Topic: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...  (Read 2046 times)

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Toasty0

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Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« on: April 18, 2004, 01:37:24 pm »
headed for Earth.

     

Rat_Boy

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2004, 02:56:47 pm »
Arm defense batteries.  Lock on to anything pink.

Praxis

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2004, 10:08:25 pm »
Be careful.  All they have to do is launch pink paintballs at your ships and your ships will nuke each other

What shall we call this ship...

Hmm...

How about the Pink People Eater?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Praxis »

Age

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2004, 01:20:55 am »
Quote:

Be careful.  All they have to do is launch pink paintballs at your ships and your ships will nuke each other

What shall we call this ship...

Hmm...

How about the Pink People Eater?


Yep  
« Last Edit: April 19, 2004, 01:21:41 am by Age »

SL-Punisher

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2004, 05:38:57 am »
Ah once again the fragile and feeble Klingon mind completly misunderstands the intended purpose of the pink coloring (Which btw when viewed by the superior Romulan eye is quite pleasing).

A study of ancient earth history during the brutal and sadistic global war II shows a interesting tactic used by the primitive naval vessels of the time called Dazzle Camoflauge. Apparently ships were often colored in confusing and bright zebra strips in the hopes of breaking up the visual outline of the vessel and making it more difficult to target.

Romulan engineers have determined that coloring specific vessels in a pink color will distract Starfleet tactical officers and decrease their accuracy by an estimated 24%, 38% in the case of Klingons since the color pink tends to enrage them, and thus bypassing the more logical and tactical thought processes.

Phase II of our plan includes dressing in full length sequin gowns and sending video transmissions to the enemy to further confuse and baffle them.

::End transmission::

::Goes back to trying on full length gown::

You know us Romulans, any excuse to wear womens clothing.

 

SPQR Renegade001

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2004, 06:34:03 am »
Grats SL

Interloper

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2004, 09:37:28 am »
do the sequins enhance the dazzle effect?  

SL-Punisher

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2004, 11:41:53 am »
Yes, especially when combined with a fully functional Type23A Multiphase Disco Ball.

 

Lieutenant_Q

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2004, 12:02:33 pm »
 
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 Romulan engineers have determined that coloring specific vessels in a pink color will distract Starfleet tactical officers and decrease their accuracy by an estimated 24%




hmm...tis a shame my tactical officer is color-blind and refuses a shot of Retinox... I guess he'll be someone you wont want to run into then eh?  

Toasty0

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Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2004, 01:37:24 pm »
headed for Earth.

     

Rat_Boy

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2004, 02:56:47 pm »
Arm defense batteries.  Lock on to anything pink.

Praxis

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2004, 10:08:25 pm »
Be careful.  All they have to do is launch pink paintballs at your ships and your ships will nuke each other

What shall we call this ship...

Hmm...

How about the Pink People Eater?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Praxis »

Age

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2004, 01:20:55 am »
Quote:

Be careful.  All they have to do is launch pink paintballs at your ships and your ships will nuke each other

What shall we call this ship...

Hmm...

How about the Pink People Eater?


Yep  
« Last Edit: April 19, 2004, 01:21:41 am by Age »

SL-Punisher

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2004, 05:38:57 am »
Ah once again the fragile and feeble Klingon mind completly misunderstands the intended purpose of the pink coloring (Which btw when viewed by the superior Romulan eye is quite pleasing).

A study of ancient earth history during the brutal and sadistic global war II shows a interesting tactic used by the primitive naval vessels of the time called Dazzle Camoflauge. Apparently ships were often colored in confusing and bright zebra strips in the hopes of breaking up the visual outline of the vessel and making it more difficult to target.

Romulan engineers have determined that coloring specific vessels in a pink color will distract Starfleet tactical officers and decrease their accuracy by an estimated 24%, 38% in the case of Klingons since the color pink tends to enrage them, and thus bypassing the more logical and tactical thought processes.

Phase II of our plan includes dressing in full length sequin gowns and sending video transmissions to the enemy to further confuse and baffle them.

::End transmission::

::Goes back to trying on full length gown::

You know us Romulans, any excuse to wear womens clothing.

 

SPQR Renegade001

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2004, 06:34:03 am »
Grats SL

Interloper

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2004, 09:37:28 am »
do the sequins enhance the dazzle effect?  

SL-Punisher

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2004, 11:41:53 am »
Yes, especially when combined with a fully functional Type23A Multiphase Disco Ball.

 

Lieutenant_Q

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Re: Klingon sensors pick up one of SL-Punisher's ships...
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2004, 12:02:33 pm »
 
Quote:

 Romulan engineers have determined that coloring specific vessels in a pink color will distract Starfleet tactical officers and decrease their accuracy by an estimated 24%




hmm...tis a shame my tactical officer is color-blind and refuses a shot of Retinox... I guess he'll be someone you wont want to run into then eh?