Topic: Assign a motto (Read 24877 times)

SL-Punisher · « **on:** March 31, 2004, 08:38:40 pm »

I thought I would start off a little game that I just made up off the top of my head. It?s called Assign a motto. Basically all you do is pick any number of the forums; and based on your understanding of that person, assign him a motto. I?ll start off; you can repeat any number of members so even if someone else already assigned someone a motto you can give him/her one too.

Only rules are obvious?.don?t insult the guy you?re trying to assign a motto to  Religious beliefs are out of bounds. You can?t assign a motto to yourself.

(Do keep in mind this is all in good fun) 

Erik Bethke:
?And so the great Bethke created Starfleet Command, and it was good.
But the universe was imperfect and so the all wise and powerful Bethke released onto the universe a patch which would make things right. He said onto them: Fear not for the patch shall be released on the 6th day.

On the seventh day he ate dirt.

The Shadow:
?I?m not only right wing, I?m also right?

Sirgod:
?When the forum traffic slows, I shock it with a cattle prod?

Dash Jones:
?See attached binder for complete motto?

Sethan:
?If I don?t know it, than it doesn?t exist? 

Musashi:
?Don?t piss me off or I?ll write your name on a punching bag and give it a roundhouse?or maybe I?ll find out where you live and beat you to death with your own shoes!?

Toasty:
"I never met a four legged animal I didn't like"

Sirgod · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2004, 08:52:08 pm »

Quote:

Sirgod:
?When the forum traffic slows, I shock it with a cattle prod?

LOL, I love It.

Ok here we Go.

SL-Punisher
"I make better games then the Bacon Game or Sethans Beard Game."

Alien and FerritLXIX
"edited because Young people sometimes Read these Forums"

762
"Not only am I good calibre, I'll buy the next round"

ToastyO
"two million Employess at Microsoft can't be wrong"

Jauldox, jealduex, Whatever...
"Bet you can't find me"

J'inn
"I'll never be a secret Santa with SR around"

Sethan
"Logic is the End of Wisdom, and wisdom is the end of Logic. Hang on while I link the known works of Rene Decarte, And Kant. "

Dash Jones
" I can't believe people still think I'm a Minor MUAHAHAHAHA"

Dave Ferrel
"Look, I no longer work for Taldren, Alright one more Patch."

Nannerslug
"Don't make me Punkbuster that Magic Photon again"

Atrahasis
"I never met a Poster I wasn't superior too."

Ann (taldren_Admin)
" you want It when?"

Taldren_Beth
"Bang bang bang, Do I got that Job with the CIA now?" Inside Joke

Stephen

Musashi · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2004, 08:57:02 pm »

DonDawson: "All trespassers will be FLAGGED!!! Repeatedly!"

Stormbringer: "Dictionary? Who needs a dictionary to talk to these bloviaters?"

Musashi · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2004, 09:38:00 pm »

JMM : "copiosus ergo rectum!"

TOCXOBearslayer · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2004, 10:39:11 pm »

copiosus ergo rectum = plenty of virtue?

Just checking my latin here....

Musashi · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2004, 10:45:58 pm »

copiosus : wealthy, rich, abundantly provided, well-equipped.

ergo : (adv.) accordingly, then, therefore

rectum : virtue, right ... or as JMM would use this phrase .... rectum = just plain "rectum"

I made it up .... I'm a lot better at Pig Latin

Sirgod · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2004, 10:52:46 pm »

Musashi
" great at Pig Latin, one wirey ,mean Son of a gun, Wears a Bra."

Stephen

Musashi · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2004, 11:01:53 pm »

a double play on "the rich are butts" is what I was shooting for. It probably didn't make any sense, but ... hey, that never stopped me before.

Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer

Hstaphath_XC · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2004, 10:33:07 am »

Here are a few in my... unique style. I honestly hope no one is offended by any of these!

SL-Punisher
"I said I don't like SPAM! BLAM-BLAM!!! Heh-- that should take care of that... bloody Vikings!"

AdmiralFrey_XC
"It is I, Admiral Frey, from the Starbase of XenoCorp. Captain of the Odin, defeater of the Romulans, Admiral of all XenoCorp!"

Sirgod

"Isn't it awfully nice to have w00tage, isn't it frightfully good to be a mod..."

Erik Bethke
"One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling... gets people to close to the ground and I have an aversion to dirt now! And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'where's my damn patch.'"

762
"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"

JMM
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"

J'inn
"Captain J'inn the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Fluf, who had nearly fought the Sunglider of Hydrax, who had nearly stood up to a vicious squirrel from Klinzhai, and who had personally hurled himself into a large rock at the sight of the Bird of Bethke."

Toasty
"We are now... no longer the Mods Who Say 'Ban!' We are now the Mods Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoo-moo-groo-foo-poo-dirt!'"

TheShadow
"Did I tell you? Did you listen to me? Oh no, no, you knew better didn't you? No, he's just a harmless little forum ranter isn't he. The names you called me. Well, don't say I didn't tell you."

Musashi
"Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You liberal trolls! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll flame your ears off!"

Sethan
"Let us turn to the Holy Book of Taldren Weapons and Armaments, Chapter 3: Federation, verses nine to twenty-one: It came to pass that Bethke did cast his gaze upon the photon of Antioch and declared it lacking. And Bethke raised the photon up on high, saying, 'O Taldren, bless this Thy Holy Photon that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine plasma and disruptor enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy...'"

Sirgod · « **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2004, 10:37:09 am »

Classic Hstaphath_XC , Just Classic. this is one thread I'll be saving to the Hard Drive.

Stephen

Sethan · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2004, 10:42:10 am »

LOL!

Maxillius · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2004, 10:48:09 am »

Hsta, you rule <wipes tear from eye>

Kroma: "Hey big boy, come and get your BF right here"

Hexx: "I'm the Lyran Emperor! All hail... OW! hey, stop that! hey that hurts!! MOMMYYYYYYyyyyy....."

Dizzy: (you all knew this was coming) "STFU!!!"

Sethan: Everything you ever wanted to know in 12000 posts or less

Hstaphath_XC · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2004, 11:50:08 am »

A few more...

Kortez
"OH! Oh! I'm terribly sorry! This is abuse! Aha! No, you want 'cool and refreshing,' next door... stupid git!"

Dallas
"Well, on second thought, let's not go to Taldren. It is a silly place..."

Bearslayer
"Listen, lad. I've built this Star Empire up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was nebula. The old SFB'ers said I was daft to build a starbase in a nebula, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the nebula. So, I built a second one. That sank into the nebula. So I built a third one. That one exploded, swirled around, then sank into the nebula. But the fourth one stayed put. An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest starbase in this here sector!"

Maxillius (with a name like this, you just KNEW you were going to get this, right?)
"I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common wabble! Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my vewy gweat Womulan fwiend on the fowum... Biggus... Dickus? He has a wife, you know. She's called, Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks."

Kroma
"From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta.' It's my right as a Gorn. And--and I want to be a star in the ballet."

KRolling
"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all members of the Federation, cut off in this starbase with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome starship captains. Nay. Nay. Come. Come. You may lie here..."

Jualdeaux
"I never wanted to be a Moderator in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!"

Admin_Ann
"Well, we've got hot and spicy; cool and refreshing; that's OT and spam; OT dynaverse and spam; OT dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse spam models and spam; spam spam spam OT and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam... or we've got a nice set of posts regarding J'inn driving into a large rock after excessively billing someone for damages to his casino which involves a rolling pin wielding person named Kim, several Kzinti, a live chicken, a jar of peach preserves and spam."

Rat Boy
"Stop that! [boom] Look on! Clear off! Go on! Go away! Go away! Go away! And you! Clear off! [sniff] Hah. Bloody weather!"

Sirgod · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2004, 11:52:50 am »

LOL stop It , your killing me here Bro.

Stephen

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SL-Punisher

Sirgod

Musashi

Taldren_Beth

Musashi

TOCXOBearslayer

Musashi

Sirgod

Dallas

Musashi

Sirgod

Musashi

Sirgod

Hstaphath_XC

Sirgod

Sethan

Maxillius

TheShadow

Hstaphath_XC

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