Topic: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise  (Read 8848 times)

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Scott Allen Abfalter

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #60 on: February 20, 2004, 08:30:26 am »

I think season #2.  Most viewers have blocked it out of their memory.
 

Sethan

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #61 on: February 20, 2004, 12:47:12 pm »
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Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.  



 That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.  




Like they did with Starship Troopers?  

Ravok

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #62 on: February 20, 2004, 01:43:49 pm »
  I admit i was disappointed in Starship Troopers Leaving out the powered armor was a big mistake! And i really hope they do a Ring World movie. They mess that up and ill make some powered armor & go looking for some Hollywood geek!!  

hobbesmaster

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2004, 02:02:03 pm »
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 And i really hope they do a Ring World movie.




After playing Halo, I wouldn't want to see what Hollywood would do to Ring World.  Bungee's slaughtering was bad enough...  

Ravok

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #64 on: February 20, 2004, 02:51:51 pm »
  Is it that bad i havent played it yet?  

Scott Allen Abfalter

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #65 on: February 20, 2004, 04:09:37 pm »

If it were that bad it would not be the #1 bestselling XBOX game month after month.  

The game is good but if someone is a Ringworld/Niven purist they might get bent out of shape that someone else dared to do something different with a ringworld...


 

SL-Punisher

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #66 on: February 20, 2004, 04:41:50 pm »
The same elements that make a good game or a good novel don't always make a good movie.

Ravok

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #67 on: February 20, 2004, 05:29:14 pm »
 If they approached it like Lord of the Rings i think they could do it.  

Jaeih t`Radaik

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #68 on: February 22, 2004, 11:57:49 am »
 

Nice one, Mate

I am, as ever,  

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2004, 07:57:14 am »
Hoshi: Captain, I finally translated that new message we just received from that alien craft. The translation isn't perfect, but here is what I have on it.

Archer: Just tell me what it is without crying?

Hoshi: It appears they call themselves the Kzin. I believe they are a feline type of race. They would like to send a delegation over to eat with us.

Archer: A feline race? Wow, no threat there. Tucker, we have guests coming over. Meet them at the air lock. Should be fun.

Tucker: Should I have an armed escort just in case?

Archer: Tucker relax. they are a feline race. What could go wrong?

Scott Allen Abfalter

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Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #70 on: February 18, 2004, 03:52:58 pm »

Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."

Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)

T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."

Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair.  And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"

Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir.  It's just gibberish.  It's almost as bad as French."  

Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"





 

ActiveX

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #71 on: February 18, 2004, 03:57:24 pm »
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Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir.  It's just gibberish.  It's almost as bad as French."




But that would be funny...

Rat_Boy

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #72 on: February 18, 2004, 04:02:09 pm »
I thought you'd say something like:

"What?  Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"

Ravok

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #73 on: February 18, 2004, 04:44:34 pm »
  The French  

EE

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #74 on: February 18, 2004, 05:16:47 pm »
Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by EE »

Death_Merchant

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #75 on: February 18, 2004, 05:19:04 pm »
EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...

but don't make a bad, old joke  

TheBigCheese

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #76 on: February 18, 2004, 05:37:04 pm »
It was better than the French joke  

Scott Allen Abfalter

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #77 on: February 19, 2004, 11:34:18 am »

The French ARE a joke.  

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay.   *shudder*

 

Ravok

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #78 on: February 19, 2004, 12:29:21 pm »
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The French ARE a joke.  

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay.   *shudder*

 


They are one of the funniest jokes i know of !!!!!!!  

The_Joker

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Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
« Reply #79 on: February 19, 2004, 02:04:30 pm »

Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.