If you all have been paying attention, you know the drill
ADJECTIVE--- Complicated
PLURAL NOUN--- Europeans
ADJECTIVE--- Courageous
NOUN--- Cowboy
PLURAL NOUN---Cock-bites
ADJECTIVE--- Foolish
ADJECTIVE---Hard
VERB ENDING IN "ING"---Penetrating
PLURAL NOUN---Skateboards
PLURAL NOUN--- Jackasses
ADVERB---Totally
NOUN---Marijuana
NOUN---Orgasm
VERB---Hunker-down
ADJECTIVE--- Trigger-happy
PLURAL NOUN---Bombs
ADVERB---Extremely
VERB--- STFU
ADJECTIVE---Irritated
STATE OF THE UNION Complicated evening, distinguished
Europeans ,
Courageous Senators, members of the Supreme
Cowboys , my fellow
Cock Bites . I am
foolish to announce that the state of our
union is
Hard! Inflation is
Penetrating to an all-time
low. The test scores of our
Skateboards are at an all time high.
And,
Jackasses are expanding
Totally. However, the
Congress still refuses to pass
Marijuana reform, or to increase the
size of the
Orgasm budget, or to
Hunker-down the bill governing our
Trigger-happy national
Bombs. Tonight, I
Extremely suggest that you
STFU them a
Irritated letter or fax.
Ok here you go Dizzy.
Hope you like it. I'll have anothe list up in a day or two.
for the meantime, you folks still have the snowglobe