Topic: EAW is Kaput! (Read 7158 times)

J'inn · « **on:** February 28, 2003, 09:37:30 am »

Proof?

There are now five women playing on it regularly. Cat fights. Wonton jiggling. PG rated ship names. Innuindos a plenty. Hormone laden men with their toungues hanging out. And don't even get me started on the whole Tantalus issue.

This is a war game not a frat house!! It's for men! Real men! I am disgusted.

But in the interest of fairness. I guess I'll see how it goes. So I extend the hand of friendship to:

KRolling (who has been good ever since the Tantalus Affair <shudder>)
TraceyG (PLEASE cover your self up!)
Cleopatra (STOP IT!!! Need I say more?)
Natasha (You were quiet. Thankfully)
Kroma BaSyl (I don't even know where to start) <------ snicker

Yes, I know there are six. Yes I know I left one out. But she scares me.

Women. Humph.

Seriously: I think it's cool. Well except for Kroma. That is just plain disturbing.

BTW:Ladies. G'Warlock told me to tell you that he would like his beer brought to him with the top OPEN from now on. So you know where to find him, he's on the 7.35 server flying Gorn as GDAgorn. He tends to fly PFs boats. Please make sure you deliver the "beer" Lots of times.

DiggityDank · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2003, 10:15:19 am »

Ummm, Okay...... Jinnifer!!

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2003, 10:18:11 am »

Quote:

Ummm, Okay...... Jinnifer!!

Thanks, was trying to figure out who that 6th girl was.

Karnak · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2003, 11:30:34 am »

Hey, be nice to TraceyG cuz she can code the mission scripts. Mb, Jinn should get a specialized mission or two.

Also, she's always nice to us Frogs.

SOS_Natasha · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2003, 01:16:54 pm »

R/P on
The Scene. J'inns Quarters. J'inn is getting to know SOS_Natasha

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Humm,

Ohhhh!

Poor Kitty.. you have something stuck there in your J'inn fur!!

We must keep up our personal grooming now.

Let Aunti Nasty get it for you...

tsk tsk..stubburn little clump.. just doesn't...want.... to.... come.... out...
AH..... (Ziuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, Thuffffffffffffff)

ohoh...

oh my, well, oh!

I don't know what to do about that... ummm, here's some fabric cement and some..oh..oh my!

Well how was I supposed to know that if I yanked on that one tuft of fur near your tail that all your fur would fall off!?!?

Furless cats look so wierd...

Places to go, apointments to keep... Ta ta!

( Natasha slips out the door before the shocked gaze of a now furless J'inn who's starting to notice that it's cold in there with out a layer of fur between him and the world about him)

----- In the hall, Tracy G, KRolling, Cleo and other SFC-2 female players await.--------------

Tracy G: It worked?
Natasha: Like a charm....I'd have never guessed about that one tuft of mirak fur...how is it that that is so?
Tracy G: The current Mirak capital is not thier home world.. its the next planet in, in that start system. The Miraki
had an especially nasty series on planatary wars a century before starflight that devestated the planetary
ecology. The Magic "tuft" was bio engineered into the species so they can visit the home world every 5
years or so for matters of deep cultural significance. It all starts growing back in 2 weeks, but normally.. well,
Mirak females in thier culture OWN thier males. Pulling the tail tuft marks them.

Natasha: Oh no, you mean to tell me I'm now married to that ego inflated fur ball? Tracy I'm going to Ki....
Tracy G: nonono! Your not married to him.. You OWN HIM!!!! There is no obligation. Of course you actually don't own
him. But J'inn is a life long confirmed batcholor. He's going to have a hard time living this down. And he has to
talk before the alliance grand council in 48 hours.. everyones bound to notice! And wait untill M'ris finds out!
KRoling: Oh My God! I didn't think of that. Thats just so delicious! Tracy, are you certain thiers no Romulan or Klingon
in your blood line?
Tracy G: None at all, pure human female. Great Bird of the Galaxy save them.
Cleopatra: Ok, This is all interesting and all that. And I will have to get a look at J'inn with out his fur. (raising her hand
to knock on the door of J'inns quarters) But what is WANKER and what does it have to do with all of this?
(Cleo's hand drops..slowly.. as a howl of pure feline misery escapes the doors soundproofing) Poor Ji'nn!
He deserved it, female fleet command officers are not to be trifled with, but he is going to be so miserable for
awhile.
Tracy G.: You'll find out more about WANKER in the very near future. Most likely they'll want to recruit both you
and Nasty....especially after this !

(Tracy gigles!)
(KRolling giggles)
(General female giglling ensues as the group makes off down the corridor)

R/P off

Many thanks to Khemaraa, Chuut Ritt, Pharoh, and others for backround information. A link to the archived posts from the old taldren boards. If there isn't a real WANKER orginization on the Taldren boards, maybe there should be now.. Ladies?

(be afraid, be very very afraid... They don't call me Aunti Nasty for my good looks you know...)

SOS_Natasha out.

DiggityDank · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2003, 01:20:37 pm »

*wipes away tears of mirth*
Oh man, that was too funny Natasha

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2003, 01:26:24 pm »

TheMaverick · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2003, 02:48:12 pm »

Ouch J'inn. But never fear I am rather bald at the moment as well... but atleast Aunti Nasty doesn't own me... whew

SOSCleopatra · « **Reply #11 on:** March 01, 2003, 02:54:43 am »

Uh oh somebody went and made Auntie mad!!!!!

Be afraid Mr. J'inn

Vandemar Croup · « **Reply #13 on:** March 01, 2003, 04:06:33 am »

The scene, on the Bridge of what's left of the wreckage of the Romulan vessel Riverboat Casino....

Three Romulan officers enter. They are greeted by ... pink... lots of pink. All the bridge crew seems to be pink. They move in closer to investigate. One turns away, gagging. The other two look at each other. "I... didn't know you could...do that with crochet. "

Storyline off..
Yep, it's true Jiinn, you have to watch out for that Tracey. This is what happens to those who cross her. Or maybe it's Kroma, this may be what happens when someone cross(dresses) her. Uh him. Whatever.

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2003, 07:34:40 am »

Behold a new world matriarchal order... heaven help you, J'inn, if we, the women of SFC2 ever all fly the same race in a campaign... (I see a pattern forming here...)

Matsukasi · « **Reply #18 on:** March 01, 2003, 07:22:38 pm »

Yeah, Croup. It can't possibly be anybody that WE know, could it?

...nah...

: slowly backs away from Croupy poopy :

DH123 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 01, 2003, 07:35:17 pm »

This games needs more chicks.

News:

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