Topic: Children Arrgh!!!!!!!! (Read 2837 times)

Ravok · « **on:** April 02, 2004, 10:52:38 pm »

Me and my 2 daughters are going to a costume party tomorrow night , I am going as a Klingon ( I see no reason to dress up to go drink and sing battle songs.) My girls costumes have been a big secret until tonight, THEY ARE GOING AS ROMULANS !!!!!
The dishonor they have brought to my house is so great, That i should kill them both,( But for some sick twisted reason i cannot comprehend, The Human authorities have informed me that this is illegal on this cursed blue planet.)
Their reason for this is that they think Klingon's are ugly!!!!
I blame the Flat head television for this abomination, And for twisting their minds
Arrgh what is a father to do. Where did i go wrong!!!!!

PS (All references to harming my children was made purely in jest)

Capt_Spade · « **Reply #1 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:07:38 pm »

I can see the headlines of the Klingon National Enquirer: Klingon gives birth to two Romulan females, House of Ravok has lost its seat on the High Council, Gowron said to have stripped the house of its honor!

Tremok · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:26:57 pm »

Ah ha! Another successful conversion operation!

All your children are belong to Romulans!

Sirgod · « **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:29:10 pm »

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I can see the headlines of the Klingon National Enquirer: Klingon gives birth to two Romulan females, House of Ravok has lost its seat on the High Council, Gowron said to have stripped the house of its honor!

LOL, Not to o mention Gowron releasing Ravoks True Klingon name To the moderators. Mike Lover of Ursala.

J/K Bro, Have fun at the Party My friend.

Stephen

Taldren_Admin · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:32:28 pm »

Tai vav,
DaHjaj DaHjaj puqbes' veb jaj romuluSngan kuvekhestat.
ja' chaH choSuvchugh 'oy'lIj Daghur neH.

Worthy Father,
Today honored Daughters, tomorrow, romulan worthless slaves.
Tell them struggling only makes it hurt more...

Ravok · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2004, 12:14:33 am »

GRRRR......

Ravok · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2004, 10:26:15 am »

Steven you Ive been thinking about what you said and you are right Mike just isn't that threatening of a name now is it?
IE: Mike the Terrible, Mike the Merciless, Just doesn't work now does it?

Ravok · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2004, 10:52:38 pm »

Me and my 2 daughters are going to a costume party tomorrow night , I am going as a Klingon ( I see no reason to dress up to go drink and sing battle songs.) My girls costumes have been a big secret until tonight, THEY ARE GOING AS ROMULANS !!!!!
The dishonor they have brought to my house is so great, That i should kill them both,( But for some sick twisted reason i cannot comprehend, The Human authorities have informed me that this is illegal on this cursed blue planet.)
Their reason for this is that they think Klingon's are ugly!!!!
I blame the Flat head television for this abomination, And for twisting their minds
Arrgh what is a father to do. Where did i go wrong!!!!!

PS (All references to harming my children was made purely in jest)

Capt_Spade · « **Reply #11 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:07:38 pm »

I can see the headlines of the Klingon National Enquirer: Klingon gives birth to two Romulan females, House of Ravok has lost its seat on the High Council, Gowron said to have stripped the house of its honor!

Tremok · « **Reply #12 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:26:57 pm »

Ah ha! Another successful conversion operation!

All your children are belong to Romulans!

Taldren_Admin · « **Reply #14 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:32:28 pm »

Tai vav,
DaHjaj DaHjaj puqbes' veb jaj romuluSngan kuvekhestat.
ja' chaH choSuvchugh 'oy'lIj Daghur neH.

Worthy Father,
Today honored Daughters, tomorrow, romulan worthless slaves.
Tell them struggling only makes it hurt more...

Ravok · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2004, 12:14:33 am »

GRRRR......

Ravok · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2004, 10:26:15 am »

Steven you Ive been thinking about what you said and you are right Mike just isn't that threatening of a name now is it?
IE: Mike the Terrible, Mike the Merciless, Just doesn't work now does it?

Ravok · « **Reply #20 on:** April 02, 2004, 10:52:38 pm »

Me and my 2 daughters are going to a costume party tomorrow night , I am going as a Klingon ( I see no reason to dress up to go drink and sing battle songs.) My girls costumes have been a big secret until tonight, THEY ARE GOING AS ROMULANS !!!!!
The dishonor they have brought to my house is so great, That i should kill them both,( But for some sick twisted reason i cannot comprehend, The Human authorities have informed me that this is illegal on this cursed blue planet.)
Their reason for this is that they think Klingon's are ugly!!!!
I blame the Flat head television for this abomination, And for twisting their minds
Arrgh what is a father to do. Where did i go wrong!!!!!

PS (All references to harming my children was made purely in jest)

Capt_Spade · « **Reply #21 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:07:38 pm »

I can see the headlines of the Klingon National Enquirer: Klingon gives birth to two Romulan females, House of Ravok has lost its seat on the High Council, Gowron said to have stripped the house of its honor!

Tremok · « **Reply #22 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:26:57 pm »

Ah ha! Another successful conversion operation!

All your children are belong to Romulans!

Taldren_Admin · « **Reply #24 on:** April 02, 2004, 11:32:28 pm »

Tai vav,
DaHjaj DaHjaj puqbes' veb jaj romuluSngan kuvekhestat.
ja' chaH choSuvchugh 'oy'lIj Daghur neH.

Worthy Father,
Today honored Daughters, tomorrow, romulan worthless slaves.
Tell them struggling only makes it hurt more...

Ravok · « **Reply #27 on:** April 03, 2004, 12:14:33 am »

GRRRR......

Ravok · « **Reply #28 on:** April 03, 2004, 10:26:15 am »

Steven you Ive been thinking about what you said and you are right Mike just isn't that threatening of a name now is it?
IE: Mike the Terrible, Mike the Merciless, Just doesn't work now does it?

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