I know It's a day late, but here's one for all the Irish friends Here.
Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local
> pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle
> of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that
> there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and
> discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him
> to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
>
> Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a
> stop. The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he
> was doing.
>
> Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him
> mid sentence and says, "Fer goodness sakes, Paddy, that's yer air
> freshener!"
Stephen
Topic: Happy St. Patrick's Day!! (Read 4908 times)