Topic: KRolling's Off-Line Hobbies (Read 27453 times)

Daew Anahos · « **on:** March 03, 2003, 06:19:09 am »

SOCIAL NOTES IN THE GOOSE CREEK GAZETTE:

1.. At the Odd Fellows' picnic Sunday, [name deleted by Federation Security]
won first prize in the ladies' rolling-pin throwing con-
test. She threw her pin 99 yards.

2.. Mr. [name deleted by Federation Security] won the 100-yard dash.

KRolling · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2003, 11:43:02 am »

LOL!!! Which hit the 99 yard mark first??

Hopefully it was a tie, and the last yard made up by the gentleman was of him falling. Hehe!!

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2003, 12:25:26 pm »

And a photo of the event

I always had pictured you as younger Kim

<dons helmet>

Soreyes · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2003, 01:00:01 pm »

Quote:

And a photo of the event

I always had pictured you as younger Kim

<dons helmet>

`

Bad Kitty! Bad Kitty!

NuclearWessels · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2003, 01:40:46 pm »

LOL - tune in next week when Kim enters the Annual Kat Tossing event!

Here we find evidence of the advanced nature of this sport:

(warning - lotsa popups)
dave

KRolling · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2003, 03:26:09 pm »

ROFL!!! Kat Tossing, eh? LOL!!

Goose · « **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2003, 07:50:28 pm »

NEWSFLASH!!

Kzin officials have just confirmed the dismantling of one of the worst illegal rings of the underground world.

Kat juggling.

Thought to have began in the Mexican underworld in the 1980's on Earth, it has spread to the outer reaches of the galaxy where it is widely practised.

Young Kits are katnapped from their mothers to be used in this most hideous display of turtore. The most notorious rescue case of which was a young white Kat believed to have been dropped on it's head one too many times.

It has not been proven but it is believed to have entered law school and graduated.

More news at eleven.

KRolling · « **Reply #8 on:** March 03, 2003, 07:55:30 pm »

Well, that explains a few things.

KRolling · « **Reply #11 on:** March 04, 2003, 08:06:41 am »

NO! NO! NO!! I do not look anything like THAT!!!

My hair is redder, well, I ummm.... I am different!! I'm sure this is a very, very nice lady, but I AM DIFFERENT!!! LOL!!!

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #13 on:** March 04, 2003, 01:04:04 pm »

OOps!

Seems like I got a picture of her mom from the seniors event....

That's what happens when you send Steel Claw out on assignment I guess, he has a thing for ladies of his age group <snicker>

Anyhow, agent M'ress has devivered a new pic from the event....

notice the look in her eye before she WHOMPS someone....

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #14 on:** March 04, 2003, 01:06:40 pm »

I think I have seen the above pircture before. Isn't she Elsa, She-witch of the SSCF?

EDIT: P.S. She is much too young for me.

J'inn · « **Reply #15 on:** March 04, 2003, 01:38:22 pm »

Erm Chuut . . . . .

Would you please send me a bucket load of spare time . . . It seems you have plenty and I have basically none. I'm jealous.

How the heck to you find these pictures??!!

SSCF Hooch · « **Reply #16 on:** March 14, 2003, 05:32:57 pm »

Wow, how did I miss this little gem of a thread?

Hooch

SSCFPatterson · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2003, 08:17:38 am »

Umm Kimberly,
Allow Me

Bump this one all the way to top of forums.
"Ducks out of the way of the Rolling Pin"

KRolling · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2003, 09:18:20 am »

<sob> And I thought you were my friend!! LOL!!

Now, stop it!!!

SSCFPatterson · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2003, 09:19:14 am »

Oh Kimberly,
Still Have to bump this one

"Dodges the first rolling pin, and prepares for the launch of the second one"

Goose · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2003, 10:31:26 am »

Did someone say ...

BUMP?

Maxillius · « **Reply #23 on:** March 15, 2003, 12:57:45 pm »

<engages tractors and phasers to point defense>

(fires PPD)

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP

hehehe thanx for letting me borrow your PPD, froggies

SSCFPatterson · « **Reply #24 on:** March 15, 2003, 04:00:48 pm »

Remember folks,

Kimberly can take out a man a 500 yards with her specially designed rolling pins.

"Ducks again and begins to wounder if there is enough wood in the world to keep up with the production of ROLLING PINS being used lately"

So.....

BUMP AND DUCK

Aenigma · « **Reply #25 on:** March 15, 2003, 05:18:24 pm »

I think she won't hit me if BUMP bumps.

Aenigma

KRolling · « **Reply #26 on:** March 15, 2003, 06:39:22 pm »

Ok, this is quite enough bumping!! LOL!!

SSCFPatterson · « **Reply #31 on:** March 16, 2003, 09:49:25 pm »

AFTER ACTION REPORT FOR DAMAGE TO SSCF VESSELS INDELIBLE AND FRONTIER
Stardate:
0303.15
Location:
SSCF Training Facilities - Vega Colonies

The SSCF Indelible NCC 1769, Flagship for Fleet Admiral Patterson and the SSCF Frontier NCC 2017, Flag ship for Fleet Admiral Lister sustained heavy damage during Fleet readiness exercises held near the Vega Colonies on Stardate 0303.15. Both ships were testing the readiness of the SSCF Integritus NCC 1996 commanded by Fleet Captain Rolling.

As the Indelible and Frontier both readied low yield phaser and photons for the tactical exercise, Fleet Captain Rolling preformed a variation of the "Rolling Mavouver", and the Integritus launched large cyldrical objects at the Indelible and Frontier.

The SSCF Indelible sustained damage to its Port side warp nacelle, while the SSCF Frontier recieved damage to it primary hull on the starboard side.

Fleet Admiral Lister remarked "Its a good thing that this was only a training exercise. I'd hate to see if she really loaded for bear."

Both vessels are expected to be repaired by Stardate 0303.16.

Bump

SghnDubh · « **Reply #32 on:** March 16, 2003, 11:28:49 pm »

Do ya'll have as much fun on the D2 as you do in these threads?

KRolling · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2003, 07:49:11 am »

My dearest Deputy Fleet Admiral Patterson,

STOP IT!!!!

(LOL!!! You are a mess.)

Sincerely,

Fleet Captain K Rolling

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2003, 08:51:26 am »

A woman of many talents...
Kimberly, the mild-mannered home maker, steps into her art studio and in moments transforms into...
Super-K, the scurge of the SSCF (complete with her... errr... A-racks uniform).
Flt Cpt KRolling knows exactly how to handle any situation, should it... errr.. arise.
And now its time to put those skills to work. Here we find her now, in the art studio working on her latest creations (I'm sure you all remember her beautiful rendition of herself holding a rolling pin in her "Eat your heart out TraceyG thread), well, now she needs those skills again.
With a full set of crayons in one hand, and a wooden cooking implement in another, her work begins.
Here in her lair, we find row upon row of these secret weapons of mass destruction, all being faithfully crafted by a band of little wooden elf like creatures she brought back with her from her sojourn to the Klingon Empire several campaigns ago, and has kept secret here ever since. In gratitude for their emancipation from the tyranny of their former masters, they were more than happy to remain in her evil dungeon, working on new aerodynamic schematics and molecular bonding enhancements to the amunition that would one day be mounted within her... errr.. A-racks.
Despite their fine craftsmanship, these little gems need that personal touch, that loving little something to go with them, which Kimberley takes great delight in. In her best caligraphy, we find the names of all her favorite players being stencilled in the most loving of ways onto these, long, cylindrical objects. Why, there is one for Hooch (who resurrected this thread), and another for Patterson (who just posted). We can find one for Chuut (who put up that pic of her) which has special spikes on it, and another for the guy who started off this thread (I can't pronounce his name). In fact, as we gaze around this little industrious establishment, there are rolling pins for everyone who has ever crossed her in battle, as a momento of the occasion, surely. Be warned fellow D2ers, for the deadly A-Racks of the Integritus III (should that be a 2 instead of a 3? actually its one hundred and eleven), are coming soon, to a forum post near you.

Well, I thought putting BUMP would be boring...
...

KRolling · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2003, 08:55:15 am »

Too funny, Trace!

ferretlxix · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2003, 09:03:54 am »

After Reading this thread, you guys had me wondering what kind of 'Rolling' pins are out there and whoa.... some of these can be looked as if they are used by a Klingon (or by some strange pervert

).

But then some are just hungry.

Goose · « **Reply #39 on:** March 17, 2003, 06:37:30 pm »

That last one looks fuzzy with nasty pointy spikes.

Sounds like the design you outlined for Chuut.

As for me, I can honestly say I have never crossed KRolling in battle, and I've got the LACK of BUMPS to proove it.

BTW: KR I take you will be Fed in DOE? I will probably be Rom as Kzin aren't allowed.

SSCF Reveric · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2003, 03:28:14 pm »

BUMP......

SSCFPatterson · « **Reply #42 on:** March 21, 2003, 07:59:00 pm »

You see Kimberly,
I am not the only one who has been bumping this thread.
Oh and the Indelible is repaired after the rolling pin incident

KRolling · « **Reply #44 on:** March 22, 2003, 06:30:45 am »

<sigh> I'm starting to feel a little like <gasp> JYB!!!!

Daew Anahos · « **Reply #45 on:** March 22, 2003, 07:13:28 am »

Page 3? Holy bumping Batman! Chuut, can I apply for a ChuutRitt School Of Taunting degree now

?

/me activates cloak & the anti-rolling pin point defense to hide from KRolling...

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #46 on:** March 22, 2003, 08:03:29 am »

Stop interupting Kimberly with silly bumps to this thread. Can't you see she's busy... decorating rolling pins. She is on a mission you know, bestowed upon her by the Great Admiral herself in the sky.

Voice from the sky: What is your quest?
Kimberly: "I search for the Holy Rolling Pin"

What is your favourite colour?
Kimberley: "Well, derrr, blue of course!, just like the sky, its very pretty, see all the clouds up there making nice shapes and...

Voice from the sky: "Ahem... can we get back to the quest thing please..."
Kinberley: "Oooops, sorry."

Goose · « **Reply #47 on:** March 22, 2003, 08:33:26 am »

No no Reveric,

You gotta do it right,

like this...

Bump
.
.
.
.
.
DUCK!

KRolling · « **Reply #48 on:** March 22, 2003, 12:27:35 pm »

I HATE BLUE!!!! LOL!!

It's gotta be purple!!

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #49 on:** March 22, 2003, 01:14:45 pm »

Uh oh... she's turning Hydran on us...

Maxillius · « **Reply #53 on:** March 23, 2003, 05:59:34 pm »

well, it's better than that puky (sp?) Concordian purple...

you thought 3 rolling pins were bad, try 2 heavyish pins and a reeeally long rolling pin in front and 2 short-and-stout pins out the back; THAT'S frightening

SSCFPatterson · « **Reply #54 on:** April 03, 2003, 07:14:05 pm »

Well,
If the Jinn you bastard thread can get bumped,
then this one also deserves a little bump.

KRolling · « **Reply #55 on:** April 03, 2003, 07:41:53 pm »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

This thread was dead!!! I saw it die!!!!

Maxillius · « **Reply #56 on:** April 04, 2003, 07:01:25 am »

heheehe

<as a side note, laptops with dial-up connection to the internet are ideal during ice storms

>

Ravenstar · « **Reply #57 on:** April 04, 2003, 08:14:56 am »

Krolling is that really you!? By the way to mix the two threads just how many times have you seen JINN have intimate realations with...... well you know those rocky things? I don't want to be to graphic there may be children watching. Oh another question. Which has he encountered more ....that mentioned above or the Krolling pin!!!

Ravenstar

Maxillius · « **Reply #63 on:** April 04, 2003, 12:19:53 pm »

Why do you think we bought them?

SSCFPatterson · « **Reply #66 on:** April 04, 2003, 03:03:05 pm »

You see Kim, what a little bump can do

Ravenstar · « **Reply #69 on:** April 07, 2003, 10:18:19 am »

Let's see if we can get this thread to mingle with the JINN thread!
.....Ducks back under Warp distortion field to hide from Krolling Pin.....

This too had fallen out of the top 20!

Ravenstar

Maxillius · « **Reply #70 on:** April 07, 2003, 11:23:29 am »

good idea

Ravenstar · « **Reply #75 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:32:36 am »

Bump
....Ducks back under Warp Distortion Field....

Ravenstar

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #76 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:51:49 am »

Look out a KRolling hit squad has been sighted......

KRolling · « **Reply #77 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:04:45 am »

That is too funny!! I mean, umm.... I deny that ever happened!!

Maxillius · « **Reply #78 on:** April 08, 2003, 05:48:45 pm »

<rp on>
OH CRAP, THEY DISCOVERED OUR PLANT!!! BEAM UP THAT AWAY TEAM NOW!!!!!

I'm sorry, Commander, but we lost transporter lock... seems those large concrete buildings protect against our transporter beam better than we thought... However, I do have a lock on the Rolling Pin. Without it, their feeble, liberal legal system will let them go, and we can beam our away team at a later time.

Fine, get the Pin...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Goose · « **Reply #80 on:** April 08, 2003, 07:52:39 pm »

Hey K,

Nice avatar.

Is that really you?

I just a love a woman in white sweater with a rolling pin.

Meeee-
(INCOMING!)
0w!

KRolling · « **Reply #81 on:** April 08, 2003, 09:30:45 pm »

You mock me!! And I will not be mocked!

Corbomite · « **Reply #82 on:** April 08, 2003, 10:07:43 pm »

Man you guys are brave. You do see she is a redhead don't you?

KRolling · « **Reply #85 on:** April 09, 2003, 06:12:11 am »

That's hilarious!!!

Goose · « **Reply #86 on:** April 09, 2003, 07:50:05 am »

Truth be known, in RL I'm married to a Redhead! (RedFur remember? That is based on a real person)

In other words, I'm used to it!

(Ducks incoming rolling pin)

You tend to develop certain sensory inputs to avoid certain situations.

(Jumps to avoid low incoming rolling pin)

However, now and again they do tend to sneak up...

*POW!* (Rubs lump on head)

Hey, I never said I was perfect.

Mog · « **Reply #87 on:** April 09, 2003, 09:13:25 am »

Must be cold around here - lots of goose bumps in this thread.

Ravenstar · « **Reply #89 on:** April 10, 2003, 08:02:14 am »

A WARM BUMP
......Ducks Back under curiously oscillating Warp Distortion Field..... what's going on???

Ravenstar

KRolling · « **Reply #90 on:** April 10, 2003, 08:03:59 am »

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ravenstar · « **Reply #91 on:** April 11, 2003, 10:31:56 am »

Beware all the Krouching Krolling, Hidden Jinn has been loosed!......BUMP
.....ducks back under severely oscillating Warp Distortion Field.....

Ravenstar

KRolling · « **Reply #92 on:** April 11, 2003, 10:42:54 am »

Goose · « **Reply #93 on:** April 11, 2003, 11:32:20 am »

"Unleash the EARP!"

"Excuse you sir, now what did you want unleashed."

"The EARP!"

"Excuse you again sir, which weapon was that?"

"EARP!"

"You really should lay off the carbonated drinks."

"No Dammit! The EARP, EARP, EARP!!!!"

"That does it, I don't want to be commanded by someone more interested in drinking than fighting!"

(ducks the incoming KRolling Pin)
(realizes there was no Pin and stands back up)
WHACK!

Damn those Pseudo Pins!

KRolling · « **Reply #96 on:** April 11, 2003, 03:31:17 pm »

ROFL!!!

Maxillius · « **Reply #97 on:** April 12, 2003, 06:45:11 am »

Another bump for the bumps in the bump...

<ssssSSSSSSSssssssss.......>

that was a close one, good thing she wasn't awake!!!

KRolling · « **Reply #102 on:** April 12, 2003, 04:49:17 pm »

OH MY!!! I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <shock, horror, gasp>

Ravenstar · « **Reply #104 on:** April 14, 2003, 12:32:53 pm »

bump

Tries to hide behind horse...dang it keeps moving....seems nervous around a Kzinti.....I wonder why??.....I wonder what its predators are......

Ravenstar

CW-Frankk · « **Reply #108 on:** April 15, 2003, 03:08:02 pm »

SIN COMENTARIOS

Ravenstar · « **Reply #110 on:** April 17, 2003, 07:49:23 am »

....The Horse finally takes a clear look at Commander Ch'nau and rears in total panic leaving Ch'nau in full view..........he sees a blur of red......an upraised arm and then......
BUMP!!!!

Ravenstar

Ravenstar · « **Reply #111 on:** April 17, 2003, 03:13:11 pm »

...Ch'nau slowly came to with a massive head ache making it difficult to even see but he slowly became aware that he was in his cabin on the Hatsumi....what? how did I get here?...?...

"I brought you back" said a soft voice....

Ch'nau started but couldn't even get up.......

the voice said:" Now let that be a lesson to you. It will wear off in time but by then I'll be safely aboard my ship"

Ch'nau started to shout any insults he could think of but he heard the voice say: "Do you need ANOTHER BUMP?"

He sunk back sullenly for the moment. In the dim light he saw the glint of red hair as the transporter took the owner of voice.

He thought to himself before he fell into a deep healing sleep "This isn't over yet!"

Ravenstar

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #112 on:** April 17, 2003, 10:12:30 pm »

Ch'nau woke up again, in his quarters, to find his chief medical officer standing over him with a medical tricorder.

"Are you ok Captain?" he asked.

Ch'nau replied, " I feel... fine... " he reached for the bump on his head, but there was nothing there. In fact, he felt quite ok.

"You were screaming in your sleep. The dreams have returned haven't they?"

Ch'nau sat up in his bed, looking at the doctor with a ponderous glance.

"I.... guess they have... I could have sworn she was here...."

Cocomoe · « **Reply #114 on:** April 19, 2003, 04:16:46 pm »

This is much too low on the list, I nominate it for Number 1.

Ravenstar · « **Reply #115 on:** April 21, 2003, 01:50:15 pm »

Thank you for the sentiment that's where I believe it should be also.

Ravenstar

Ravenstar · « **Reply #116 on:** April 22, 2003, 10:14:59 am »

Krolling,

After Tracey's data was added to this thread I believe this requires a response from you to clarify the timelines in this thread and what actually has happened here especially since, Like Jinn has his own thread, this is your thread. Don't take it too hard. Just remember now you will be inf....er FAMOUS that's it you'll be famous now.

Besides this was getting near the bottom of page 1.

Ravenstar

KRolling · « **Reply #117 on:** April 22, 2003, 11:56:01 am »

You mean I have to add to the role playing??? But... but.... I have absolutely NO imagination!!!! I don't know where to go with it!!!

Ravenstar · « **Reply #118 on:** April 22, 2003, 02:53:45 pm »

Yes you do, really try it. You'll find its not so hard well at least for you. Your Krolling pin will likely be hard on everybody else!

Ravenstar

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #121 on:** April 22, 2003, 03:13:13 pm »

There I was on the bridge of my ship, Rolling Pin in hand, when out of the nebula came ....the most drop dead sexy reptile I had ever seen, driving a pink G-BF, the GCS Prima Ballerina.....

KRolling · « **Reply #122 on:** April 22, 2003, 07:38:32 pm »

I do believe he, Raven... I mean Ch'nau, is needing the story to be continued from where it left off. Sorry, SghnDubh and Kroma. Thanks for your help.

<clears throat> Ok.... here goes nothing.....

<clears throat, again>

<RP on>

In her secret rolling pin laboratory, Kimberly smirked to herself. It seemed as though her new "Mind Altering Rolling Pin" (MARP) worked!!

<Editor's personal note: Who the heck is Ch'nau? "Bless you!" Who said that?>

She opened a box and replaced the clear blue MARP back in it's protective container. Then placed the container in a high security forcefield.

She walked over to the replicator, "Champagne, cold". As Kimberly removed the drink, she caught her reflection in the panel and toasted herself. Again, she smiled and began to think of other ways to torment Ch'nau. "Hmmmmmmm...... maybe I'll increase the dreams intensity a wee bit more."

Sitting back at her desk, Kimberly started making a list of other names she could use her MARP on. "Don't want anyone getting their noses pushed out of place. <snicker> Yes, this blue eyed gal has a little something for them all."

</RP off>

My head hurts.....

Ravenstar · « **Reply #126 on:** April 24, 2003, 08:23:02 am »

Don't hide you did well. I enjoy the challenge of a good fight especially when even if you lose badly you can recover quickly thanks to the magic of the virtual world. I have a suspicion(sp? rocket scientists can't spell) that you would be a very worthy opponent and I enjoy learning everything I can about SFC. I do promise to at least try to avoid running into the first asteroid available. I don't have the same affinity for them that JINN does. Kudo's to your "first" story.

Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau

SSCF-Patterson · « **Reply #127 on:** April 24, 2003, 07:02:32 pm »

Opps

Caught this thread on the Second Page.
Can't be having that Kimberly
BUMP

KRolling · « **Reply #128 on:** April 24, 2003, 07:04:17 pm »

PATTERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ravenstar · « **Reply #130 on:** April 30, 2003, 09:04:41 am »

Gee all the way down to page 3. What are some of the better hobbies involving Krolling Pins other than baking???

.....Ducks!... Whew missed me.......

Ravenstar
aka Ch'nau

9th Thrain · « **Reply #131 on:** April 30, 2003, 11:38:20 pm »

Well since I haven't done my part in suporting this thread and taking my lumps for it.........

'ear ya go Missy.......Back to the top w' ye!

mbday · « **Reply #132 on:** May 02, 2003, 12:39:17 pm »

THis one need a good bump...
So here it is bump...

KRolling · « **Reply #133 on:** May 02, 2003, 01:55:52 pm »

My fleet is against me!! <SOB>

Black · « **Reply #135 on:** May 02, 2003, 02:18:39 pm »

Seems to me you are the subject of much affection ... maybe a little ill placed ... but there nonetheless ...

(hey, the look you have in your picture says it all!)

KRolling · « **Reply #137 on:** May 02, 2003, 05:38:01 pm »

<WHACK!! on Raven>

Not only do I have to take it here at Taldren, now the SBO fleet has moved into the SSCF forums and gaining up on me with my own fleet members!!!

Such the life of a Rolling.... <sigh>

Maxillius · « **Reply #138 on:** May 03, 2003, 12:30:17 am »

Awww... if it makes ya feel better, I stopped bumping this thread...

oops...

mbday · « **Reply #139 on:** May 03, 2003, 08:36:15 am »

Kim just trying to help you make the KRolling Pin much better.

KRolling · « **Reply #140 on:** May 03, 2003, 09:06:47 am »

KRolling · « **Reply #142 on:** May 03, 2003, 10:18:15 am »

ROFL!!

mbday · « **Reply #143 on:** May 04, 2003, 12:29:47 am »

I see this has fallen out of the top 5 again. Time to bump......

Ravenstar · « **Reply #144 on:** May 04, 2003, 02:21:01 am »

KRolling you feel bad! Just think of the crazy dreams I am going to have tonight after you just whacked me with that MARP KRolling Pin!! .........ducks another MARP or would that be BARP........

Ravenstar
aka Ch'nau

Ravenstar · « **Reply #145 on:** May 06, 2003, 09:34:44 am »

Sorry but this had fallen all the way to page 2! Let's see what of these Krolling Pins have really come out of the famous Krolling Pin Laboratories:

1) Standard Krolling Pin
2) EARP Krolling Pin (...shudder...)
3) WYATT EARP Krolling Pin (...double shudder...)
4) MARP Krolling Pin (......triple shudder....)
5) BARP Krolling Pin (......Quadruple shudder.....)

All with critical technical help from the Krouching Krolling, Hidden JINN Casino and Consulting Company.

If there are others I have missed please add to the inventory because the safety of the Universe depends on an accurate accounting of these insidious weapons.

Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau

KRolling · « **Reply #146 on:** May 06, 2003, 09:37:03 am »

SFIRP

Maxillius · « **Reply #147 on:** May 06, 2003, 09:57:18 am »

1) Standard Krolling Pin
able to be loaded in A-racks only, does same damage as type 1 missiles, limited target tracking ability (turn mode F), speed 18, duration 2 turns

2) EARP Krolling Pin (...shudder...)
Electronically Augmented Rolling Pin: also only A-rack compatible, damage equivalent to a type 1 missile, improved target tracking (turn mode C), speed 18, duration 2 turns

3) WYATT EARP Krolling Pin (...double shudder...)
A-rack-compatible, damage equivalent to type 4 missile, improved target tracking (turn mode B), HET-capable (breakdown 2), speed 24, duration 2 turns

4) MARP Krolling Pin (......triple shudder....)
Multiple Activation Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, single missile carries 6 fighter-pins (FARPs), cannot track target, speed 12, duration 1/2 turn

5) BARP Krolling Pin (......Quadruple shudder.....)
Boomerang Action Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, damage equivalent to 2 type 4 missiles, speed 28, duration 4 turns (tracks target for 3 then tries to return for the remaining turn, cannot be reclaimed once duration expires), standard missile turn mode

6) FARP Krolling Pin (... eep...)
Fighter Activated Rolling Pin: Fighter rack and MARP only, all characteristics except duration equal to late era fighter missile, duration 3 turns.

7) SFIRP Krolling Pin (errm)
See Krolling's avatar. Mostly harmless, does not resemble in any way a missile, but does hurt when thwacked over the head. Special bonus for boarding parties equipped with SFIRPs

Have a nice day

Maxillius · « **Reply #149 on:** May 06, 2003, 12:41:52 pm »

oops, SFIRP: StarFleet Issued Rolling Pin : Mostly Harmless

SBOGuardianZeRo · « **Reply #152 on:** May 06, 2003, 06:33:38 pm »

geesh, i don't want my head anywhere near that rolling pin

(love this thread btw)

Ravenstar · « **Reply #153 on:** May 08, 2003, 01:17:15 pm »

In Honor of the esteemed Captain feeling better I hereby bump this thread to the top.....Ducks Mind Altering Rolling Pin........
Oh those dreams.....those dreams.....

Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau

Maxillius · « **Reply #156 on:** May 09, 2003, 12:30:55 am »

SSCF KRolling

Mind Altering Rolling Pin

ISC Mind control

see the connection?

Tommy20 · « **Reply #158 on:** May 11, 2003, 01:57:42 pm »

i was told not to do this

BUMP

mwahahahahahahaha

Ravenstar · « **Reply #159 on:** May 12, 2003, 09:00:00 am »

Absolutely, It is part of your initiation,

Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau

Ravenstar · « **Reply #162 on:** May 14, 2003, 10:40:43 am »

Kimberly,
I honestly say this with the utmost respect for your ingenuity but do you think you could maybe for just a little while use you Krolling Pins for their ORIGINALLY INTENDED USE, like a ...... for a........baking that is?

Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau

KRolling · « **Reply #163 on:** May 14, 2003, 10:54:06 am »

Huh??? Baking?????

<looks puzzled>

Isn't that what replicators are for???

Ravenstar · « **Reply #165 on:** May 15, 2003, 01:02:59 pm »

Bump, it was on page 2!......Ducks incoming Krolling Pin.......

Ravenstar
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Commander Ch'nau

Ravenstar · « **Reply #166 on:** May 16, 2003, 02:44:27 pm »

BUMMP......................Ducks multiple incoming Krolling Pins........good she missed.................

Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau

P.S. Sorry but it was mid page 2 I didn't want you to get your hopes up yet.

KRolling · « **Reply #167 on:** May 16, 2003, 03:37:46 pm »

<TWACK!>

KRolling · « **Reply #170 on:** May 16, 2003, 04:11:51 pm »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Good one, Trace!!

KOTHSulon · « **Reply #175 on:** May 19, 2003, 08:15:11 pm »

bump almost droped to page 2 again

Ravenstar · « **Reply #176 on:** May 20, 2003, 01:47:55 pm »

This was on page two!!.....ducks CARP........ducks CARP.........ducks CARP.......ducks CARP.........dang those things are pesky!......ducks CARP........ow!

(sigh)

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Commander Ch'nau

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