Topic: the Evil Conservative Meeting is on... (Read 5908 times)

Stormbringer · « **Reply #40 on:** March 19, 2004, 03:43:01 pm »

Well I've just been out vaselining all the liberal's doorknobs and shavecream bombing under thier doors. My diabolical plan proceeds apace. (Mwahhahahahaha!)

Sirgod · « **Reply #41 on:** March 19, 2004, 03:44:59 pm »

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Well I've just been out vaselining all the liberal's doorknobs and shavecream bombing under thier doors. My diabolical plan proceeds apace. (Mwahhahahahaha!)

The great part of It is, Is that It's another tax right off.

Stephen

Stormbringer · « **Reply #42 on:** March 19, 2004, 03:52:45 pm »

Yeah, and as an Eeeeeeevvillll Repub conservative I know how to take full advantage of it. Mwahahahaha!

Stormbringer · « **Reply #43 on:** March 19, 2004, 04:08:18 pm »

Note my latest tax scheme in my sig.

Sirgod · « **Reply #44 on:** March 19, 2004, 08:46:24 pm »

Yeah, I love that saying. I forget though where I first read that.

Stephen

Stormbringer · « **Reply #45 on:** March 19, 2004, 08:59:49 pm »

Hotblack Desiato the rock star who was playing at the restraunt at the end of the Universe, whose ship was stolen by Zaphod Beeblebrox (the president of the galaxy.) He enters the restraunt in a wheelchair and his Major Domo explains he is spending the year deceased for tax purposes.

Sirgod · « **Reply #46 on:** March 20, 2004, 08:51:52 am »

That's right. I knew It sounded Familiar, I just couldn't place It.

Stephen

TheShadow · « **Reply #47 on:** March 20, 2004, 11:16:39 am »

I'll be leaving to go buy some cigs in a bit. Just my part to help support the Evil Tobacco Companies that give large wads of cash to us evil Conservatives. I'll be pushing those cigs to all the offspring of all the liberals I meet. They will be assimilated!!! Muhahahahhahaha!!!

Musashi · « **Reply #48 on:** March 20, 2004, 04:44:54 pm »

[Having backed MushMobile up to back door, popped trunk, and unloaded TONS of fresh Mall kills, very old and tired Musashi hooks up trusty laptop and collapses in Double Naught Conservative Republican Mastermind Spy Chair .....props feet up on desk next to Ronald Reagan bust/ paperweight .... finally.]

First off: Friends, Romans, countrymen, and fellow forum members, .... Sirgod is as good and pleasant a fellow in person as he is in cyberspace. It is not an act.

Second: Sirgod's friendly personality has rubbed off on all of the occupants in his house. Even his puppies. One of 'em did everything but hump my leg. The little guy was all over me. I haven't been licked that much since those wild colleg- ..... uh .... er ...well ... in a long time.

Third: Sirgod is correct that we didn't get very far plotting the Great Evil Convervative Takeover. We were hard pressed to come up with anything left for Conservatives to take over, stateside-wise, anyway. That's been done, already ... and since there were only two of us in attendance (and, therefore, lacking a quorum), we skipped the Global Conquest discussion and basically just shot the breeze (and wrestled puppies) for an hour or so. Besides, with the USA in our pocket, what's the rest of the world gonna take? One week? Maybe, a couple? What's the rush?

It was fun.

Mush the Licked .... in more ways than one.

ActiveX · « **Reply #49 on:** March 20, 2004, 07:19:28 pm »

I brought the gun oil...

Sirgod · « **Reply #50 on:** March 21, 2004, 11:45:44 am »

You honor me way too Much Mush. I really enjoyed the visit though, as It was kinda nice to be able to talk shop abit, and recall those Old MA peeps.

stephen

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