Topic: I wonder what . . . (Read 7601 times)

Hstaphath_XC · « **Reply #40 on:** May 26, 2004, 10:11:36 am »

I wonder what... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen whooping crane?

I wonder what... the probability is that a whooping crane could even carry a whole can of whup-ass, let along open one.

Perhaps, let's say, if two whooping cranes operated a can opener together... one using his dorsal guiding feather to--

<THWAK!>

Toasty0 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 26, 2004, 10:25:57 am »

I wonder what....

----------->>>Are there any questions worth asking

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #42 on:** May 26, 2004, 10:40:23 am »

<laughing> I see that no one is going to try and answer that last question I asked!

I wonder . . .
. . . why not?

Stormbringer · « **Reply #43 on:** May 26, 2004, 11:40:00 am »

An Eurpoean whooping crane, -or an african one?

762 · « **Reply #44 on:** May 26, 2004, 04:34:08 pm »

Quote:

Now this one is all Hsta's fault!

I wonder what . . .
. . . the world would be like if all the women were like me?

The world would be run by you, because all the men would not have any free time after fulfilling your needs.

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #46 on:** May 21, 2004, 11:43:54 am »

This is just a little mental game I just made up because I just wanna know!

I wonder what . . .
. . . our lives would be like if there was no American Revolution?

Ok it doesn't have to be as heavy as that you could ask something fun like:

I wonder what . . .
. . . really goes into a can of whoopa$$?

*play with me* says the girl in the corner

Sethan · « **Reply #47 on:** May 21, 2004, 12:11:09 pm »

I wonder what...

. . . amount of time will pass before this thread gets completely out of hand?

Stormbringer · « **Reply #48 on:** May 21, 2004, 12:40:11 pm »

Take a deranged whooping crane and stuff it into a large can. then shake the can. when you open the can a big insane bird pops out whooping and ready to kick anybody nearby's *asterisk. Works well with whooping cranes, emus, ostritches.

aligators, bears, and bobcats are also recommended.

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #49 on:** May 21, 2004, 01:52:59 pm »

And why is that that no one ever opens up a can of whup-ass, uses a little, and puts the rest back in a tupperware container. It's always a WHOLE CAN...

Stormbringer · « **Reply #50 on:** May 21, 2004, 01:59:49 pm »

Have you ever tried to put half a live whooping crane into a container. It just don't work that way. sheesh!

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #51 on:** May 21, 2004, 04:28:43 pm »

Not to mention impossible. Hard to have half of a whooping crane --at least live....

Stormbringer · « **Reply #53 on:** May 22, 2004, 12:16:43 am »

annoyed whooping cranes?

NJAntman · « **Reply #54 on:** May 22, 2004, 03:35:27 pm »

Whipped Whooping Cranes!

Or Whooping Cranes Whipping!

Or Whipping while Wooping, or , err,,,, you know, something along those lines.

Stormbringer · « **Reply #57 on:** May 23, 2004, 03:50:43 pm »

I have one of those. It looks and rolls like a golf ball except the color and numbers thing.

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #58 on:** May 24, 2004, 03:52:51 pm »

I am confused now. What do 100 sided dice have to do with Whooping Cranes?

NJAntman · « **Reply #59 on:** May 24, 2004, 03:58:39 pm »

50 ways to leave a lover. 100 ways to whip a whooping crane?

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