Topic: DOE: Federation Scooby Snacks

[Herr Burt]

Well, hello best  beloved.  There's been a lot of talk about Rom and Gorn fighters, but what -- you may ask -- about the charming lads in blue?  What will they have?  Funny sideburns?  Pants tucked into boots?  Short mini-skirts?  (Hmmmm... actually, that last one isn't so bad.....)

Well, cheer-up my PC Pal.  It seems that starfleet has redesigned their fleet once more.  And this time, they didn't ask any silly engineer who wanted to route the phasers through the warp coils when there are asteroids around.  Nooooooo!  And they didn't settle for one scooby snack.  They didn't settle for two scooby snacks.  They didn't even give it up at three scooby snacks.  No no.....

THEY DEMANDED FOUR SCOOBY SNACKS!




Play nice kiddos.  And happy warmongering!

-Herr Burt  

[theRomulan]

Woohoo! The funny thing is, i was thinking about this while eating dinner. I was like "hmm... feds would fair a lot better if they were able to actually charge the one photon that they wanted, or switching that one photon to overload, without having to do two, or what not.  I always wondered why they didn't just do it like that when they patched the game.  Oh well.  I'm happy about this.  

[gornrule]

  You ALMOST got me.  Nice ship.  But I can see it now.  IF I played Freddie for a campaign, my name would be Fwarlock, and I don't think I could handle that much abuse, even if I did it to myself.


Gwarlock
Lord of all things Gorn

[TheMaverick]

Oh that's good... Oh mister Hurrpp can you arrange that setup for warlock it would make it just so much easier to razz him

[KRolling]

Oh, is that the "Rolling Pin"????!!!!

[762]

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Woohoo! The funny thing is, i was thinking about this while eating dinner. I was like "hmm... feds would fair a lot better if they were able to actually charge the one photon that they wanted, or switching that one photon to overload, without having to do two, or what not.  I always wondered why they didn't just do it like that when they patched the game.  Oh well.  I'm happy about this.    

You must have been eating poptarts for dinner.

[KRolling]

Or maybe Froot Loops??

[theRomulan]

Freshly baked chocoloate chip cookies actually.      

[Scipio_66]

A little pronunciation guide, for those of you not in the GDA.  (You poor bastards.)

The man's name is Warlock.  But he sticks the first letter of whatever race he's flying at the start
of his name so he shows up with the rest of the race in the player list.  So:

Gwarlock = /Gee War lok/
Kwarlock = /Kay War lok/
Rwarlock = /Arrrrrr.... War lok/, matey.

AND THE GRANDE PRIZE WINNER:
Fwarlock = /Ef War lok/.

Can't you just imagine a server with everyone going around saying "Hey, man, *F* Warlock!"

<snicker>  Hey, Walter old buddy, what's it going to take to get you into that blue spandex?
These ships are new, still rolling off of the assembly line, and there is plenty of time for me to
create one that you would find irresistable.  Come on, buddy.  Talk to Unca S'Cippy.
We can make this happen!

-S'Cipio the Slanderer  

[KRolling]

Now I always thought the first letter was silent.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

How about some parity...split the hard points on other races cruisers where possible

And what kind of bribe would be required to slip in the D77?

Its only  "pocket " BCH after all  and weighs over 210 anyways.......MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!..

er I mean...outside the FA its only a damn D7 with an extra set of engines

[**DONOTDELETE**]

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But with no Klingons in this campaign I guess we could settle for a R-K77RB right Crimmy????  

Ack!...no I meant for RODSL

[Scipio_66]

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Now I always thought the first letter was silent.  

But if the first letter were silent, we wouldn't be able to say, "F Warlock!"  And that wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

Hmmmm.... I know there is a joke in here somewhere about not being able to get very far in life without saying "is", but it escapes me.  Valcarve, you got anything?

-S'Cipio