What UPN needs to do with Enterprise is swap out Porthos and swap in Triumph the Insult Dog.
http://www.triumphtheinsultcomicdog.com/That dog could do the weather report on the Xindi homeworld and insult them to death.
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Then Triumph could insult all the Star Wars fans in another segment that is followed by some T'Pol dancing in some skanky outfit for the "I Keed" video.
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Or how about we dump the dogs and bring in the frogs.
*grabs cigar*
Karnak the Insult Frog.
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*dreaming of $$$$$$$*
Errr........well, maybe not...
Dogs will just have to do.
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