Me and my 2 daughters are going to a costume party tomorrow night , I am going as a Klingon ( I see no reason to dress up to go drink and sing battle songs.) My girls costumes have been a big secret until tonight, THEY ARE GOING AS ROMULANS !!!!!
The dishonor they have brought to my house is so great, That i should kill them both,( But for some sick twisted reason i cannot comprehend, The Human authorities have informed me that this is illegal on this cursed blue planet.)
Their reason for this is that they think Klingon's are ugly!!!!
I blame the Flat head television for this abomination, And for twisting their minds
Arrgh what is a father to do. Where did i go wrong!!!!!
PS (All references to harming my children was made purely in jest)