(get your minds out of the gutter)
Bought a new Chevy Avalanche last May. Anyone who is behind me is in grave danger when I back the thing up!
I can't see a freaking thing!
7:00 A.M. Leave garage, run over neighbor's dog's tail. Yip!
7:05 A.M. Crush mailbox - crunch!
8:00 A.M. to 12:00 P.M. everyone's safe till I have to go to lunch.
12:00 P.M. plow over a little old lady, crush honda civic hybrid. Wince as I try to ignore the howls of agony
and twisting mettle.
1:00 P.M.-5:00 P.M. safe zone again. Although I have to listen to a envirmentalist coworker kevetch
about my gas guzzling monster. Point out that I can run an 85% gasahol mix
in its E85 equipped engine(as soon as I find a station that serves it)
5:00 P.M. Back over co-workers foot - well, I never liked him anyway. Back over his foot again.
6:00 P.M. Back into garage, on the way in finish off the dog who is pooping in my driveway again.
punch new hole in garage door(makes it so much easier to get in that way.)
7:00 - 9:00 P.M. daily chores, shopping, deciding that yes I can run over minicooper and Suzuki Sameri
if they don't speed up!
10:00 P.M. arrive home, smash college student accidently(well, he shouldn't be out at 10:00 P.M. trying to
distribute flyers about fuel economy at this time of night anyway!)
8:00 A.M. Listen to howls of panic as I back out again to start a new reign of terror...
seriously though, its as small a vehicle as I could buy that would do what I needed, I just wish all these guys
running around in poorly tuned rollerskate toyotas and such would quit glaring at me when I drive by like
I was clubbing baby seals...
(in case you're wondering, there was really no point to this, I just felt the need to vent.
Topic: Ack! I'm a menace to everyone behind me! (Read 1179 times)