Topic: The Bard's Tale - Autumn 2004! (Read 1807 times)

Hstaphath_XC · « **on:** April 22, 2004, 02:47:22 pm »

Huzzah!!! It must be mine!

http://www.the-bards-tale.com/en/

Looks like they are using Snowblind's newest Everquest graphics engine.

About The Bard's Tale

Features:
* 50% more funny
* Uses more pixels than ever before
* Spins the DVD at over 10,000 RPM!
* Over $500 in value
* Graphics so amazing you'll need a screen!
* So powerful, it won't even run on the PlayStation 1
* Explode millions of barrels

Coming to the PC and next generation game consoles!

Forget those "quest to save the world" adventures, our hero is interested in just two things... coin and cleavage.

Capt. Mike · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2004, 07:29:17 pm »

Looking forward to it..the scenes look good, and I can always use some coinage (my wife has the cleavage)..

Mike

Sirgod · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2004, 07:40:04 pm »

this game is going to be one of the best Re does ever.

I'm so happy to see this one coming out.

stephen

vsfedwards · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2004, 04:51:45 am »

Holy hell that looks nice, theyve imrpoved a lot since Gamespy did their review. (it looked like diablo 2 then)

Dash Jones · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2004, 11:30:28 am »

Hmm, what's so great about Bard's Tale...sorry never played the original.

However the flash on the frontpage is hilarious. If you keep touching the barmaid...she'll tell you to stop doing it and eventually actually redirects you to a sexual harrassment site! Hilarious!

Is it a comedy series of games or something. I'm looking at the rest of the site now.

The soldier is pretty funny too, but he eventually just stops talking instead of doing anything else. He sounds like Shrek!

Sirgod · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2004, 11:43:42 am »

Quote:

Hmm, what's so great about Bard's Tale...sorry never played the original.

However the flash on the frontpage is hilarious. If you keep touching the barmaid...she'll tell you to stop doing it and eventually actually redirects you to a sexual harrassment site! Hilarious!

Is it a comedy series of games or something. I'm looking at the rest of the site now.

The soldier is pretty funny too, but he eventually just stops talking instead of doing anything else. He sounds like Shrek!

Hehe, The Bards tale was abit before you came along Dash... at the time It was one of the Best RPG games made. There where actually 3 of them + a Bards Tale construction set.

I played It on the C64 years ago.

Stephen

Hstaphath_XC · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2004, 02:47:22 pm »

Huzzah!!! It must be mine!

http://www.the-bards-tale.com/en/

Looks like they are using Snowblind's newest Everquest graphics engine.

About The Bard's Tale

Features:
* 50% more funny
* Uses more pixels than ever before
* Spins the DVD at over 10,000 RPM!
* Over $500 in value
* Graphics so amazing you'll need a screen!
* So powerful, it won't even run on the PlayStation 1
* Explode millions of barrels

Coming to the PC and next generation game consoles!

Forget those "quest to save the world" adventures, our hero is interested in just two things... coin and cleavage.

Capt. Mike · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2004, 07:29:17 pm »

Looking forward to it..the scenes look good, and I can always use some coinage (my wife has the cleavage)..

Mike

Sirgod · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2004, 07:40:04 pm »

this game is going to be one of the best Re does ever.

I'm so happy to see this one coming out.

stephen

vsfedwards · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2004, 04:51:45 am »

Holy hell that looks nice, theyve imrpoved a lot since Gamespy did their review. (it looked like diablo 2 then)

Dash Jones · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2004, 11:30:28 am »

Hmm, what's so great about Bard's Tale...sorry never played the original.

However the flash on the frontpage is hilarious. If you keep touching the barmaid...she'll tell you to stop doing it and eventually actually redirects you to a sexual harrassment site! Hilarious!

Is it a comedy series of games or something. I'm looking at the rest of the site now.

The soldier is pretty funny too, but he eventually just stops talking instead of doing anything else. He sounds like Shrek!

Hstaphath_XC · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2004, 02:47:22 pm »

Huzzah!!! It must be mine!

http://www.the-bards-tale.com/en/

Looks like they are using Snowblind's newest Everquest graphics engine.

About The Bard's Tale

Features:
* 50% more funny
* Uses more pixels than ever before
* Spins the DVD at over 10,000 RPM!
* Over $500 in value
* Graphics so amazing you'll need a screen!
* So powerful, it won't even run on the PlayStation 1
* Explode millions of barrels

Coming to the PC and next generation game consoles!

Forget those "quest to save the world" adventures, our hero is interested in just two things... coin and cleavage.

Capt. Mike · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2004, 07:29:17 pm »

Looking forward to it..the scenes look good, and I can always use some coinage (my wife has the cleavage)..

Mike

Sirgod · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2004, 07:40:04 pm »

this game is going to be one of the best Re does ever.

I'm so happy to see this one coming out.

stephen

vsfedwards · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2004, 04:51:45 am »

Holy hell that looks nice, theyve imrpoved a lot since Gamespy did their review. (it looked like diablo 2 then)

Dash Jones · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2004, 11:30:28 am »

Hmm, what's so great about Bard's Tale...sorry never played the original.

However the flash on the frontpage is hilarious. If you keep touching the barmaid...she'll tell you to stop doing it and eventually actually redirects you to a sexual harrassment site! Hilarious!

Is it a comedy series of games or something. I'm looking at the rest of the site now.

The soldier is pretty funny too, but he eventually just stops talking instead of doing anything else. He sounds like Shrek!

Sirgod

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