Topic: Starleague Indestries: Narcotics  (Read 1897 times)

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Red Kerensky

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Starleague Indestries: Narcotics
« on: February 24, 2003, 03:22:44 pm »
I am here to report of a recent large increase of the productoin of Catnip, Bloodwine, and Romulan Ale, along with several other Narcotics.

Which brings me to the conclusion:
Starleague Corperations finally saw the potental profit in selling narcotics to your sector.

What this means for you:
More Narcotics for you to buy.  

KDS-KYTARH

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Re: Starleague Indestries: Narcotics
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2003, 07:40:17 am »
Scrambled messege to Red forom the Klingon Embassy.

Having been notified of your recent announcement concerning the making of Bloodwine.

We feel it is our duty to notify you in the interest of maintaining galactic peace that a single anchient house on the Klingon home planet is responsible for the making of Bloodwine.

They are a very old, powerful, and rich house.

Word has reached us that upon hearing your plan to market Bloodwine they have secretly purchsed 3 Klingon Heavy Battlecruisers, C7TK's with cloak ability.  These ships were constructed using the original plqans from long ago so they have Full shields, increased accuracy disruptors, special ops marines that take out targets in a sigle beam over, you know the way the C7's used to be }}};-)

Further they have hired GOW, KYTARH, and KOR to pilot them and have given them a special sealed order from the High Counsil to attack at will any ships scanned and found to be importing Bloodwine to the Empire.

We just thought you might like to know, your friends at the Klingon Embassy.

Hey of couse we want peace, but the Planet shot first!

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Starleague Indestries: Narcotics
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2003, 08:55:49 am »
Nice try but your inferior 'nip product will not sell. In fact, Kzin know 'nip and know where to get the real thing. You might be able to pawn it off on other races, but if asked, we will inform them they have been hoodwinked into buying a cheap facsimile.