Topic: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise (Read 8838 times)

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **on:** February 18, 2004, 03:52:58 pm »

Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."

Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)

T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."

Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair. And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"

Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."

Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"

ActiveX · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2004, 03:57:24 pm »

Quote:

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."

But that would be funny...

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:02:09 pm »

I thought you'd say something like:

"What? Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"

Ravok · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:44:34 pm »

The French

EE · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:16:47 pm »

Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."

Death_Merchant · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:19:04 pm »

EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...

but don't make a bad, old joke

TheBigCheese · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2004, 05:37:04 pm »

It was better than the French joke

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2004, 11:34:18 am »

The French ARE a joke.

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay. *shudder*

The_Joker · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:04:30 pm »

Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.

Dallas · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:11:34 pm »

Archer - Looking out the viewscreen - "What kind of ship is that"?

Crew member - "The name on the hull says Voyager".

Ravok · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:27:29 pm »

Funny you should mention it i said the same thing the other day!

Dallas · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:32:07 pm »

On a serious note, I would REALLY like to see the Romulan/Earth War done on
the show.

Ravok · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:48:30 pm »

Its got my vote as long as theay dont screw it up!

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2004, 02:55:19 pm »

Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.

Ravok · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2004, 05:22:20 pm »

Thanks i did miss it was it this year?

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