Topic: Calling out GDA-Kroma Basyl

[SOS_Skorzeny]

Hey, frakazoid, what's up with you?  It's bad enough my fleet gets led by a girl (cute as she may be), but at least she is a real girl.  You jsut go  around *looking* like a girl!  I'm betting you wear that short tutu just because you've nothing to hide under there!  When Day of the Eagle begins I'll definitley be chasing your skirt.

While I'm at it, I may as well call out the entire (worthless) GDA fleet.  Who are you guchi bags to interfere with our invasion of the Federation anyway?  You should have minded your own business!

*GDA S'Cipio:  I hear you are in charge of this clown brigade.  That's fitting since you are clearly such an idiot.  And hey!  You are despoiling our women!  The Tal Shiar doesn't take kindly to slave trading, you know.  Who do you think you are taking the cute ones?

*GDA Agave:  Ever heard that drinking and driving is a CRIME, me boyo?  Well, not to worry.  Once I've peeled your worthless Gorn hull from around your worthless Gorn hide, I'll pickle your corpse in all that tequila.  (Pepe' should do fine)

*GDA Casca:  You don't seem to say much.  I'm sure it's because your tiny lizard brain can't think of much to say.  You won't earn much prestige in this server, because I'll be spending so much time blowing you up!  Don't be confused when I send the SOS signal each time we fight.  I'm just announcing my fleet ID.

*GDA Iaidoka:  Where's your cheese now, PF boy?  Let's see how big and bad your little freightor is when it's bays are empty, and you have to face the power of my CheeseHawk!!  (No fair trading out of the freightor just because you don't get PF's.)

*GDA Doc:  Make an appointment with yourself.  You are going to need it.  I hear blood transfusions are cheap when you buy in bulk!  I should know, I sell my blood all the time.

*GDA Welt-Set:  Wow, that's quite a set of welts you have.  Never fear, I'll help you add to your collection.  You say your name is really Keltset?  Too bad!  I like my name for you better!  (For once, I hope someone is a taker rather than a giver)

GDA ScalesofFire:  You think your scales are on fire now, wait until you eat an R torp from my WB+!!  (Hey, you use the ship you can afford.....)

There, I think I got you all.  Do your Confederation a favor and just stay home.  Leave the Federation to us.  We'll be gentle.

<sounds of angry Gorn engines warming up in the background>

Yeah!  Warm up those engines!  Come one!  Bring it on!!    Ummm.... what's that?  Sorry guys, but I think I hear my mother calling me.  I'll have to go home now.  See you on the server (if I ever uncloak......).

*SOS-Skorzeny
Cloaking (quietly) near you

 

[Corbomite]

Man, if that ain't askin' for an ass whoopin', I don't know what is!

[SOSCleopatra]

   

Ummm........

WANTED:  New wingman

Qualifications:  Humility

Skor,

I know you are eager for action, but calling out an entire fleet of Gorn?  Lets just play nice, okay?  We wouldn't want to make a bad impression.

To the GDA

I look forward to meeting you in combat, whatever the result.  Please see Skor's "enthuasism" as just that..... as a favor to a lady.  

[LongTooth]

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Hey, frakazoid, what's up with you?  It's bad enough my fleet gets led by a girl (cute as she may be), but at least she is a real girl.  You jsut go  around *looking* like a girl!  I'm betting you wear that short tutu just because you've nothing to hide under there!  When Day of the Eagle begins I'll definitley be chasing your skirt.

While I'm at it, I may as well call out the entire (worthless) GDA fleet.  Who are you guchi bags to interfere with our invasion of the Federation anyway?  You should have minded your own business!

*GDA S'Cipio:  I hear you are in charge of this clown brigade.  That's fitting since you are clearly such an idiot.  And hey!  You are despoiling our women!  The Tal Shiar doesn't take kindly to slave trading, you know.  Who do you think you are taking the cute ones?

*GDA Agave:  Ever heard that drinking and driving is a CRIME, me boyo?  Well, not to worry.  Once I've peeled your worthless Gorn hull from around your worthless Gorn hide, I'll pickle your corpse in all that tequila.  (Pepe' should do fine)

*GDA Casca:  You don't seem to say much.  I'm sure it's because your tiny lizard brain can't think of much to say.  You won't earn much prestige in this server, because I'll be spending so much time blowing you up!  Don't be confused when I send the SOS signal each time we fight.  I'm just announcing my fleet ID.

*GDA Iaidoka:  Where's your cheese now, PF boy?  Let's see how big and bad your little freightor is when it's bays are empty, and you have to face the power of my CheeseHawk!!  (No fair trading out of the freightor just because you don't get PF's.)

*GDA Doc:  Make an appointment with yourself.  You are going to need it.  I hear blood transfusions are cheap when you buy in bulk!  I should know, I sell my blood all the time.

*GDA Welt-Set:  Wow, that's quite a set of welts you have.  Never fear, I'll help you add to your collection.  You say your name is really Keltset?  Too bad!  I like my name for you better!  (For once, I hope someone is a taker rather than a giver)

GDA ScalesofFire:  You think your scales are on fire now, wait until you eat an R torp from my WB+!!  (Hey, you use the ship you can afford.....)

There, I think I got you all.  Do your Confederation a favor and just stay home.  Leave the Federation to us.  We'll be gentle.

<sounds of angry Gorn engines warming up in the background>

Yeah!  Warm up those engines!  Come one!  Bring it on!!    Ummm.... what's that?  Sorry guys, but I think I hear my mother calling me.  I'll have to go home now.  See you on the server (if I ever uncloak......).

*SOS-Skorzeny
Cloaking (quietly) near you

   

Hmmm I bet kroma basyl has got a tutu in just your size:D Iam tempted to fly gorn myself for this one
Not flowen a BF in a long time we could see how the WB+ holds up to it:D
All ways good to see more roms (I play rom on the D3) but like to play kzin or gorn on D2
Dont worry about the upsetting the gorn there a thick skined bunch (ugly too:D)
Just rember we can see a clocked ship in D2 can we say flash cube:D

[TheMaverick]

LMAO! I LOVE IT!

Hmmm Can't wait for Chuut, Unka Scippy, and Agave to get a hold of this one =)

[Marcus Smythe]

In the Lost Colony of Ryleeah, Suspended-Animation Marcus lies dreaming.. but stirs.  

[Agave]

Ahem....

Figures.   I don't look at the forums for a week, and look what I find when I do?

<finds writing pad and adds SOS-Skorzeny>

Well, now I have you listed on the list of the hunted.    I certainly appreciate your enthusiam, but you may have really got yourself into deep doodoo this time.

<now to the real reply>

So, what does SOS stand for?   I understand it usually mean help in Earther talk, but aren't you one of those green-blooded, long eared freaks?   Should I just take it that you use that because that is what signal everyone should get ready to receive from your ship......over and over again.

Ahh, yes, the hunt has certainly started.

Seeya out there,


Agave
Official Preparer of the Lesson in Humility......Plasma Style

(hehe, I just love this *chestbeating* you humanoid types do before battle.   Makes me laugh.)    

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

 

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  Ahh, yes, the hunt has certainly started.

Hunt? Did you say hunt? Woowho! Time to light the fires in the Gutting Claw. I am really hoping to find some time now!

[SOS_Meridius]

Remember Skor, I called first choice on all the lizard skins we get.

[Kel]

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Hey, frakazoid, what's up with you?  It's bad enough my fleet gets led by a girl (cute as she may be), but at least she is a real girl.  You jsut go  around *looking* like a girl!  I'm betting you wear that short tutu just because you've nothing to hide under there!  When Day of the Eagle begins I'll definitley be chasing your skirt.

While I'm at it, I may as well call out the entire (worthless) GDA fleet.  Who are you guchi bags to interfere with our invasion of the Federation anyway?  You should have minded your own business!

*GDA S'Cipio:  I hear you are in charge of this clown brigade.  That's fitting since you are clearly such an idiot.  And hey!  You are despoiling our women!  The Tal Shiar doesn't take kindly to slave trading, you know.  Who do you think you are taking the cute ones?

*GDA Agave:  Ever heard that drinking and driving is a CRIME, me boyo?  Well, not to worry.  Once I've peeled your worthless Gorn hull from around your worthless Gorn hide, I'll pickle your corpse in all that tequila.  (Pepe' should do fine)

*GDA Casca:  You don't seem to say much.  I'm sure it's because your tiny lizard brain can't think of much to say.  You won't earn much prestige in this server, because I'll be spending so much time blowing you up!  Don't be confused when I send the SOS signal each time we fight.  I'm just announcing my fleet ID.

*GDA Iaidoka:  Where's your cheese now, PF boy?  Let's see how big and bad your little freightor is when it's bays are empty, and you have to face the power of my CheeseHawk!!  (No fair trading out of the freightor just because you don't get PF's.)

*GDA Doc:  Make an appointment with yourself.  You are going to need it.  I hear blood transfusions are cheap when you buy in bulk!  I should know, I sell my blood all the time.

*GDA Welt-Set:  Wow, that's quite a set of welts you have.  Never fear, I'll help you add to your collection.  You say your name is really Keltset?  Too bad!  I like my name for you better!  (For once, I hope someone is a taker rather than a giver)

GDA ScalesofFire:  You think your scales are on fire now, wait until you eat an R torp from my WB+!!  (Hey, you use the ship you can afford.....)

There, I think I got you all.  Do your Confederation a favor and just stay home.  Leave the Federation to us.  We'll be gentle.

<sounds of angry Gorn engines warming up in the background>

Yeah!  Warm up those engines!  Come one!  Bring it on!!    Ummm.... what's that?  Sorry guys, but I think I hear my mother calling me.  I'll have to go home now.  See you on the server (if I ever uncloak......).

*SOS-Skorzeny
Cloaking (quietly) near you

   

Dear Mr. Skorzeny,

Thank you so much for such prime bulletin board material.  If ever we needed any addiitonal motivation to fight...you've certainly given it to us.   I am posting a link to this thread in the GDA forum at this moment.  As far as trash-talking goes, we have a GDA answer to your kind.  His name is Warlock.  You seem to have forgotten him in your 'tribute' to the GDA.  I'm sure he will dream up a much more 'colorful' reply than mine.  

Well...what exactly does SOS stand for...Save Our Ship?  That's the obvious answer, but I give you a bit more credit.  I'm guessing that SOS actually refers to the popular brand of brillo pads commonly sold in the US.  Yeah...that's it.  You're the 'Brillo Pad' Fleet, right?  You remove tough baked-on food from pots and pans with ease!

See you on the front lines Brillo Pad Boys and Girls!  There will be no quarter asked and none given.

GDA-Kel
Gorn Dragon Alliance
 

[SOSTommyPrince]

Well said Skor! A little subdued for you, but you got your point across.
Hope we see lots of them lizards in their flying doorstops, I could use a new set of luggage!
Cleo!!! Glad to see our favorite hottie is around! We ought to be able to get you a bunch of new leather miniskirts with all these federation lap-lizards around!
 

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

Why wait for Day Of The Eagle?  Why not do a little flyin' on SFC2.net's server?

[Goose]

hmmmm,

Now that was just plain mean.

I'm tempted to fly gorn for that confrontation too.

Better yet (general question to GDA), want some droning help for that situation?

I think Steel, Tooth and I could drum up some participation for that...

[Julin Eurthyr]

In the interests of Galactic Peace, I shall take the time to file appropriate responses on behalf of the "tri-Bruce" Commission and their followers...

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Hey, frakazoid, what's up with you?  It's bad enough my fleet gets led by a girl (cute as she may be), but at least she is a real girl.  You jsut go  around *looking* like a girl!  I'm betting you wear that short tutu just because you've nothing to hide under there!  When Day of the Eagle begins I'll definitley be chasing your skirt.

He was a normal Gorn until he was traumatized by a certain Kzin.  Wait till he breaks out his mighty picture art against this fleet.  I shalt not name said Kzin in the interest of not starting a war.

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While I'm at it, I may as well call out the entire (worthless) GDA fleet.  Who are you guchi bags to interfere with our invasion of the Federation anyway?  You should have minded your own business!

They did.  Some Romulans started something with them.

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*GDA S'Cipio:  I hear you are in charge of this clown brigade.  That's fitting since you are clearly such an idiot.  And hey!  You are despoiling our women!  The Tal Shiar doesn't take kindly to slave trading, you know.  Who do you think you are taking the cute ones?

Yep.  He treats the fleet as a comedy.  Constantly cites some "Monty Python".  Being the second-least populated race on SFC2Net has definitely instilled a sense of humor upon this mighty warrior

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*GDA Agave:  Ever heard that drinking and driving is a CRIME, me boyo?  Well, not to worry.  Once I've peeled your worthless Gorn hull from around your worthless Gorn hide, I'll pickle your corpse in all that tequila.  (Pepe' should do fine)

He does not actually drive the ship, that's what the helmsman does.  The largest designated driver position in the universe.  If his crew decides to listen to the drunken commands of this fine officer, it's their choice.  Otherwise, they will be led by the mentally deficient AI.

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*GDA Casca:  You don't seem to say much.  I'm sure it's because your tiny lizard brain can't think of much to say.  You won't earn much prestige in this server, because I'll be spending so much time blowing you up!  Don't be confused when I send the SOS signal each time we fight.  I'm just announcing my fleet ID.

As they say, silence is golden.

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*GDA Iaidoka:  Where's your cheese now, PF boy?  Let's see how big and bad your little freightor is when it's bays are empty, and you have to face the power of my CheeseHawk!!  (No fair trading out of the freightor just because you don't get PF's.)

Cite not the cheese of the PF.  Iaidoka's good enough to turn the fighter's given us this server into a "cheese force".  He is one of the greatest Tactical minds this side of "Flufbot".

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*GDA Doc:  Make an appointment with yourself.  You are going to need it.  I hear blood transfusions are cheap when you buy in bulk!  I should know, I sell my blood all the time.

*GDA Welt-Set:  Wow, that's quite a set of welts you have.  Never fear, I'll help you add to your collection.  You say your name is really Keltset?  Too bad!  I like my name for you better!  (For once, I hope someone is a taker rather than a giver)

GDA ScalesofFire:  You think your scales are on fire now, wait until you eat an R torp from my WB+!!  (Hey, you use the ship you can afford.....)

The remainder, well, as said, I'm sure they're appreciating the fine "locker room" material...

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There, I think I got you all.  Do your Confederation a favor and just stay home.  Leave the Federation to us.  We'll be gentle.

<sounds of angry Gorn engines warming up in the background>

Yeah!  Warm up those engines!  Come one!  Bring it on!!    Ummm.... what's that?  Sorry guys, but I think I hear my mother calling me.  I'll have to go home now.  See you on the server (if I ever uncloak......).

*SOS-Skorzeny
Cloaking (quietly) near you  

And what's with this part?  Calling all these people out then planning on hiding?  In the interest of peace, I would have to say this is not a great idea.  This will just cause the Gorn to want to run rampant throughout Romulan space, blowing up everything they find, in (futile) hope of finding you.  I feel for the innocent Romulans that will be hurt...

[J'inn]

Hey any of you SOS D3 guys try out the D3 patch yet?   I'm not a big fan of downloading unsupported beta software so I'm a little scared to try it.

[SOSNero]

These forums seem a little dead.   I thought there would be a lot of players on the EAW servers.   Is this Day of the Eagle thing Caligula/Cleo  (jeez it's not shoes woman pick one!)  gonna have more than 10 players on it?    Why bother if it don't.  The D3 servers have plenty of players to make it fun and with the patch I hope it will be even better,

As for the patch, I am waiting for the supported version so I can't help you.

Skor.   Funny stuff man but I think the house is empty.  Too bad.   I was hoping to kick some D2 butt.  

Long live the Empire!

Nero the Mad  

[KRolling]

Oh man!!! If I and my fleet was flying in the D2 now, I would humbly ask the Admirals if we could fly with the GDA.

Go get 'um guys!!!

[SOSNero]

Hey your with Feddie Hooch's fleet!   You guys play here too??   Kewl.  Feds may do better than I had expected.   Poor Gorn.  LOL




 NERO the Mad  

[KRolling]

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Hey your with Feddie Hooch's fleet!   You guys play here too??   Kewl.  Feds may do better than I had expected.   Poor Gorn.  LOL




 NERO the Mad  

My apologise, but what race does the SOS fly?

[SOSNero]

The SOS is going Rommie for this one.    They seemed to be outnumbered  2 to 1.   Can't have that.

As for D3 I have played on several servers.   Not any of the elitist password ones.   I like the servers with the most players online.  More peeps = more fun.