Topic: I hate it when...

[ActiveX]

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You busted up the van already Amy????

Women drivers! <snicker>  

::patiently waits for the female induced thunderbolt from the sky::

Oh crap...I forget women don't have very good aim either!

::runs::  

Yeah, they use carpet bolting tactics now, their smart bolts kept taking out JC Penny...go figure...  

<wailing> What have I ever done to you guys?!  

Thank the gods for Geico!  I only pay $250 fix my baby!  

[JMM]

I hate it when the Mexican garbage men come by and leave the frigging garbage can in the middle of the street after they dump it! Air rifles are legal here, maybe I should buy one and just sit there on the roof and say "try it again buddy and see what I do." Sorry arse Naco city workers! Vicky was like just pay them 2 dollars and they will always put it back by the house. SCREW THAT! If they do not like their salary and do not strike for higher wages or they do not like their job, then tough tittie! I will NOT be put in a position to be forced or coerced to pay those Nacos more!

Wait until I start flying the American flag on the house, especially on Independence Day, on our Independence Day I'm going to put it ABOVE the Mexican flag!    

[SL-Punisher]

I hate it when I go to resturants or the movies and get a soda that's mostly ice.

I want a coke...not enough ice to store a body dammit!

So being "Hump day" I figure we all should share some "I hate it when" moments...can be anything.

[Clark Kent]

I hate it when I go to the gym, and walk in to the pool area only to find no open lanes and the entire pool full of fat, water retaining sea cows infested with more cellulite craters than all the moons of Jupiter combined...

CK

P.S.  I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...

[ActiveX]

Stop goin on the Xindi set then...

[Clark Kent]

I doubt that Xindi do water aerobics.

CK

P.S. I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...
 

[Clark Kent]

I also hate it when that pepto commercial comes on.  You know the one where they do a conga dance to "nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, dhiarrhea...YAY PEPTO BISMOL!"
I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!  It is so disturbing,

CK

P.S. I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...
 

[Khalee]

I hate the Quiznos commercial that thing is too freaky.

[Kmelew]

I hate it when...
...five minutes before I am to leave work I get a call,  "Uh we have a problem can you help us out?"
...when I go out on a personal errand, a family member says, "While you're out can you..."  But when I need something it's always a song and a dance!  

[RogueJedi_XC]

I love the Quiznos commercials. The Spoogemonkeys rock!        

[RogueJedi_XC]

I hate it when someone calls me to help get a worm off their system and then declare they will never own an antivirus program because they are useless.


That just...just...I have no words for it, except, "Well, DUH, jackass!"      

[AlienLXIX]

I hate it when . . .
 . . . I am in the middle of a game, and I know that if I blink someone is gonna rip my 6 apart, my contacts dry out!  Not only is it painful but it's blurry as hel!  bleh

I hate it when . . .
 . . . Ferret and I are getting our freak on and the phone rings.

I hate it when . . .
 . . . I do $3,500+ worth of damage to my 1 yo van and the thing I SCRAAAAAAAAPED it on only has my paint on it!  Bloody flecking Wal-Mart and their freaking lamp-posts!



Ahhhhh I feel better!    

[762]

You busted up the van already Amy????

Women drivers! <snicker>

[Sirgod]

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You busted up the van already Amy????

Women drivers! <snicker>  

LOL, Beat me to It.

stephen

[SL-Punisher]

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You busted up the van already Amy????

Women drivers! <snicker>  

::patiently waits for the female induced thunderbolt from the sky::

Oh crap...I forget women don't have very good aim either!

::runs::

[ActiveX]

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You busted up the van already Amy????

Women drivers! <snicker>  

::patiently waits for the female induced thunderbolt from the sky::

Oh crap...I forget women don't have very good aim either!

::runs::  

Yeah, they use carpet bolting tactics now, their smart bolts kept taking out JC Penny...go figure...

[Clark Kent]

I hate it when I take a short trip- 4 miles round trip- to the bank in my town, simple, get in the car, drive, drop off check with no one else in line, no conversation, jump back in car, drive back home and all that takes 30 MINUTES!!!!!!  Why in God's green earth should a 4 mile trip take 30 minutes?????  I'll tell you why: because these nimrods running the place feel it's important to have a stoplight at every single point humanly possible, and it's next to impossible to go anywhere in this stupid town without stoping at EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!!!!
In short- time to walk to the car- 34 seconds, time from car to bank bank to car- 2 minutes 38 seconds, time back from car into home: 38 seconds, so why does this trip take 30 minutes????????

CK

P.S.  I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...

[SL-Punisher]

YES PREACH ON BROTHER!! I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!

I call it stopification. I'm damn tired of the over-stopification of our roads. Traffic lights without sensors...so they make u wait for the light to change even though there isn't any traffic going in the other direction.

They put in a traffic light to replace a four way stop sign near my house. The reason being that there are about 3 large schools that use the same two-lane road and at 2:25 all the kiddies get out at once. Many of them drive home, which leads to a conflaguration as it takes forever for even one car to pull into all the traffic. Well anyways...they did a traffic study and decided to replace a stop sign with a traffic light. Problem is all the traffic wants to turn left onto the freeway. It didnt help anything, only made it worse.

 

[Tremok]

1) Slow speed limits

2) Drivers that drive slower then said speed limits  

[AlienLXIX]

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You busted up the van already Amy????

Women drivers! <snicker>  

::patiently waits for the female induced thunderbolt from the sky::

Oh crap...I forget women don't have very good aim either!

::runs::  

Yeah, they use carpet bolting tactics now, their smart bolts kept taking out JC Penny...go figure...  

<wailing> What have I ever done to you guys?!  

Thank the gods for Geico!  I only pay $250 fix my baby!