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Toasty0

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I hear voices
« on: February 27, 2004, 11:41:40 pm »
and they don't like you....  
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SL-Punisher

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2004, 02:56:11 am »
My voices are trying to get me to switch my long distance provider....
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Capt. Mike

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2004, 06:55:44 am »
My voices tell me to dump my job, sell the house, buy the 80 acres of forest with a 12 acre pond in western NY (for $83,000), and enjoy life...but my wife's voice keeps interfering....gotta get a filter  


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The Postman

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2004, 08:37:38 am »
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My voices tell me to dump my job, sell the house, buy the 80 acres of forest with a 12 acre pond in western NY (for $83,000), and enjoy life...but my wife's voice keeps interfering....gotta get a filter  


Mike
   



If there is any decent wood on that property, you could put it into a forestry management program, and it probably would pay for it self in 10 - 15 years.  
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JMM

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2004, 08:55:50 am »
Women's voices can be very irritating indeed, especially when you ask a ? and they go on and on with the answer like the energizer bunny, or you try to tell them directly how to get something done quickly and efficiently and they start again.  

I love women, and I especially love a hot looking latina, but darn, I think they are some of the world's most worst talkers, and they fill my brain with voices all the time!  

P.S. No offense Ann, you already know you are a different breed altogether, is why you kept the forums open for us schmucks!    
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AlienLXIX

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2004, 03:52:18 pm »
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Women's voices can be very irritating indeed, especially when you ask a ? and they go on and on with the answer like the energizer bunny, or you try to tell them directly how to get something done quickly and efficiently and they start again.  

I love women, and I especially love a hot looking latina, but darn, I think they are some of the world's most worst talkers, and they fill my brain with voices all the time!  

P.S. No offense Ann, you already know you are a different breed altogether, is why you kept the forums open for us schmucks!    



Well, then I guess I should say that I am glad my voices drown out your voices!  

Besides the only thing I go on like the 'energizer bunny' about is :CENCORED: and :CENCORED:!  Just ask the Ferret!    He says something about doing it like bunnies in the field at springtime . . .

Though you might be right about the rest of it!  
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JMM

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2004, 04:17:12 pm »
Wow! Sounds like somebody else is gonna need Viagra!    
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Sirgod

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2004, 07:00:37 pm »
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Wow! Sounds like somebody else is gonna need Viagra!    



Or alot of Smokes.  

Stephen
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TheShadow

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2004, 12:59:31 am »
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Wow! Sounds like somebody else is gonna need Viagra!    



 Why use Viagra? Just use some Ginko Biloba and Mandrake root. Warning: Do not use this combination if you have a heart condition or high blood pressure.    
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JMM

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2004, 08:32:29 am »
I'll try it Shadow (hey, I'm honest, us people approaching forty are not 18 anymore), though that lil blue pill makes me an energizer bunny!   God, I can't believe I'm 37 now! Where did all that time go? Worst of all is when you look in the mirror or you get attention from younger women and they freak when they find out your real age! I may have illnesses from genetics and GWS, but God truly blessed me in a lot of ways.

If memory serves correct, Gingko is also supposed to be good for the brain, has science proved that or are we still relying on Chinese experience?  
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by JMM »
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msnevil

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2004, 11:56:20 am »
Ginko is a blood thinner.

Viagra slows the valve release of a Peni$ vein.

Josephus says that the Mandrake - which he calls Baaras - has but one virtue, that of expelling demons from sick persons, as the demons cannot bear either its smell or its presence. He even relates that it was certain death to touch this plant, except under certain circumstances which he details. (Wars of the Jews, book vii, cap. vi.)

Genesis 30:14-16

Not sure. But mandrake is a cousin to Belladonna. And most herbologists doubt it has any "sexual" enhancements. Mandrake in large amounts is also a hallucinate.

And the best aphrodisiac is a wife in lingerie.  
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msnevil

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2004, 11:57:55 am »
If memory serves correct, Gingko is also supposed to be good for the brain, has science proved that or are we still relying on Chinese experience?

Gingko slows the onset of Alzheimers. For some reason, So I guess yes?  
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Toasty0

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I hear voices
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2004, 11:41:40 pm »
and they don't like you....  
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SL-Punisher

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2004, 02:56:11 am »
My voices are trying to get me to switch my long distance provider....
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Capt. Mike

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2004, 06:55:44 am »
My voices tell me to dump my job, sell the house, buy the 80 acres of forest with a 12 acre pond in western NY (for $83,000), and enjoy life...but my wife's voice keeps interfering....gotta get a filter  


Mike
 
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The Postman

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2004, 08:37:38 am »
Quote:

My voices tell me to dump my job, sell the house, buy the 80 acres of forest with a 12 acre pond in western NY (for $83,000), and enjoy life...but my wife's voice keeps interfering....gotta get a filter  


Mike
   



If there is any decent wood on that property, you could put it into a forestry management program, and it probably would pay for it self in 10 - 15 years.  
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JMM

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2004, 08:55:50 am »
Women's voices can be very irritating indeed, especially when you ask a ? and they go on and on with the answer like the energizer bunny, or you try to tell them directly how to get something done quickly and efficiently and they start again.  

I love women, and I especially love a hot looking latina, but darn, I think they are some of the world's most worst talkers, and they fill my brain with voices all the time!  

P.S. No offense Ann, you already know you are a different breed altogether, is why you kept the forums open for us schmucks!    
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AlienLXIX

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2004, 03:52:18 pm »
Quote:

Women's voices can be very irritating indeed, especially when you ask a ? and they go on and on with the answer like the energizer bunny, or you try to tell them directly how to get something done quickly and efficiently and they start again.  

I love women, and I especially love a hot looking latina, but darn, I think they are some of the world's most worst talkers, and they fill my brain with voices all the time!  

P.S. No offense Ann, you already know you are a different breed altogether, is why you kept the forums open for us schmucks!    



Well, then I guess I should say that I am glad my voices drown out your voices!  

Besides the only thing I go on like the 'energizer bunny' about is :CENCORED: and :CENCORED:!  Just ask the Ferret!    He says something about doing it like bunnies in the field at springtime . . .

Though you might be right about the rest of it!  
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JMM

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2004, 04:17:12 pm »
Wow! Sounds like somebody else is gonna need Viagra!    
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Sirgod

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2004, 07:00:37 pm »
Quote:

Wow! Sounds like somebody else is gonna need Viagra!    



Or alot of Smokes.  

Stephen
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TheShadow

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #20 on: February 29, 2004, 12:59:31 am »
Quote:

Wow! Sounds like somebody else is gonna need Viagra!    



 Why use Viagra? Just use some Ginko Biloba and Mandrake root. Warning: Do not use this combination if you have a heart condition or high blood pressure.    
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JMM

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #21 on: February 29, 2004, 08:32:29 am »
I'll try it Shadow (hey, I'm honest, us people approaching forty are not 18 anymore), though that lil blue pill makes me an energizer bunny!   God, I can't believe I'm 37 now! Where did all that time go? Worst of all is when you look in the mirror or you get attention from younger women and they freak when they find out your real age! I may have illnesses from genetics and GWS, but God truly blessed me in a lot of ways.

If memory serves correct, Gingko is also supposed to be good for the brain, has science proved that or are we still relying on Chinese experience?  
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by JMM »
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msnevil

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #22 on: February 29, 2004, 11:56:20 am »
Ginko is a blood thinner.

Viagra slows the valve release of a Peni$ vein.

Josephus says that the Mandrake - which he calls Baaras - has but one virtue, that of expelling demons from sick persons, as the demons cannot bear either its smell or its presence. He even relates that it was certain death to touch this plant, except under certain circumstances which he details. (Wars of the Jews, book vii, cap. vi.)

Genesis 30:14-16

Not sure. But mandrake is a cousin to Belladonna. And most herbologists doubt it has any "sexual" enhancements. Mandrake in large amounts is also a hallucinate.

And the best aphrodisiac is a wife in lingerie.  
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msnevil

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #23 on: February 29, 2004, 11:57:55 am »
If memory serves correct, Gingko is also supposed to be good for the brain, has science proved that or are we still relying on Chinese experience?

Gingko slows the onset of Alzheimers. For some reason, So I guess yes?  
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Toasty0

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I hear voices
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2004, 11:41:40 pm »
and they don't like you....  
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SL-Punisher

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2004, 02:56:11 am »
My voices are trying to get me to switch my long distance provider....
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Capt. Mike

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2004, 06:55:44 am »
My voices tell me to dump my job, sell the house, buy the 80 acres of forest with a 12 acre pond in western NY (for $83,000), and enjoy life...but my wife's voice keeps interfering....gotta get a filter  


Mike
 
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The Postman

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2004, 08:37:38 am »
Quote:

My voices tell me to dump my job, sell the house, buy the 80 acres of forest with a 12 acre pond in western NY (for $83,000), and enjoy life...but my wife's voice keeps interfering....gotta get a filter  


Mike
   



If there is any decent wood on that property, you could put it into a forestry management program, and it probably would pay for it self in 10 - 15 years.  
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JMM

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2004, 08:55:50 am »
Women's voices can be very irritating indeed, especially when you ask a ? and they go on and on with the answer like the energizer bunny, or you try to tell them directly how to get something done quickly and efficiently and they start again.  

I love women, and I especially love a hot looking latina, but darn, I think they are some of the world's most worst talkers, and they fill my brain with voices all the time!  

P.S. No offense Ann, you already know you are a different breed altogether, is why you kept the forums open for us schmucks!    
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AlienLXIX

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #29 on: February 28, 2004, 03:52:18 pm »
Quote:

Women's voices can be very irritating indeed, especially when you ask a ? and they go on and on with the answer like the energizer bunny, or you try to tell them directly how to get something done quickly and efficiently and they start again.  

I love women, and I especially love a hot looking latina, but darn, I think they are some of the world's most worst talkers, and they fill my brain with voices all the time!  

P.S. No offense Ann, you already know you are a different breed altogether, is why you kept the forums open for us schmucks!    



Well, then I guess I should say that I am glad my voices drown out your voices!  

Besides the only thing I go on like the 'energizer bunny' about is :CENCORED: and :CENCORED:!  Just ask the Ferret!    He says something about doing it like bunnies in the field at springtime . . .

Though you might be right about the rest of it!  
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JMM

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2004, 04:17:12 pm »
Wow! Sounds like somebody else is gonna need Viagra!    
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Sirgod

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2004, 07:00:37 pm »
Quote:

Wow! Sounds like somebody else is gonna need Viagra!    



Or alot of Smokes.  

Stephen
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TheShadow

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #32 on: February 29, 2004, 12:59:31 am »
Quote:

Wow! Sounds like somebody else is gonna need Viagra!    



 Why use Viagra? Just use some Ginko Biloba and Mandrake root. Warning: Do not use this combination if you have a heart condition or high blood pressure.    
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JMM

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #33 on: February 29, 2004, 08:32:29 am »
I'll try it Shadow (hey, I'm honest, us people approaching forty are not 18 anymore), though that lil blue pill makes me an energizer bunny!   God, I can't believe I'm 37 now! Where did all that time go? Worst of all is when you look in the mirror or you get attention from younger women and they freak when they find out your real age! I may have illnesses from genetics and GWS, but God truly blessed me in a lot of ways.

If memory serves correct, Gingko is also supposed to be good for the brain, has science proved that or are we still relying on Chinese experience?  
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by JMM »
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msnevil

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #34 on: February 29, 2004, 11:56:20 am »
Ginko is a blood thinner.

Viagra slows the valve release of a Peni$ vein.

Josephus says that the Mandrake - which he calls Baaras - has but one virtue, that of expelling demons from sick persons, as the demons cannot bear either its smell or its presence. He even relates that it was certain death to touch this plant, except under certain circumstances which he details. (Wars of the Jews, book vii, cap. vi.)

Genesis 30:14-16

Not sure. But mandrake is a cousin to Belladonna. And most herbologists doubt it has any "sexual" enhancements. Mandrake in large amounts is also a hallucinate.

And the best aphrodisiac is a wife in lingerie.  
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msnevil

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Re: I hear voices
« Reply #35 on: February 29, 2004, 11:57:55 am »
If memory serves correct, Gingko is also supposed to be good for the brain, has science proved that or are we still relying on Chinese experience?

Gingko slows the onset of Alzheimers. For some reason, So I guess yes?  
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