Topic: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!  (Read 6680 times)

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KDS-KYTARH

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KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« on: February 23, 2003, 06:53:47 pm »
All Klingons are to report to the forum as soon as possible.

We have a new leader.

Scipio_66

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2003, 07:26:18 pm »
Oh dear.  I'm afraid to ask........


-S'Cipio the afraid

LongTooth

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2003, 07:32:37 pm »
<LongTooth jumps up and down> I won I won  
Sooo who is it

Red Kerensky

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2003, 07:35:18 pm »
I am contemplating sending many EIC Operatives to find out who it is.

DiggityDank

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2003, 07:52:08 pm »
Heheheh they have yet to realize the horror....

 

Kurok

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2003, 01:07:39 am »
hehe wait untill they find out who it is.  

LongTooth

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2003, 05:36:40 am »
OMG not hooch

BM-Kor

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2003, 06:13:31 am »
<looks up in the air and starts whistling..>

Hmmhmmhmmhmhmmmmm

Karnak

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2003, 10:52:17 am »
FIrst off, I would like that my beautiful Orion wife, for her ever-lasting support, and then I woud like to thank my pet targ for the encouraging me to run, and I would like to thank my....

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2003, 11:20:31 am »
All haill Chancellor Long Tooth!

J'inn

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2003, 11:30:33 am »
<puts down super secret message from deep cover Klink agents and prepares bribery checks>

KDS-KYTARH

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2003, 01:31:22 pm »
FIrst off, I would like that my beautiful Orion wife, for her ever-lasting support, and then I woud like to thank my pet targ for the encouraging me to run, and I would like to thank my....

The Klingon Empire would like to appologize for the sudden interuption of Karnak's acceptance speech.

The problem seems to have occured when several klingon disruptors held by Warriors in the hall all accidentally discharged at once.

The further coincidence that all the blasts struck the podium he was speaking from further compounded the problem.

That is all.  

Karnak

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2003, 02:31:08 pm »
Quote:

FIrst off, I would like that my beautiful Orion wife, for her ever-lasting support, and then I woud like to thank my pet targ for the encouraging me to run, and I would like to thank my....

The Klingon Empire would like to appologize for the sudden interuption of Karnak's acceptance speech.

The problem seems to have occured when several klingon disruptors held by Warriors in the hall all accidentally discharged at once.

The further coincidence that all the blasts struck the podium he was speaking from further compounded the problem.

That is all.  




OK, OK...so my executive decree about painting all of the bridge interiors of our warships Emerald Green was not a good idea.  

How about we declare war on the Feds, go conquer Earth;  skin  the DiJ'inn mustard alive for attempted bribery and corruption; cook some Hydrans in their own methane; and, most importantly, double the daily blood-wine rations on all Imperial warships, effectively immediately.

<applause>
<Bathleths banging on the ground>

There.  You see, they love me already.  

R/P Off.

Seriously though, I admire the manner in which the Klingons go about in choosing their new leader. It is, I believe, a model for other races to follow.

Well done.

R/P on.
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Red Kerensky

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2003, 03:18:31 pm »
And we double the export of bloodwine to the Klingon empire

Ahhh.... C-Bills smell so good.  

Teck

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2003, 10:50:54 pm »
And now for something completely different.....................IT'S................

J'inn

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2003, 10:54:19 pm »
Whoever it is,  I kinda feel sorry for the guy.  All that stress and politics.  

May I suggest a stay on the Riverboat Casino.   VIP perks of course.

Come on down.  Stay a while.   We'll do lunch.

Hey you need the relaxation.  And if you ever need a trustworthy ear to run your plans by,  hey yer buddy J'inn is just the guy.

Two cute furry ears, no waiting.

KRolling

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2003, 07:45:03 am »
Quote:

Whoever it is,  I kinda feel sorry for the guy.  All that stress and politics.  

May I suggest a stay on the Riverboat Casino.   VIP perks of course.

Come on down.  Stay a while.   We'll do lunch.

Hey you need the relaxation.  And if you ever need a trustworthy ear to run your plans by,  hey yer buddy J'inn is just the guy.

Two cute furry ears, no waiting.  





Never trust anyone who gets his name from a condiment.  

LongTooth

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2003, 08:03:42 am »
You know I would be quite happy to fill in for the new klingon leader if he ever wants to take up jinn's offer

**DONOTDELETE**

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2003, 11:07:11 am »
   

Scipio_66

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2003, 12:04:53 pm »
You know, I'm really hoping that an old Klink has returned, and that this new Chancellor is FluffyBunny.  That would be a great excuse for me to change all my sound files to "Kill the Wabbit!" by the immortal Elmer Fudd.

-S'Cipio:  Keeper of the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch
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He's got teeth......... he can leap about........ look at the bones, man!

KBF-Standarte

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2003, 09:45:46 pm »
Minnesota IS the epicenter of the Alpha Quadrant.  

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2003, 07:04:29 am »
 
Quote:

 Minnesota IS the epicenter of the Alpha Quadrant.  




Isn't the epicenter a void?

NuclearWessels

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Re: KLINGONS REPORT TO FORUM, WE HAVE A NEW CHANCELLOR!
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2003, 09:56:29 am »
Quote:

 
Quote:

 Minnesota IS the epicenter of the Alpha Quadrant.  




Isn't the epicenter a void?  




Aren't you both saying the same thing?



dave