I think the best part was this...
Ann Cox
Credits:
When asked to list her credits,
Ann chose to plead the 5th
on the grounds of possible
self-incrimination. She then put
her wig and dark
sunglasses back on. After being unleashed upon the earth in the disguise of wife and mother of 4 terrific kids, Ann started to formulate her plans to take over the world. Working in various Project Management and IT positions, Ann finally settled into the role as Director of Operations for a gaming company. "This is the perfect place to hatch my evil plans" she told herself, cackling maniacally. Slowly but surely, she is encoding into Taldren?s games her subliminal messages, calling upon the people of the world to send her cash?lots and lots of cash.
Will her plan succeed? Will the gamers of the world become her money-mailing minions?
Only time will tell.
BTW Maxillius, I couldn't find the Dirt story, where is it? I thought it'd disappeared to the sands of time... I'm sure Erik would like that
EDIT: Ooh, found it