Topic: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise (Read 8841 times)

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **on:** February 18, 2004, 03:52:58 pm »

Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."

Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)

T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."

Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair. And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"

Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."

Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"

ActiveX · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2004, 03:57:24 pm »

Quote:

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."

But that would be funny...

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:02:09 pm »

I thought you'd say something like:

"What? Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"

Ravok · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:44:34 pm »

The French

EE · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:16:47 pm »

Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."

Death_Merchant · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:19:04 pm »

EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...

but don't make a bad, old joke

TheBigCheese · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:37:04 pm »

It was better than the French joke

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2004, 11:34:18 am »

The French ARE a joke.

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay. *shudder*

The_Joker · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:04:30 pm »

Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.

Dallas · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:11:34 pm »

Archer - Looking out the viewscreen - "What kind of ship is that"?

Crew member - "The name on the hull says Voyager".

Ravok · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:27:29 pm »

Funny you should mention it i said the same thing the other day!

Dallas · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:32:07 pm »

On a serious note, I would REALLY like to see the Romulan/Earth War done on
the show.

Ravok · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:48:30 pm »

Its got my vote as long as theay dont screw it up!

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:55:19 pm »

Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.

Ravok · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2004, 05:22:20 pm »

Thanks i did miss it was it this year?

Strafer · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2004, 05:48:34 pm »

no, might be S1, but definitely not Expanse related.

Found it: http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/episode/123774.html
1x19

Ravok · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2004, 05:56:12 pm »

Thanks Strafer! That is really nice of you.

TheShadow · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2004, 06:46:13 pm »

Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise?

Archer: "We have to get back to Earth now! Prepare to open a trans-warp conduit!"

Ravok · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2004, 06:48:58 pm »

You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #25 on:** February 20, 2004, 08:30:26 am »

I think season #2. Most viewers have blocked it out of their memory.

Ravok · « **Reply #27 on:** February 20, 2004, 01:43:49 pm »

I admit i was disappointed in Starship Troopers Leaving out the powered armor was a big mistake! And i really hope they do a Ring World movie. They mess that up and ill make some powered armor & go looking for some Hollywood geek!!

Ravok · « **Reply #29 on:** February 20, 2004, 02:51:51 pm »

Is it that bad i havent played it yet?

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #30 on:** February 20, 2004, 04:09:37 pm »

If it were that bad it would not be the #1 bestselling XBOX game month after month.

The game is good but if someone is a Ringworld/Niven purist they might get bent out of shape that someone else dared to do something different with a ringworld...

SL-Punisher · « **Reply #31 on:** February 20, 2004, 04:41:50 pm »

The same elements that make a good game or a good novel don't always make a good movie.

Ravok · « **Reply #32 on:** February 20, 2004, 05:29:14 pm »

If they approached it like Lord of the Rings i think they could do it.

Jaeih t`Radaik · « **Reply #33 on:** February 22, 2004, 11:57:49 am »

Nice one, Mate

I am, as ever,

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #34 on:** February 23, 2004, 07:57:14 am »

Hoshi: Captain, I finally translated that new message we just received from that alien craft. The translation isn't perfect, but here is what I have on it.

Archer: Just tell me what it is without crying?

Hoshi: It appears they call themselves the Kzin. I believe they are a feline type of race. They would like to send a delegation over to eat with us.

Archer: A feline race? Wow, no threat there. Tucker, we have guests coming over. Meet them at the air lock. Should be fun.

Tucker: Should I have an armed escort just in case?

Archer: Tucker relax. they are a feline race. What could go wrong?

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #35 on:** February 18, 2004, 03:52:58 pm »

Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."

Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)

T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."

Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair. And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"

Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."

Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:02:09 pm »

I thought you'd say something like:

"What? Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"

Ravok · « **Reply #38 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:44:34 pm »

The French

EE · « **Reply #39 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:16:47 pm »

Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."

Death_Merchant · « **Reply #40 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:19:04 pm »

EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...

but don't make a bad, old joke

TheBigCheese · « **Reply #41 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:37:04 pm »

It was better than the French joke

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #42 on:** February 19, 2004, 11:34:18 am »

The French ARE a joke.

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay. *shudder*

The_Joker · « **Reply #44 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:04:30 pm »

Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.

Dallas · « **Reply #45 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:11:34 pm »

Archer - Looking out the viewscreen - "What kind of ship is that"?

Crew member - "The name on the hull says Voyager".

Ravok · « **Reply #47 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:27:29 pm »

Funny you should mention it i said the same thing the other day!

Dallas · « **Reply #49 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:32:07 pm »

On a serious note, I would REALLY like to see the Romulan/Earth War done on
the show.

Ravok · « **Reply #50 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:48:30 pm »

Its got my vote as long as theay dont screw it up!

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #51 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:55:19 pm »

Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.

Ravok · « **Reply #54 on:** February 19, 2004, 05:22:20 pm »

Thanks i did miss it was it this year?

Strafer · « **Reply #55 on:** February 19, 2004, 05:48:34 pm »

no, might be S1, but definitely not Expanse related.

Found it: http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/episode/123774.html
1x19

Ravok · « **Reply #56 on:** February 19, 2004, 05:56:12 pm »

Thanks Strafer! That is really nice of you.

TheShadow · « **Reply #57 on:** February 19, 2004, 06:46:13 pm »

Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise?

Archer: "We have to get back to Earth now! Prepare to open a trans-warp conduit!"

Ravok · « **Reply #58 on:** February 19, 2004, 06:48:58 pm »

You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #60 on:** February 20, 2004, 08:30:26 am »

I think season #2. Most viewers have blocked it out of their memory.

Ravok · « **Reply #62 on:** February 20, 2004, 01:43:49 pm »

I admit i was disappointed in Starship Troopers Leaving out the powered armor was a big mistake! And i really hope they do a Ring World movie. They mess that up and ill make some powered armor & go looking for some Hollywood geek!!

Ravok · « **Reply #64 on:** February 20, 2004, 02:51:51 pm »

Is it that bad i havent played it yet?

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #65 on:** February 20, 2004, 04:09:37 pm »

If it were that bad it would not be the #1 bestselling XBOX game month after month.

The game is good but if someone is a Ringworld/Niven purist they might get bent out of shape that someone else dared to do something different with a ringworld...

SL-Punisher · « **Reply #66 on:** February 20, 2004, 04:41:50 pm »

The same elements that make a good game or a good novel don't always make a good movie.

Ravok · « **Reply #67 on:** February 20, 2004, 05:29:14 pm »

If they approached it like Lord of the Rings i think they could do it.

Jaeih t`Radaik · « **Reply #68 on:** February 22, 2004, 11:57:49 am »

Nice one, Mate

I am, as ever,

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #69 on:** February 23, 2004, 07:57:14 am »

Hoshi: Captain, I finally translated that new message we just received from that alien craft. The translation isn't perfect, but here is what I have on it.

Archer: Just tell me what it is without crying?

Hoshi: It appears they call themselves the Kzin. I believe they are a feline type of race. They would like to send a delegation over to eat with us.

Archer: A feline race? Wow, no threat there. Tucker, we have guests coming over. Meet them at the air lock. Should be fun.

Tucker: Should I have an armed escort just in case?

Archer: Tucker relax. they are a feline race. What could go wrong?

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #70 on:** February 18, 2004, 03:52:58 pm »

Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."

Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)

T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."

Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair. And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"

Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."

Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #72 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:02:09 pm »

I thought you'd say something like:

"What? Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"

Ravok · « **Reply #73 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:44:34 pm »

The French

EE · « **Reply #74 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:16:47 pm »

Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."

Death_Merchant · « **Reply #75 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:19:04 pm »

EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...

but don't make a bad, old joke

TheBigCheese · « **Reply #76 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:37:04 pm »

It was better than the French joke

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #77 on:** February 19, 2004, 11:34:18 am »

The French ARE a joke.

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay. *shudder*

The_Joker · « **Reply #79 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:04:30 pm »

Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.

Dallas · « **Reply #80 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:11:34 pm »

Archer - Looking out the viewscreen - "What kind of ship is that"?

Crew member - "The name on the hull says Voyager".

Ravok · « **Reply #82 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:27:29 pm »

Funny you should mention it i said the same thing the other day!

Dallas · « **Reply #84 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:32:07 pm »

On a serious note, I would REALLY like to see the Romulan/Earth War done on
the show.

Ravok · « **Reply #85 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:48:30 pm »

Its got my vote as long as theay dont screw it up!

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #86 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:55:19 pm »

Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.

Ravok · « **Reply #89 on:** February 19, 2004, 05:22:20 pm »

Thanks i did miss it was it this year?

Strafer · « **Reply #90 on:** February 19, 2004, 05:48:34 pm »

no, might be S1, but definitely not Expanse related.

Found it: http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/episode/123774.html
1x19

Ravok · « **Reply #91 on:** February 19, 2004, 05:56:12 pm »

Thanks Strafer! That is really nice of you.

TheShadow · « **Reply #92 on:** February 19, 2004, 06:46:13 pm »

Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise?

Archer: "We have to get back to Earth now! Prepare to open a trans-warp conduit!"

Ravok · « **Reply #93 on:** February 19, 2004, 06:48:58 pm »

You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #95 on:** February 20, 2004, 08:30:26 am »

I think season #2. Most viewers have blocked it out of their memory.

Ravok · « **Reply #97 on:** February 20, 2004, 01:43:49 pm »

I admit i was disappointed in Starship Troopers Leaving out the powered armor was a big mistake! And i really hope they do a Ring World movie. They mess that up and ill make some powered armor & go looking for some Hollywood geek!!

Ravok · « **Reply #99 on:** February 20, 2004, 02:51:51 pm »

Is it that bad i havent played it yet?

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #100 on:** February 20, 2004, 04:09:37 pm »

If it were that bad it would not be the #1 bestselling XBOX game month after month.

The game is good but if someone is a Ringworld/Niven purist they might get bent out of shape that someone else dared to do something different with a ringworld...

SL-Punisher · « **Reply #101 on:** February 20, 2004, 04:41:50 pm »

The same elements that make a good game or a good novel don't always make a good movie.

Ravok · « **Reply #102 on:** February 20, 2004, 05:29:14 pm »

If they approached it like Lord of the Rings i think they could do it.

Jaeih t`Radaik · « **Reply #103 on:** February 22, 2004, 11:57:49 am »

Nice one, Mate

I am, as ever,

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #104 on:** February 23, 2004, 07:57:14 am »

Hoshi: Captain, I finally translated that new message we just received from that alien craft. The translation isn't perfect, but here is what I have on it.

Archer: Just tell me what it is without crying?

Hoshi: It appears they call themselves the Kzin. I believe they are a feline type of race. They would like to send a delegation over to eat with us.

Archer: A feline race? Wow, no threat there. Tucker, we have guests coming over. Meet them at the air lock. Should be fun.

Tucker: Should I have an armed escort just in case?

Archer: Tucker relax. they are a feline race. What could go wrong?

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