Have I mentioned that you are dead? Well you are.
Here's why . . .
Jinnius Rex. King of his domain, logs onto the server. He goes to where he parked his wonderful R-SUA.
He takes a look and there is some lame frigate with the name "I LOVE DIE HARD" spray painted across the bow.
So immediately other players are pointing and giggling.
Then I see a second ship. "DIE HARD'S MY HERO"
<shudder>
YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER ELF BOY!!!
<storms off in a huff>