Topic: the Evil Conservative Meeting is on...

[Sirgod]

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Alas, I cannot make it. My stomach tried to celebrate my becoming a civilian by having a go at disolving the rest of my body. I'm recovering today. To comemorate my absence just irritate a bunch of fluff talking warp minded secretly evil liberals for me.    

Will do, Heck If I would have thought, I would have sent your books back Via Mush. oh well, It just means you'll have to come up for a visit again yourself. Anyway, Back to the Minutes of the meeting.

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When old Friends get together everything falls into insignificance.

Hehe, So Mush swings by, and we start our scheming. It turns out that we both have experience in the Lab Tech field, so we try to come up with a way, to make the whole world allergic to Platinum, Only to discover It would be cost prohibitive unless we tap some more wells.

Then we focus on the Peeps we know here on the board, and how we can recruit them into our Evil Conservative Okie movement and decide that just about every one here is way to nice to be involved ion our diabolical plans.

After awhile, we both decide that we are just to old to continue the plot to take over all the Oil wells, and just decide to ramble on about People we know, and who we had shot.

True story, ask Mush about that last one. LOLOLOL

We then started to compliment each other on Our posting style?s, where He mentions I used to be Much more diplomatic in my responces. I explained to him once again, I?m old.

He agrees.

So anyway, that?s how the morning has been, with two old men, sitting around the house discussing men stuff, and how things just don?t work anymore.

Next I got to show him my extensive Copenhagen can collection, and he explained to me how he?s got a line on Spinning Metal thingies.

Anyway?s It was a great Visit, from a great Friend.

Stephen
 

[Interloper]

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Evil Conservative meeting.

Ok, so here?s how my day went. I hear a Horn honking outside my window this morning, and See my mother rushing off. I scramble for my Pants, and Go to get her, when I realize it?s just My Grandmother bringing her some Cig?s for this week.

I think whew, I?ll just go back to sleep for a few before I go online. That?s when the Phone rings. It?s time. Musashi is on the other end telling me he?s in town, Taking Old people to the Mall, In order to Advance Capitalism.

I laugh my Evil Laugh while he does the same, and we decide to get together today to Plan our attacks on the rest of the world.  We discussed how the Mad Cow scare almost Killed Mush as he poured water on the ?four legged Heifer? by mistake.

We Discussed  how the idiots try to destroy our Oil wells by salting our Earth, and how we would get them back by charging $1.00 / Crawdad destroyed.

Finally, we decided to just get together in person later today, In order to Plot and Scheme against the rest of the world.  He?s going to put the Old People in front of a scrabble board in order to sneak off. And I?ve got the old people and the young people here straightning up the house like crazy.  

So we will see how the Evil Conservative meeting goes today, and I will get back with you all.

 


Stephen  

Que the music from Jaws

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside

Theeerrrree  BBBaaacckkk!!!
   

[Sirgod]

Oh dangit. say Mush when you get back online, that one Black and White Bostey that kept hidding under your chair... that was Hawkeye Named after Our own Hawkeye from the old Forums, that we talked about. I forgot to tell you that Bro.

stephen

[Stormbringer]

Well I've just been out vaselining all the liberal's doorknobs  and shavecream bombing under thier doors. My diabolical plan proceeds apace. (Mwahhahahahaha!)

[Sirgod]

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Well I've just been out vaselining all the liberal's doorknobs  and shavecream bombing under thier doors. My diabolical plan proceeds apace. (Mwahhahahahaha!)  

The great part of It is, Is that It's another tax right off.  

Stephen

[Stormbringer]

Yeah, and as an Eeeeeeevvillll Repub conservative I know how to take full advantage of it. Mwahahahaha!

[Stormbringer]

Note my latest tax scheme in my sig.

[Sirgod]

Yeah, I love that saying. I forget though where I first read that.  

Stephen

[Stormbringer]

Hotblack Desiato the rock star  who was playing at the restraunt at the end of the Universe, whose ship was stolen by Zaphod Beeblebrox (the president of the galaxy.) He enters the restraunt in a wheelchair and his Major Domo explains he is spending the year deceased for tax purposes.

[Sirgod]

That's right. I knew It sounded Familiar, I just couldn't place It.

Stephen

[TheShadow]

 I'll be leaving to go buy some cigs in a bit. Just my part to help support the Evil Tobacco Companies that give large wads of cash to us evil Conservatives. I'll be pushing those cigs to all the offspring of all the liberals I meet. They will be assimilated!!! Muhahahahhahaha!!!    

[Musashi]

[Having backed MushMobile up to back door, popped trunk, and unloaded TONS of fresh Mall kills, very old and tired  Musashi hooks up trusty laptop and collapses in Double Naught Conservative Republican Mastermind Spy Chair .....props feet up on desk next to Ronald Reagan bust/ paperweight ....  finally.]


First off:  Friends, Romans, countrymen, and fellow forum members, .... Sirgod is as good and pleasant a fellow in person as he is in cyberspace.   It is not an act.    

Second:  Sirgod's friendly personality has rubbed off on all of the occupants in his house.   Even his puppies.   One of 'em did everything but hump my leg.   The little guy was all over me.  I haven't been licked that much since those wild colleg- ..... uh .... er ...well ...  in a long time.

Third:  Sirgod is correct that we didn't get very far plotting the Great Evil Convervative Takeover.   We were hard pressed to come up with anything left for Conservatives to take over, stateside-wise,  anyway.   That's been done, already ... and since there were only two of us in attendance (and, therefore, lacking a quorum), we skipped the Global Conquest discussion and basically just shot the breeze (and wrestled puppies) for an hour or so.   Besides, with the USA in our pocket, what's the rest of the world gonna take?  One week?  Maybe, a couple?   What's the rush?

It was fun.


Mush the Licked .... in more ways than one.

[ActiveX]

I brought the gun oil...

[Sirgod]

You honor me way too Much Mush. I really enjoyed the visit though, as It was kinda nice to be able to talk shop abit, and recall those Old MA peeps.

stephen

[Sirgod]

Evil Conservative meeting.

Ok, so here?s how my day went. I hear a Horn honking outside my window this morning, and See my mother rushing off. I scramble for my Pants, and Go to get her, when I realize it?s just My Grandmother bringing her some Cig?s for this week.

I think whew, I?ll just go back to sleep for a few before I go online. That?s when the Phone rings. It?s time. Musashi is on the other end telling me he?s in town, Taking Old people to the Mall, In order to Advance Capitalism.

I laugh my Evil Laugh while he does the same, and we decide to get together today to Plan our attacks on the rest of the world.  We discussed how the Mad Cow scare almost Killed Mush as he poured water on the ?four legged Heifer? by mistake.

We Discussed  how the idiots try to destroy our Oil wells by salting our Earth, and how we would get them back by charging $1.00 / Crawdad destroyed.

Finally, we decided to just get together in person later today, In order to Plot and Scheme against the rest of the world.  He?s going to put the Old People in front of a scrabble board in order to sneak off. And I?ve got the old people and the young people here straightning up the house like crazy.  

So we will see how the Evil Conservative meeting goes today, and I will get back with you all.

 


Stephen

[ActiveX]

Number 4...yes you, you are the new Number 2...

[Stormbringer]

Alas, I cannot make it. My stomach tried to celebrate my becoming a civilian by having a go at disolving the rest of my body. I'm recovering today. To comemorate my absence just irritate a bunch of fluff talking warp minded secretly evil liberals for me.  

[Sirgod]

Quote:
Alas, I cannot make it. My stomach tried to celebrate my becoming a civilian by having a go at disolving the rest of my body. I'm recovering today. To comemorate my absence just irritate a bunch of fluff talking warp minded secretly evil liberals for me.    

Will do, Heck If I would have thought, I would have sent your books back Via Mush. oh well, It just means you'll have to come up for a visit again yourself. Anyway, Back to the Minutes of the meeting.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When old Friends get together everything falls into insignificance.

Hehe, So Mush swings by, and we start our scheming. It turns out that we both have experience in the Lab Tech field, so we try to come up with a way, to make the whole world allergic to Platinum, Only to discover It would be cost prohibitive unless we tap some more wells.

Then we focus on the Peeps we know here on the board, and how we can recruit them into our Evil Conservative Okie movement and decide that just about every one here is way to nice to be involved ion our diabolical plans.

After awhile, we both decide that we are just to old to continue the plot to take over all the Oil wells, and just decide to ramble on about People we know, and who we had shot.

True story, ask Mush about that last one. LOLOLOL

We then started to compliment each other on Our posting style?s, where He mentions I used to be Much more diplomatic in my responces. I explained to him once again, I?m old.

He agrees.

So anyway, that?s how the morning has been, with two old men, sitting around the house discussing men stuff, and how things just don?t work anymore.

Next I got to show him my extensive Copenhagen can collection, and he explained to me how he?s got a line on Spinning Metal thingies.

Anyway?s It was a great Visit, from a great Friend.

Stephen
 

[Interloper]

Quote:
Evil Conservative meeting.

Ok, so here?s how my day went. I hear a Horn honking outside my window this morning, and See my mother rushing off. I scramble for my Pants, and Go to get her, when I realize it?s just My Grandmother bringing her some Cig?s for this week.

I think whew, I?ll just go back to sleep for a few before I go online. That?s when the Phone rings. It?s time. Musashi is on the other end telling me he?s in town, Taking Old people to the Mall, In order to Advance Capitalism.

I laugh my Evil Laugh while he does the same, and we decide to get together today to Plan our attacks on the rest of the world.  We discussed how the Mad Cow scare almost Killed Mush as he poured water on the ?four legged Heifer? by mistake.

We Discussed  how the idiots try to destroy our Oil wells by salting our Earth, and how we would get them back by charging $1.00 / Crawdad destroyed.

Finally, we decided to just get together in person later today, In order to Plot and Scheme against the rest of the world.  He?s going to put the Old People in front of a scrabble board in order to sneak off. And I?ve got the old people and the young people here straightning up the house like crazy.  

So we will see how the Evil Conservative meeting goes today, and I will get back with you all.

 


Stephen  

Que the music from Jaws

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside

Theeerrrree  BBBaaacckkk!!!
   

[Sirgod]

Oh dangit. say Mush when you get back online, that one Black and White Bostey that kept hidding under your chair... that was Hawkeye Named after Our own Hawkeye from the old Forums, that we talked about. I forgot to tell you that Bro.

stephen