Topic: I'm a Psycopath

[Sirgod]

LOL, not really, but here's the story...

I was helping out my aunt, The blind one the other day, and we was popping off telling jokes. then she asks me a question.

a young ladies mother had died, and at the funeral she saw a strange , very attractive man. however, he had left before she got his name or number. A few days later, she killed her sister. Why?

Highlight for answer...    She wanted another funeral so she might meet him. ...

Anyway, I got the answer right without thinking, It was just the first thing that popped into my mind. aShe had gotten the answer right also when she first heard the question, but everyone else In my family didn't. So I guess, where Psychotic, as The question came from a Psychologist who happens to be her friend.

I got to thinking and doing abit of reading today, on the actual Clinical definenition of Psychopath's and realized I am a Psychopath.

From Dr. Hares First works, Here are the reason's why I believe this too now be true.

 link

1.) lack of remorse or empathy

I'm not sorry Mr. terrorist that we killed you.
2.) shallow emotions

hey My best expressions are Whoot,   ,   , and  


3.) manipulativeness

Sure, Let's get Dash Jones into office, I mean he's one of my best friends.

4.)lying

There are WMD's in my Sock drawer.

5.)egocentricity

Uhm , look at my name I go by here.


6.)glibness

Ok, some people have accused me of not knowing how to spell Philology.

7.)low frustration tolerance

See # 1.

8.) episodic relationships

It's true, some days I speak to some one here more then another person

9.) parasitic lifestyle

Well, I am sharing my Life stories with you all.

10.)persistent violation of social norms

That's the one that trumps me, after all I am An Okie.

Stephen the Psychopath.

PS. this is humour guys, I'm as friendly as Mush.
 

Edit: had to add this quote in from the article...

 

Quote:
 In addition, Hare believes, intervention can appeal to their self-interest and make use of the best available cognitive-behavior programs. Yet this requires their active participation. "You say to them, 'Most people think with their hearts, not with their heads and your problem is you think too much with your head.  So let's change the problem into an asset.'  They understand that.  They say, 'Oh, yeah.  I'm too rational.  Like Spock on Star Trek.'"

 

[ActiveX]

You know this means I'll be highlighting all your posts from now on right?

[SL-Punisher]

Since you have admitted to having WMD in your sock drawer I've ordered an air strike against your currupt and evil regieme.

[JMM]

Throw me in with you then Stephen, for I have some of those qualities too, but as Nem pointed out in another thread, we can have the most evil of thoughts but as long as we do not act upon them, are we truly evil? Everyone is born with a light side and a dark side. It's all about controlling the dark side.  

My Mexican "buddy" avoids the you know what out of me now in the parking lot of Home Depot. He knows better than to approach me or my cart of goodies.   I probably did not help Mexican/American relations that day I went off on him, but at least in America we do not have gringos bothering Mexicans for money, all just for helping load the car AFTER it's almost done? I'll empty my own cart and put it in the corral thank you.

The only time I believe in paying tips is at the PX and commissaries (grocery stores) on bases, as many dependents and active duty even do it to earn some extra money, because military pay for junior enlisted is at or below poverty line, what a shame.   At least they are on the job from the time you leave the checout counter to the time your car or truck is fully loaded and you are good to go.  

[Sirgod]

LOL, not really, but here's the story...

I was helping out my aunt, The blind one the other day, and we was popping off telling jokes. then she asks me a question.

a young ladies mother had died, and at the funeral she saw a strange , very attractive man. however, he had left before she got his name or number. A few days later, she killed her sister. Why?

Highlight for answer...    She wanted another funeral so she might meet him. ...

Anyway, I got the answer right without thinking, It was just the first thing that popped into my mind. aShe had gotten the answer right also when she first heard the question, but everyone else In my family didn't. So I guess, where Psychotic, as The question came from a Psychologist who happens to be her friend.

I got to thinking and doing abit of reading today, on the actual Clinical definenition of Psychopath's and realized I am a Psychopath.

From Dr. Hares First works, Here are the reason's why I believe this too now be true.

 link

1.) lack of remorse or empathy

I'm not sorry Mr. terrorist that we killed you.
2.) shallow emotions

hey My best expressions are Whoot,   ,   , and  


3.) manipulativeness

Sure, Let's get Dash Jones into office, I mean he's one of my best friends.

4.)lying

There are WMD's in my Sock drawer.

5.)egocentricity

Uhm , look at my name I go by here.


6.)glibness

Ok, some people have accused me of not knowing how to spell Philology.

7.)low frustration tolerance

See # 1.

8.) episodic relationships

It's true, some days I speak to some one here more then another person

9.) parasitic lifestyle

Well, I am sharing my Life stories with you all.

10.)persistent violation of social norms

That's the one that trumps me, after all I am An Okie.

Stephen the Psychopath.

PS. this is humour guys, I'm as friendly as Mush.
 

Edit: had to add this quote in from the article...

 

Quote:
 In addition, Hare believes, intervention can appeal to their self-interest and make use of the best available cognitive-behavior programs. Yet this requires their active participation. "You say to them, 'Most people think with their hearts, not with their heads and your problem is you think too much with your head.  So let's change the problem into an asset.'  They understand that.  They say, 'Oh, yeah.  I'm too rational.  Like Spock on Star Trek.'"

 

[ActiveX]

You know this means I'll be highlighting all your posts from now on right?

[SL-Punisher]

Since you have admitted to having WMD in your sock drawer I've ordered an air strike against your currupt and evil regieme.

[JMM]

Throw me in with you then Stephen, for I have some of those qualities too, but as Nem pointed out in another thread, we can have the most evil of thoughts but as long as we do not act upon them, are we truly evil? Everyone is born with a light side and a dark side. It's all about controlling the dark side.  

My Mexican "buddy" avoids the you know what out of me now in the parking lot of Home Depot. He knows better than to approach me or my cart of goodies.   I probably did not help Mexican/American relations that day I went off on him, but at least in America we do not have gringos bothering Mexicans for money, all just for helping load the car AFTER it's almost done? I'll empty my own cart and put it in the corral thank you.

The only time I believe in paying tips is at the PX and commissaries (grocery stores) on bases, as many dependents and active duty even do it to earn some extra money, because military pay for junior enlisted is at or below poverty line, what a shame.   At least they are on the job from the time you leave the checout counter to the time your car or truck is fully loaded and you are good to go.  

[Sirgod]

LOL, not really, but here's the story...

I was helping out my aunt, The blind one the other day, and we was popping off telling jokes. then she asks me a question.

a young ladies mother had died, and at the funeral she saw a strange , very attractive man. however, he had left before she got his name or number. A few days later, she killed her sister. Why?

Highlight for answer...    She wanted another funeral so she might meet him. ...

Anyway, I got the answer right without thinking, It was just the first thing that popped into my mind. aShe had gotten the answer right also when she first heard the question, but everyone else In my family didn't. So I guess, where Psychotic, as The question came from a Psychologist who happens to be her friend.

I got to thinking and doing abit of reading today, on the actual Clinical definenition of Psychopath's and realized I am a Psychopath.

From Dr. Hares First works, Here are the reason's why I believe this too now be true.

 link

1.) lack of remorse or empathy

I'm not sorry Mr. terrorist that we killed you.
2.) shallow emotions

hey My best expressions are Whoot,   ,   , and  


3.) manipulativeness

Sure, Let's get Dash Jones into office, I mean he's one of my best friends.

4.)lying

There are WMD's in my Sock drawer.

5.)egocentricity

Uhm , look at my name I go by here.


6.)glibness

Ok, some people have accused me of not knowing how to spell Philology.

7.)low frustration tolerance

See # 1.

8.) episodic relationships

It's true, some days I speak to some one here more then another person

9.) parasitic lifestyle

Well, I am sharing my Life stories with you all.

10.)persistent violation of social norms

That's the one that trumps me, after all I am An Okie.

Stephen the Psychopath.

PS. this is humour guys, I'm as friendly as Mush.
 

Edit: had to add this quote in from the article...

 

Quote:
 In addition, Hare believes, intervention can appeal to their self-interest and make use of the best available cognitive-behavior programs. Yet this requires their active participation. "You say to them, 'Most people think with their hearts, not with their heads and your problem is you think too much with your head.  So let's change the problem into an asset.'  They understand that.  They say, 'Oh, yeah.  I'm too rational.  Like Spock on Star Trek.'"

 

[ActiveX]

You know this means I'll be highlighting all your posts from now on right?

[SL-Punisher]

Since you have admitted to having WMD in your sock drawer I've ordered an air strike against your currupt and evil regieme.

[JMM]

Throw me in with you then Stephen, for I have some of those qualities too, but as Nem pointed out in another thread, we can have the most evil of thoughts but as long as we do not act upon them, are we truly evil? Everyone is born with a light side and a dark side. It's all about controlling the dark side.  

My Mexican "buddy" avoids the you know what out of me now in the parking lot of Home Depot. He knows better than to approach me or my cart of goodies.   I probably did not help Mexican/American relations that day I went off on him, but at least in America we do not have gringos bothering Mexicans for money, all just for helping load the car AFTER it's almost done? I'll empty my own cart and put it in the corral thank you.

The only time I believe in paying tips is at the PX and commissaries (grocery stores) on bases, as many dependents and active duty even do it to earn some extra money, because military pay for junior enlisted is at or below poverty line, what a shame.   At least they are on the job from the time you leave the checout counter to the time your car or truck is fully loaded and you are good to go.