Topic: For J'inn, re: SR

[NuclearWessels]

OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does

 
 
 
 
 

dave
   

[Toasty0]

<snicker> <guffaw> <bellow laughter>  

[Corbomite]

I am definitly going to use that proof!

[NJAntman]

May I borrow that proof as my wallpaper? I haven't had a good evil stare from the wife in a while.    

[J'inn]

I love the proof!!

 

[Toasty0]

Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...

Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.  

[CptCastrin]

Did anyone notice that the woman never actually entered the Gap?

   

[Taldren_Admin]

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Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...

Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.  

no no no Toasty, I would never waste my time on such a silly thing. A smart woman encourages this fear men have of the complexities that have been attributed to being a women. After all, how fun would it be if all of us set our highest priority on being in control of the remote and whether or not anyone can smell your last fart?




well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....


 

  A mans brain:



 

   

 

[Taldren_Beth]

[GE-Raven]

Well I will throw in an old favorite of mine from college.  I went to a school that had a big engineering program as well as a lot of Computer Science Majors.  As you can imagine not a lot of females.  Well of course there were plenty of jokes concerning the stereotypicical woman these programs attracted.

Let me first preface the joke with saying I married an Industrial Engineer from my school.  And as attested below... She is hot!

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Do you know what you get when you cross a female comp sci major with a gorilla?


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Don't know, there are some things you can't even get a gorilla to do.


 

It has been nice knowing you all.

GE-Raven
 

[TheShadow]

 Hmmmm, I wonder which funeral home Raven's remains are going to be at?      

[KRolling]

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OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does

 
 
 
 
 

dave
     

Notice all of men's "insight" goes completely out the window as soon as he goes into the horizontal position.

<millions of women's voices>  We control your horizontal.  We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal.  </millions of women's voices>

[NuclearWessels]

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well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....
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  OK, gotta forward those to the Mrs - she'll love em.

And I formally deny she has any good reason to

dave
 

[Taldren_Admin]

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<millions of women's voices>  We control your horizontal.  We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal.  </millions of women's voices>  

LOL!

[NuclearWessels]

OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does

 
 
 
 
 

dave
   

[Toasty0]

<snicker> <guffaw> <bellow laughter>  

[Corbomite]

I am definitly going to use that proof!

[NJAntman]

May I borrow that proof as my wallpaper? I haven't had a good evil stare from the wife in a while.    

[J'inn]

I love the proof!!

 

[Toasty0]

Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...

Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.