Dear miss cleo,
If you take this invitation to grace us with your presence, I shall kindly lift the things you ask without hesitation. But 1st, please let me introduce to you my Slave Girls crew, the XenoCorp Pirates!
Say hello, boys!
http://www.slhacker.com/downloads/pirate.wav I am second from the right behind the one in the foreground, thats Blade. Here is a better pic of him when he isnt in disguise:
We are an unruly lot to be sure...
Here I am rescueing a fair young lass from certain peril!
And in yet another, My ship, The MOLLY HATCHET:
Aye, the picture doesnt do much for ya, but we are an adventurous lot we are! And we go places very dangerous and deadly. Like the one you see in that photo. We didnt plan to have a nice little sowball fight tho. Our navigator, bless his soul, has since departed our crew after findiong us in this mess... Alas, look on the bright side, smooth seas don't a skillful sailor make.
She may not look like much, but she will give any warship a run for her money! Right now the riggin and Masts be under repair, weathered a great storm ya know! Just as soon as we get out of this fix we's in all shall be fine. And wait till ye see me personal slide that lets me take evenin' swims at moonlight.
But let me not bore you with my details, come see yourself, my precious young lass, this is an invitation to you to join us for dinner, and a dinner you'll not forget! We may not look like we have table manners, but you haven't us slice our meat with our swords and eat from our skewers!
It will be a delight if you will join us. Perhaps then... I can show you some of the Green men you are after.... hehehe HAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!