Our father, who art in Redmond
Microsoft be thy name.
Thy monopoly come,
thy will be done
throughout the earth as it is in the US.
Give us this day,
our daily license activation key
and forgive us our bug reports
as we forgive our system crashes.
And lead us not into competition,
but deliver us from innovation.
For thine is the Control, the Power and the Greed
For thine is the Control, the Alt, and the Delete
Forever. Amen.