Topic: I wonder what . . . (Read 7602 times)

AlienLXIX · « **on:** May 21, 2004, 11:43:54 am »

This is just a little mental game I just made up because I just wanna know!

I wonder what . . .
. . . our lives would be like if there was no American Revolution?

Ok it doesn't have to be as heavy as that you could ask something fun like:

I wonder what . . .
. . . really goes into a can of whoopa$$?

*play with me* says the girl in the corner

Sethan · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2004, 12:11:09 pm »

I wonder what...

. . . amount of time will pass before this thread gets completely out of hand?

Stormbringer · « **Reply #2 on:** May 21, 2004, 12:40:11 pm »

Take a deranged whooping crane and stuff it into a large can. then shake the can. when you open the can a big insane bird pops out whooping and ready to kick anybody nearby's *asterisk. Works well with whooping cranes, emus, ostritches.

aligators, bears, and bobcats are also recommended.

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2004, 01:52:59 pm »

And why is that that no one ever opens up a can of whup-ass, uses a little, and puts the rest back in a tupperware container. It's always a WHOLE CAN...

Stormbringer · « **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2004, 01:59:49 pm »

Have you ever tried to put half a live whooping crane into a container. It just don't work that way. sheesh!

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2004, 04:28:43 pm »

Not to mention impossible. Hard to have half of a whooping crane --at least live....

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #6 on:** May 22, 2004, 12:07:06 am »

Quote:

I wonder what...

. . . amount of time will pass before this thread gets completely out of hand?

Well, it looks like it only took four replies . . .

I wonder what . . .
. . . I'm going to dream of tonight!

Stormbringer · « **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2004, 12:16:43 am »

annoyed whooping cranes?

NJAntman · « **Reply #8 on:** May 22, 2004, 03:35:27 pm »

Whipped Whooping Cranes!

Or Whooping Cranes Whipping!

Or Whipping while Wooping, or , err,,,, you know, something along those lines.

Stormbringer · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2004, 03:50:43 pm »

I have one of those. It looks and rolls like a golf ball except the color and numbers thing.

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #12 on:** May 24, 2004, 03:52:51 pm »

I am confused now. What do 100 sided dice have to do with Whooping Cranes?

NJAntman · « **Reply #13 on:** May 24, 2004, 03:58:39 pm »

50 ways to leave a lover. 100 ways to whip a whooping crane?

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #15 on:** May 25, 2004, 03:26:17 pm »

Now this one is all Hsta's fault!

I wonder what . . .
. . . the world would be like if all the women were like me?

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #16 on:** May 26, 2004, 09:48:54 am »

You need a crane to open a whole can of whup-ass?

Hstaphath_XC · « **Reply #17 on:** May 26, 2004, 10:11:36 am »

I wonder what... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen whooping crane?

I wonder what... the probability is that a whooping crane could even carry a whole can of whup-ass, let along open one.

Perhaps, let's say, if two whooping cranes operated a can opener together... one using his dorsal guiding feather to--

<THWAK!>

Toasty0 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 26, 2004, 10:25:57 am »

I wonder what....

----------->>>Are there any questions worth asking

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #19 on:** May 26, 2004, 10:40:23 am »

<laughing> I see that no one is going to try and answer that last question I asked!

I wonder . . .
. . . why not?

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