Heck, no one would scream if the yo-yos out there would have just a little better QC or increase the price of its product another 50 cents so that there'd actually be some INSTRUCTIONS in the manual rather than just bragging about its features... and I do know how to do these things! In fact, if it weren't for past experience, I wouldn't be able to assemble the mess at all, for the directions from some companies on their products are worse than skimpy.
You know, I've never heard of this cartoon!