Topic: I'll Probably regret this but WTF....... (Read 4623 times)

gornrule · « **on:** February 26, 2003, 07:59:35 pm »

To any SOS fleet member or SFC2 newbie:

Hiya! I'm Gwarlock, one of the heads of the GDA. Since we'll soon be butting heads as enemies, and most, if not all, are new to SFC2, I figured it only be fair to help out anyone who wants/needs a crash course in plasma tactics to feel free to email me or ask for an engagement on the SFC2.net fun server. My email is warlock567@yahoo.com. Welcome to the fun of SFC2.net! I'll point you in the general direction of survival. Everyone will survive the engagements. (I'll kill you later, when it counts). The battle system is quite different between the two games, and there are many subtleties key to survival. I'll be on the fun server Friday am EST, under the name GDAwarlock. I'll help out anyone who asks to the best of my ability, limited as that is. But remember, I may teach you everything you know, but not necessarily everything I know.

Good gaming!

Gwarlock
GDAwarlock
Commander GDA Bloodletter

Corbomite · « **Reply #1 on:** February 26, 2003, 08:07:52 pm »

Ooo! Ooo! I need help! I need help!

TheMaverick · « **Reply #2 on:** February 26, 2003, 08:18:09 pm »

Me too, me too!

gornrule · « **Reply #3 on:** February 26, 2003, 08:18:51 pm »

Very funny. Very funny. Get back in your pond, tadpole!

Gwarlock

Karnak · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2003, 08:47:18 pm »

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Ooo! Ooo! I need help! I need help!

You'll have to forgive some people in the SFC2 community with interesting takes on humor for taking gornrule's post out of context, hehe.

Oh yeah, I need a lot of help too!!

Corbomite · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26, 2003, 09:09:46 pm »

Don't be a yutz Karnak.

Rob Cole · « **Reply #6 on:** February 26, 2003, 09:18:18 pm »

OOOOOO!
An offer of Help form the grumpiest of lizzards........................
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Ok The medics are gone and they say I will be just fine.

Cocomoe · « **Reply #7 on:** February 26, 2003, 10:23:18 pm »

I need help also.

gornrule · « **Reply #9 on:** February 26, 2003, 11:18:37 pm »

JACKPOT!

#1 - 'Hugs and Kisses'

#2 - 'When I was a freshman 2 yrs ago - probably about 20-22 yrs old (no offense to my Kzin brethren, but MEOW!!)

#3 - responsible female who leads a fleet

#4 - in a sorority!

#5 - plays SFC!

In the event that you shun my invitation to marry, I shall ruthlessly hunt down and destroy each and every one of your fleetmates! You shall be sent to a re-education camp, then sent to my personal chambers to polish my war trophies. You will be appointed the high position of Croupier at the GDA forum and will be the sole bartender and blackjack dealer at every GDA function. You will have to bathe J'inn. You will have to be photographed by Chuut-Ritt. And you will have to take hula lessons from Kroma Basyl. You shall have to be GDA stenographer, taking all Adm. Iaidoka's plans BY HAND, IN TRIPLICATE. You will be trained to recall each Monty Python film, in its entirety, on command. And you'll have to rub Chancellor S'Cipio's feet. (ugh!)

Maybe death in battle ain't so bad.

I truly look forward to matching wits and skill against you and your fleetmates. Train well, you'll need it.

P.S. I'm off until Teusday PM, starting Friday. Name a time and I'll let you know. Any GDA/Gorn member will be glad to help.

Seriously.

Gwarlock

gornrule · « **Reply #11 on:** February 27, 2003, 03:30:03 am »

As we Bruces like to say... 'Here Here...well spoken Bruce'.

Since we've dispatched the pleasantries, and you have spurned my offer of marriage, your name shall be taken off of the chosen rolls and you too will join the ranks of the damned. Hell hath no fury like a Gorn spurned.

So, it will be a battle to the death. Do you mind if I call you Zoot?

All in fun,

Gwarlock

Tantalus · « **Reply #12 on:** February 27, 2003, 07:37:49 am »

If you ever need some one on one assistance.... do let me know

I'm rather infamous for ramming into rocks and planets.... so if you wanna be between a rock and a hard place.... let me know

KRolling · « **Reply #13 on:** February 27, 2003, 07:44:41 am »

<hits Gwarlock with Rolling Pin>

Back off, play boy!!

Mog · « **Reply #15 on:** February 27, 2003, 08:10:47 am »

ROFL Kim

gornrule · « **Reply #16 on:** February 27, 2003, 09:19:27 am »

Uh, excuse me, Krolling, I, uh, what I mean to say is, uh, why is one of your type 4's vibrating?

LOL! HIt me with a rolling pin, will ya!

Gwarlock

Corbomite · « **Reply #20 on:** February 27, 2003, 11:52:16 am »

Yeah, just when you could really use that "Screen Shot of the Week" SFC2.net is nowhere to be found. Coincidence?

Tantalus · « **Reply #21 on:** February 27, 2003, 12:00:42 pm »

Screenshot? I have no idea what you are talking about

And as for Cleo.... obviously I'm not smooth enough a talker for her to respond to my offer

Laflin... sod off will ya!...lol

Kim.... I've missed ya hun

Corbomite · « **Reply #22 on:** February 27, 2003, 12:10:33 pm »

You can't fool me Tanty, I was there! Maybe I'll just drop a little note to BBJ, hmmm.....

Corbomite · « **Reply #24 on:** February 27, 2003, 12:23:37 pm »

Why, yes he was. I do believe he was the one who took that lovely picture.

Hey it's my 2000th post. I made Captain, I made Captain! I guess I can retire now. Goodbye all.

Maxillius · « **Reply #26 on:** February 27, 2003, 01:55:06 pm »

I'd ask for plasma lessons, but it sems I've found a new home in the land of the fart breathers. And I make a very angry fart breather

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #27 on:** February 27, 2003, 03:33:11 pm »

Well well well... Miss Cleo does seem to have you boys in a tither, doesnt she.... LMAO!!!!!

Bob Graham · « **Reply #28 on:** February 27, 2003, 05:00:15 pm »

ROFLMAO!!!

Cleo, dont mind the large suitcase in the corner there, he has a nasty habit of running his mouth (a lot).

Hmm, I still dont know which side to fly for in DOE, I suck with plasma, but I'm sure there will be too manny Feds. O the agony!

TheMaverick · « **Reply #29 on:** February 27, 2003, 05:09:43 pm »

Too many feds? Is there such a thing?

LM REVENGE · « **Reply #30 on:** February 27, 2003, 07:03:14 pm »

All the things REVENGE learned in Gwarlock's school:
1:Plasma burns
2:Plasma hurts
3:Plasma kills you
4:Gwarlock deals with drones very very well

So much for reading writing and arithmetic...overated anyway.
Tomorrows lesson: "why it's called a phaser enema" and "why enveloping plasma sucks"

Mog · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2004, 06:11:30 am »

Bump, Maverick knows why

Capt Jeff · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2004, 06:22:18 am »

Quote from: Mog on June 25, 2004, 06:11:30 am

Bump, Maverick knows why

LOL !!!

Cleopatra Loves Maverick !!!

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