Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."
Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)
T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."
Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair. And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"
Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."
Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."
Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"