frontier recieved damage to it primary hull on the starboard side.

Fleet Admiral Lister remarked "Its a good thing that this was only a training exercise. I'd hate to see if she really loaded for bear."

Both vessels are expected to be repaired by Stardate 0303.16.

Bump

SghnDubh · « **Reply #32 on:** March 16, 2003, 11:28:49 pm »

Do ya'll have as much fun on the D2 as you do in these threads?

KRolling · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2003, 07:49:11 am »

My dearest Deputy Fleet Admiral Patterson,

STOP IT!!!!

(LOL!!! You are a mess.)

Sincerely,

Fleet Captain K Rolling

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2003, 08:51:26 am »

A woman of many talents...
Kimberly, the mild-mannered home maker, steps into her art studio and in moments transforms into...
Super-K, the scurge of the SSCF (complete with her... errr... A-racks uniform).
Flt Cpt KRolling knows exactly how to handle any situation, should it... errr.. arise.
And now its time to put those skills to work. Here we find her now, in the art studio working on her latest creations (I'm sure you all remember her beautiful rendition of herself holding a rolling pin in her "Eat your heart out TraceyG thread), well, now she needs those skills again.
With a full set of crayons in one hand, and a wooden cooking implement in another, her work begins.
Here in her lair, we find row upon row of these secret weapons of mass destruction, all being faithfully crafted by a band of little wooden elf like creatures she brought back with her from her sojourn to the Klingon Empire several campaigns ago, and has kept secret here ever since. In gratitude for their emancipation from the tyranny of their former masters, they were more than happy to remain in her evil dungeon, working on new aerodynamic schematics and molecular bonding enhancements to the amunition that would one day be mounted within her... errr.. A-racks.
Despite their fine craftsmanship, these little gems need that personal touch, that loving little something to go with them, which Kimberley takes great delight in. In her best caligraphy, we find the names of all her favorite players being stencilled in the most loving of ways onto these, long, cylindrical objects. Why, there is one for Hooch (who resurrected this thread), and another for Patterson (who just posted). We can find one for Chuut (who put up that pic of her) which has special spikes on it, and another for the guy who started off this thread (I can't pronounce his name). In fact, as we gaze around this little industrious establishment, there are rolling pins for everyone who has ever crossed her in battle, as a momento of the occasion, surely. Be warned fellow D2ers, for the deadly A-Racks of the Integritus III (should that be a 2 instead of a 3? actually its one hundred and eleven), are coming soon, to a forum post near you.

Well, I thought putting BUMP would be boring...
...

KRolling · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2003, 08:55:15 am »

Too funny, Trace!

ferretlxix · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2003, 09:03:54 am »

After Reading this thread, you guys had me wondering what kind of 'Rolling' pins are out there and whoa.... some of these can be looked as if they are used by a Klingon (or by some strange pervert

).

But then some are just hungry.

Goose · « **Reply #39 on:** March 17, 2003, 06:37:30 pm »

That last one looks fuzzy with nasty pointy spikes.

Sounds like the design you outlined for Chuut.

As for me, I can honestly say I have never crossed KRolling in battle, and I've got the LACK of BUMPS to proove it.

BTW: KR I take you will be Fed in DOE? I will probably be Rom as Kzin aren't allowed.

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