Topic: Freedom? Or Crucifixion? (Read 6362 times)

KRolling · « **on:** February 27, 2003, 07:56:39 am »

<snicker> oh, so sorry!!

<runs away>

NuclearWessels · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2003, 10:05:21 am »

Wewease the waywer! ... you bastawds!

KRolling · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2003, 10:08:24 am »

<crowd snickering>

Why do they dither so?

FatherTed · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2003, 11:12:14 am »

Quote:

Wewease the waywer! ... you bastawds!

Mawwiage. What is mawwiage?

J'inn · « **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2003, 12:23:35 pm »

I don't get it.

Scipio_66 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2003, 12:24:48 pm »

J'inn:

It's a Python quote. You wouldn't understand.

"Crucifixtion?"

"Yes."

"Good. Form a line single file, please. One cross each. SOS to the head of the line!"

-S'Cipio

FatherTed · « **Reply #8 on:** February 27, 2003, 12:55:00 pm »

[trumpets]
CROWD:
[cheering]

PILATE:
People of Jewusalem!
CROWD:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Wome is your fwiend.
CROWD:
[laughing]
PILATE:
To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.
CROWD:
[laughing]
GUARD #3:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Whom would you have me welease?
BOB HOSKINS:
Welease Woger!

CROWD:
Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]
PILATE:
Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!
CROWD:
[cheering]
CENTURION:
Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.
PILATE:
What?
CENTURION:
Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.
PILATE:
Ah. We have no 'Woger'!
CROWD:
Ohhhhh!
BOB:
Well, what about Wodewick, then?
CROWD:
Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!
PILATE:
Centuwion, why do they titter so?
CENTURION:
Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.
PILATE:
Are they... wagging me?
CENTURION:
Oh, no, sir!
GUARD #3:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!
CROWD:
[laughing]
CENTURION:
Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.
PILATE:
No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?
CENTURION:
Sorry, sir.
PILATE:
Who is this 'Wod'--
GUARD #1:
[chuckle]
PILATE:
Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?
BOB:
He's a wobber!
CROWD:
[laughing]
MAN:
And a wapist!
CROWD:
[laughing]
WOMAN:
And a pickpocket!
CROWD:
Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!...
PILATE:
He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
CENTURION:
We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm.
PILATE:
Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?
CENTURION:
Oh, yes, sir. We've got, uh, 'Samson', sir.
PILATE:
Samson?
CENTURION:
Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty-seven seers from--
BIGGUS:
Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth!
CENTURION:
Oh, no. Oh.
PILATE:
Ah. Good idea, Biggus.
BIGGUS:
Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus...
CROWD:
[laughing]
BIGGUS:
...the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and...

NuclearWessels · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2003, 01:21:23 pm »

Fwee Die Hawd!!!!

Lol - oh no!

WEWEASE THE TAWDWEN TWIO!

KRolling · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2003, 01:23:57 pm »

Thank you, Fa... um.... Ted. I just love that one!!! And of course Mr. Biggus!! LOL!!!! HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEH!!!!

<hits herself with Rolling Pin>

OH!!! How about this one.... it sounds just like Taldren.... <laughing>...............LOL!!!! HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!!

*parapharsed*

The gourd!!!! Follow the Gourd!!!

No, it's his shoe!! Follow the SHOE!!!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!!!<gasping for air>

Oh, I love Mr. Biggus!! HEHEEHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
I better go now!! Whew!! <laughing hard>
ok, bye..... HEHEHEHEH!!!

KRolling · « **Reply #13 on:** February 27, 2003, 06:11:14 pm »

Hey, hey, hey!!! I got a good one!!!

If Die Hard and Biggus D. got married and had a baby......

what would they name it!!!!!!

<uncontrolable laughter!!!><gasp><more laughter!!> HEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!

<wipes tears from eyes>

Bob Graham · « **Reply #14 on:** February 27, 2003, 06:51:01 pm »

Whats the name of that skit, my uncle has alot of the Flying Circus stuff on DVD, so when ever you guys start touting Python, I grab one of the DVDs and watch it.

FatherTed · « **Reply #15 on:** February 27, 2003, 07:16:44 pm »

"Life of Bwian". I mean "Life of Brian".

Bob Graham · « **Reply #16 on:** February 27, 2003, 07:45:22 pm »

Alright, cool, he doesnt have that one, but I've seen it at Blockbuster. I guess I know what my next rental will be.

Toten · « **Reply #17 on:** February 27, 2003, 10:55:14 pm »

Proud member of the

Peoples Front for the Liberation of Judea
hmm no

The Front for the Liberation of Judea

hmmm no

The popular front for the Judean Liberation

hmmm no

The peoples front for the liberation of Judea (no thats the old guy at the colliseum in the front row)

SPLITTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT!
George whats on the agenda?
I want to have babies.
WHAT !
I want to have babies.
BUT UR A MAN !
sooooo?
You dont have a womb. Where will u put the fetus? IN a BOX?
....
and on it goes
(almost as funny as the libyan crack suicide squad scene at the end of the movie right before " Allways look on the bright side of life")

Maxillius · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2003, 12:50:54 am »

I should've known it was going to be Python, since it didn't make any sense and
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JINN DIDN'T GET IT!!!!

HAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <gasp> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ha ha..
ha...

right...

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

I just made Lt. Commander!!! yay <passes out cigars> Yeoman, my darkened pip please?

Cleaven · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2003, 01:48:51 am »

But then J'inn had to ask "Who is DS?".

SSCF-F.A. Lister · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2003, 04:54:16 am »

Blessed are the cheesmakers??

Bob Graham · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2003, 06:44:08 pm »

Ummm, how shall we f**k off, o Lord?

Lyrkiller · « **Reply #22 on:** March 01, 2003, 01:25:32 pm »

now i have to break out all of my monty python DVDs and view them yet again!!!
the madness i tell you it madness.

<goes through his closet looking for said DVDS>

Toten · « **Reply #23 on:** March 01, 2003, 01:45:39 pm »

No I dont think he meant cheeze makers specifially, but he is referring all encompassing to all purveyors of milk related products.

WHAT !

So whats so special about that lot now then ????

cut scene to old man hanging off of a wall in a dungeon...

U LUCKY LUCKY B**tard, U got spat on, Bloody favouritism!!!!

cut scene to trial scene...

SWITISENS of JAWUSALEM.... WOME is ur FWEND...

I WOULD WIKE to INTRODWUSE my FWEIND BIGUS (crowd erupts into laughter)

cut scene to PFforLofJ (peoples front for the liberation of judea)...board meeting around tea time...
RIGHT!
Except for...
Roads
National Security
Eliminated Corruption
Unified Laws
Central Govenment
Crime Reduction
The Aquaduct
Better Health
More Food
(blah blah blah)

What needs to be answered is...

WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS DONE FOR US EH !

Hurrumph Hurrumph Hurrumph

Goose · « **Reply #25 on:** March 03, 2003, 11:44:44 am »

I never wanted to be a part of such a disastrous thread...

News:

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