Topic: For J'inn, re: SR  (Read 4973 times)

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NuclearWessels

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For J'inn, re: SR
« on: February 16, 2004, 11:10:23 pm »
OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does

 
 
 
 
 

dave
   

Toasty0

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2004, 11:45:43 pm »
<snicker> <guffaw> <bellow laughter>  

Corbomite

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2004, 11:47:52 pm »
I am definitly going to use that proof!

NJAntman

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2004, 06:42:28 pm »
May I borrow that proof as my wallpaper? I haven't had a good evil stare from the wife in a while.    

J'inn

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2004, 09:37:17 pm »
I love the proof!!

 

Toasty0

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2004, 09:56:08 pm »
Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...

Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.  

CptCastrin

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2004, 12:36:19 am »
Did anyone notice that the woman never actually entered the Gap?

   

Taldren_Admin

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2004, 12:38:36 am »
Quote:

Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...

Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.  




no no no Toasty, I would never waste my time on such a silly thing. A smart woman encourages this fear men have of the complexities that have been attributed to being a women. After all, how fun would it be if all of us set our highest priority on being in control of the remote and whether or not anyone can smell your last fart?




well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....


 

  A mans brain:



 

   

 
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Taldren_Admin »

Taldren_Beth

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2004, 12:50:59 am »
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Taldren_Beth »

GE-Raven

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Probably my last post
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2004, 09:12:23 am »
Well I will throw in an old favorite of mine from college.  I went to a school that had a big engineering program as well as a lot of Computer Science Majors.  As you can imagine not a lot of females.  Well of course there were plenty of jokes concerning the stereotypicical woman these programs attracted.

Let me first preface the joke with saying I married an Industrial Engineer from my school.  And as attested below... She is hot!

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Do you know what you get when you cross a female comp sci major with a gorilla?


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Don't know, there are some things you can't even get a gorilla to do.


 

It has been nice knowing you all.

GE-Raven
 

TheShadow

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Re: Probably my last post
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2004, 09:24:37 am »
 Hmmmm, I wonder which funeral home Raven's remains are going to be at?      

KRolling

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2004, 09:30:57 am »
Quote:

OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does

 
 
 
 
 

dave
     





Notice all of men's "insight" goes completely out the window as soon as he goes into the horizontal position.

<millions of women's voices>  We control your horizontal.  We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal.  </millions of women's voices>

NuclearWessels

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2004, 09:37:03 am »
Quote:

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well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....
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  OK, gotta forward those to the Mrs - she'll love em.

And I formally deny she has any good reason to

dave
 
« Last Edit: February 18, 2004, 09:41:26 am by NuclearWessels »

Taldren_Admin

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2004, 10:21:39 am »
Quote:


<millions of women's voices>  We control your horizontal.  We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal.  </millions of women's voices>  




LOL!

NuclearWessels

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For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2004, 11:10:23 pm »
OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does

 
 
 
 
 

dave
   

Toasty0

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2004, 11:45:43 pm »
<snicker> <guffaw> <bellow laughter>  

Corbomite

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2004, 11:47:52 pm »
I am definitly going to use that proof!

NJAntman

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2004, 06:42:28 pm »
May I borrow that proof as my wallpaper? I haven't had a good evil stare from the wife in a while.    

J'inn

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2004, 09:37:17 pm »
I love the proof!!

 

Toasty0

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2004, 09:56:08 pm »
Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...

Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.  

CptCastrin

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2004, 12:36:19 am »
Did anyone notice that the woman never actually entered the Gap?

   

Taldren_Admin

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2004, 12:38:36 am »
Quote:

Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...

Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.  




no no no Toasty, I would never waste my time on such a silly thing. A smart woman encourages this fear men have of the complexities that have been attributed to being a women. After all, how fun would it be if all of us set our highest priority on being in control of the remote and whether or not anyone can smell your last fart?




well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....


 

  A mans brain:



 

   

 
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Taldren_Admin »

Taldren_Beth

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2004, 12:50:59 am »
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Taldren_Beth »

GE-Raven

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Probably my last post
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2004, 09:12:23 am »
Well I will throw in an old favorite of mine from college.  I went to a school that had a big engineering program as well as a lot of Computer Science Majors.  As you can imagine not a lot of females.  Well of course there were plenty of jokes concerning the stereotypicical woman these programs attracted.

Let me first preface the joke with saying I married an Industrial Engineer from my school.  And as attested below... She is hot!

----------------------------

Do you know what you get when you cross a female comp sci major with a gorilla?


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Don't know, there are some things you can't even get a gorilla to do.


 

It has been nice knowing you all.

GE-Raven
 

TheShadow

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Re: Probably my last post
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2004, 09:24:37 am »
 Hmmmm, I wonder which funeral home Raven's remains are going to be at?      

KRolling

  • Guest
Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2004, 09:30:57 am »
Quote:

OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does

 
 
 
 
 

dave
     





Notice all of men's "insight" goes completely out the window as soon as he goes into the horizontal position.

<millions of women's voices>  We control your horizontal.  We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal.  </millions of women's voices>

NuclearWessels

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2004, 09:37:03 am »
Quote:

 ...
well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....
...
 




  OK, gotta forward those to the Mrs - she'll love em.

And I formally deny she has any good reason to

dave
 
« Last Edit: February 18, 2004, 09:41:26 am by NuclearWessels »

Taldren_Admin

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2004, 10:21:39 am »
Quote:


<millions of women's voices>  We control your horizontal.  We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal.  </millions of women's voices>  




LOL!

NuclearWessels

  • Guest
For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2004, 11:10:23 pm »
OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does

 
 
 
 
 

dave
   

Toasty0

  • Guest
Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2004, 11:45:43 pm »
<snicker> <guffaw> <bellow laughter>  

Corbomite

  • Guest
Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2004, 11:47:52 pm »
I am definitly going to use that proof!

NJAntman

  • Guest
Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2004, 06:42:28 pm »
May I borrow that proof as my wallpaper? I haven't had a good evil stare from the wife in a while.    

J'inn

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2004, 09:37:17 pm »
I love the proof!!

 

Toasty0

  • Guest
Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2004, 09:56:08 pm »
Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...

Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.  

CptCastrin

  • Guest
Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2004, 12:36:19 am »
Did anyone notice that the woman never actually entered the Gap?

   

Taldren_Admin

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2004, 12:38:36 am »
Quote:

Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...

Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.  




no no no Toasty, I would never waste my time on such a silly thing. A smart woman encourages this fear men have of the complexities that have been attributed to being a women. After all, how fun would it be if all of us set our highest priority on being in control of the remote and whether or not anyone can smell your last fart?




well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....


 

  A mans brain:



 

   

 
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Taldren_Admin »

Taldren_Beth

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2004, 12:50:59 am »
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Taldren_Beth »

GE-Raven

  • Guest
Probably my last post
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2004, 09:12:23 am »
Well I will throw in an old favorite of mine from college.  I went to a school that had a big engineering program as well as a lot of Computer Science Majors.  As you can imagine not a lot of females.  Well of course there were plenty of jokes concerning the stereotypicical woman these programs attracted.

Let me first preface the joke with saying I married an Industrial Engineer from my school.  And as attested below... She is hot!

----------------------------

Do you know what you get when you cross a female comp sci major with a gorilla?


.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


Don't know, there are some things you can't even get a gorilla to do.


 

It has been nice knowing you all.

GE-Raven
 

TheShadow

  • Guest
Re: Probably my last post
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2004, 09:24:37 am »
 Hmmmm, I wonder which funeral home Raven's remains are going to be at?      

KRolling

  • Guest
Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2004, 09:30:57 am »
Quote:

OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does

 
 
 
 
 

dave
     





Notice all of men's "insight" goes completely out the window as soon as he goes into the horizontal position.

<millions of women's voices>  We control your horizontal.  We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal.  </millions of women's voices>

NuclearWessels

  • Guest
Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2004, 09:37:03 am »
Quote:

 ...
well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....
...
 




  OK, gotta forward those to the Mrs - she'll love em.

And I formally deny she has any good reason to

dave
 
« Last Edit: February 18, 2004, 09:41:26 am by NuclearWessels »

Taldren_Admin

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Re: For J'inn, re: SR
« Reply #41 on: February 18, 2004, 10:21:39 am »
Quote:


<millions of women's voices>  We control your horizontal.  We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal.  </millions of women's voices>  




LOL!