Topic: I'll Probably regret this but WTF.......

[gornrule]

  To any SOS fleet member or SFC2 newbie:

     Hiya!  I'm Gwarlock, one of the heads of the GDA.  Since we'll soon be butting heads as enemies, and most, if not all, are new to SFC2, I figured it only be fair to help out anyone who wants/needs a crash course in plasma tactics to feel free to email me or ask for an engagement on the SFC2.net fun server.  My email is warlock567@yahoo.com.  Welcome to the fun of SFC2.net!  I'll point you in the general direction of survival.  Everyone will survive the engagements. (I'll kill you later, when it counts).  The battle system is quite different between the two games, and there are many subtleties key to survival.  I'll be on the fun server Friday am EST, under the name GDAwarlock.  I'll help out anyone who asks to the best of my ability, limited as that is.  But remember, I may teach you everything you know, but not necessarily everything I know.


Good gaming!

Gwarlock
GDAwarlock
Commander GDA Bloodletter

[Corbomite]

Ooo! Ooo! I need help! I need help!  

[TheMaverick]

Me too, me too!

[gornrule]

  Very funny.  Very funny.  Get back in your pond, tadpole!



Gwarlock

[Karnak]

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Ooo! Ooo! I need help! I need help!    

You'll have to forgive some people in the SFC2 community with interesting takes on humor for taking gornrule's post out of context, hehe.

Oh yeah, I need a lot of help too!!

[Corbomite]

Don't be a yutz Karnak.

[Rob Cole]

OOOOOO!
An offer of Help form the grumpiest of lizzards........................
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Ok The medics are gone and they say I will be just fine.

[Cocomoe]

  I need help also.

   

[SOSCleopatra]

Quote:
  To any SOS fleet member or SFC2 newbie:

     Hiya!  I'm Gwarlock, one of the heads of the GDA.  Since we'll soon be butting heads as enemies, and most, if not all, are new to SFC2, I figured it only be fair to help out anyone who wants/needs a crash course in plasma tactics to feel free to email me or ask for an engagement on the SFC2.net fun server.  My email is warlock567@yahoo.com.  Welcome to the fun of SFC2.net!  I'll point you in the general direction of survival.  Everyone will survive the engagements. (I'll kill you later, when it counts).  The battle system is quite different between the two games, and there are many subtleties key to survival.  I'll be on the fun server Friday am EST, under the name GDAwarlock.  I'll help out anyone who asks to the best of my ability, limited as that is.  But remember, I may teach you everything you know, but not necessarily everything I know.


Good gaming!

Gwarlock
GDAwarlock
Commander GDA Bloodletter  

Why thank you Sir, you GDA types are soooo nice Big kisses to all, except perhaps the one with the tutu, a little too strange for me I think, maybe I'd better just blow him a kiss instead.....

I did play a little SFC2 about two years ago when I was a freshman,  but haven't tried it since, and the internet play is likely quite different from the single player game.  I was too shy back then to try online play.

As for your very kind offer,  unfortunately I have classes on Friday mornings, so I wont be able to make it.  And friday nights can sometimes be busy with Sorority events, but I hope to get the chance to benefit from your wisdom, maybe I'll skip Marine Biology one day

Again thank you for your offer of assistance.

Hugs and Kisses,
Cleo

[gornrule]

 JACKPOT!

  #1 - 'Hugs and Kisses'

  #2 - 'When I was a freshman 2 yrs ago - probably about 20-22 yrs old (no offense to my Kzin brethren, but MEOW!!)

  #3 - responsible female who leads a fleet

  #4 - in a sorority!

  #5 - plays SFC!


   In the event that you shun my invitation to marry, I shall ruthlessly hunt down and destroy each and every one of your fleetmates!  You shall be sent to a re-education camp, then sent to my personal chambers to polish my war trophies.  You will be appointed the high position of Croupier at the GDA forum and will be the sole bartender and blackjack dealer at every GDA function. You will have to bathe J'inn.  You will have to be photographed by Chuut-Ritt.  And you will have to take hula lessons from Kroma Basyl.  You shall have to be GDA stenographer, taking all Adm. Iaidoka's plans BY HAND, IN TRIPLICATE.  You will be trained to recall each Monty Python film, in its entirety, on command.   And you'll have to rub Chancellor S'Cipio's feet. (ugh!)

  Maybe death in battle ain't so bad.

 I truly look forward to matching wits and skill against you and your fleetmates.  Train well, you'll need it.

 P.S. I'm off until Teusday PM, starting Friday.  Name a time and I'll let you know.  Any GDA/Gorn member will be glad to help.

 Seriously.


Gwarlock

[SOSCleopatra]

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 JACKPOT!

  #1 - 'Hugs and Kisses'

  #2 - 'When I was a freshman 2 yrs ago - probably about 20-22 yrs old (no offense to my Kzin brethren, but MEOW!!)

  #3 - responsible female who leads a fleet

  #4 - in a sorority!

  #5 - plays SFC!


   In the event that you shun my invitation to marry, I shall ruthlessly hunt down and destroy each and every one of your fleetmates!  You shall be sent to a re-education camp, then sent to my personal chambers to polish my war trophies.  You will be appointed the high position of Croupier at the GDA forum and will be the sole bartender and blackjack dealer at every GDA function. You will have to bathe J'inn.  You will have to be photographed by Chuut-Ritt.  And you will have to take hula lessons from Kroma Basyl.  You shall have to be GDA stenographer, taking all Adm. Iaidoka's plans BY HAND, IN TRIPLICATE.  You will be trained to recall each Monty Python film, in its entirety, on command.   And you'll have to rub Chancellor S'Cipio's feet. (ugh!)

  Maybe death in battle ain't so bad.

 I truly look forward to matching wits and skill against you and your fleetmates.  Train well, you'll need it.

 P.S. I'm off until Teusday PM, starting Friday.  Name a time and I'll let you know.  Any GDA/Gorn member will be glad to help.

 Seriously.


Gwarlock  

Well, not quite sure what to say,

although I'm sure my hula can outdo Mr.Kromas's already, and if you disagree I suggest an eye doctor.

As for bathing and photo's I suggest you subscribe to cinemax if that is what you want to see,...

As for matching skill you likely have a big advantage with all your experience,

but in a battle of the wits you have already lost, remember I'm female, so be a good boy and say yes dear...

[gornrule]

As we Bruces like to say... 'Here Here...well spoken Bruce'.

Since we've dispatched the pleasantries, and you have spurned my offer of marriage, your name shall be taken off of the chosen rolls and you too will join the ranks of the damned.  Hell hath no fury like a Gorn spurned.  

 So, it will be a battle to the death.  Do you mind if I call you Zoot?


All in fun,


Gwarlock

[Tantalus]

If you ever need some one on one assistance.... do let me know  I'm rather infamous for ramming into rocks and planets.... so if you wanna be between a rock and a hard place.... let me know

[KRolling]

<hits Gwarlock with Rolling Pin>

Back off, play boy!!    

[KRolling]

Quote:
If you ever need some one on one assistance.... do let me know  I'm rather infamous for ramming into rocks and planets.... so if you wanna be between a rock and a hard place.... let me know

 

Yeah, I know about Tanty's rocks first hand.... I mean, I've seen Tanty play with his ro.... what I'm trying to say is, I've played with Tanty when he was playin.... oh, nevermind. But I have seen it happen!!!

<hits Tanty with Rolling Pin and runs away!!>

[Mog]

ROFL Kim

[gornrule]

 Uh, excuse me, Krolling, I, uh, what I mean to say is, uh,  why is one of your type 4's vibrating?


LOL!  HIt me with a rolling pin, will ya!



Gwarlock

[KRolling]

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 Uh, excuse me, Krolling, I, uh, what I mean to say is, uh,  why is one of your type 4's vibrating?


LOL!  HIt me with a rolling pin, will ya!



Gwarlock  

<Rolling stands looking at Gwarlock, she spins kicks him, then lovingly knocks him on the head with the Rolling Pin>

[SOSCleopatra]

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As we Bruces like to say... 'Here Here...well spoken Bruce'.

Since we've dispatched the pleasantries, and you have spurned my offer of marriage, your name shall be taken off of the chosen rolls and you too will join the ranks of the damned.  Hell hath no fury like a Gorn spurned.  

 So, it will be a battle to the death.  Do you mind if I call you Zoot?


All in fun,


Gwarlock  

<wiggle, wiggle>

See what your missing Mr. Gwarlock?

<walks over and digs stiletto leather boots into Gwarlock's tongue now dragging on the floor>

Now that a better use for that tongue of yours.

Gorn fury vs. female fury, sure you wanna put it too the test?

Mind if I call you Bobbit?

All in fun....

[Laflin]

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If you ever need some one on one assistance.... do let me know  I'm rather infamous for ramming into rocks and planets.... so if you wanna be between a rock and a hard place.... let me know

 

BBJ and I can attest to this!  He also has a wonderful death scream (Plead?)