Topic: Alien world losing Oxygen - send help

[IKV Nemesis D7L]

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Astronomers have detected the first presence of oxygen and carbon in the atmosphere of an extrasolar planet, a world already known to be venting massive amounts of gas into space.

 

[SSCF_LeRoy]

Poor aliens

[Dizzy]

Unconfirmed reports indicate a large object in orbit around the planet is sucking the atmosphere out of it. It has been determined that Earth is next on it's current trajectory and path...

[RogueJedi_XC]

Now, if someone could bottle that, they'd make a fortune.

"Alien air from across the galaxy! Cures all forms of maladies, from the hives to hair loss! One breath can even relieve asthma! Not $1500US...not $1400US...not even $1300US. Just 4 easy payments of $299.99US by major credit card! But, wait, there's more! Call within the next 10 minutes and we'll include the amazing Rahnko core sampler! It slices, it dices, it even sections finely enough for most commercial electron microscopes (sold separately)!"


     

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Unconfirmed reports indicate a large object in orbit around the planet is sucking the atmosphere out of it. It has been determined that Earth is next on it's current trajectory and path...  

For real, or is this a Spaceballs ref?

[Jinnbane]

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Unconfirmed reports indicate a large object in orbit around the planet is sucking the atmosphere out of it. It has been determined that Earth is next on it's current trajectory and path...  

For real, or is this a Spaceballs ref?  

Yes its true and its only 150 light years away so start stocking your shelves now before there is a mad rush at the store.

[IKV Nemesis D7L]

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Quote from story.

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Astronomers have detected the first presence of oxygen and carbon in the atmosphere of an extrasolar planet, a world already known to be venting massive amounts of gas into space.

 

[SSCF_LeRoy]

Poor aliens

[Dizzy]

Unconfirmed reports indicate a large object in orbit around the planet is sucking the atmosphere out of it. It has been determined that Earth is next on it's current trajectory and path...

[RogueJedi_XC]

Now, if someone could bottle that, they'd make a fortune.

"Alien air from across the galaxy! Cures all forms of maladies, from the hives to hair loss! One breath can even relieve asthma! Not $1500US...not $1400US...not even $1300US. Just 4 easy payments of $299.99US by major credit card! But, wait, there's more! Call within the next 10 minutes and we'll include the amazing Rahnko core sampler! It slices, it dices, it even sections finely enough for most commercial electron microscopes (sold separately)!"


     

[Inquiry]

Quote:
Unconfirmed reports indicate a large object in orbit around the planet is sucking the atmosphere out of it. It has been determined that Earth is next on it's current trajectory and path...  

For real, or is this a Spaceballs ref?

[Jinnbane]

Quote:

Quote:
Unconfirmed reports indicate a large object in orbit around the planet is sucking the atmosphere out of it. It has been determined that Earth is next on it's current trajectory and path...  

For real, or is this a Spaceballs ref?  

Yes its true and its only 150 light years away so start stocking your shelves now before there is a mad rush at the store.

[IKV Nemesis D7L]

Link to article

Quote from story.

Quote:
Astronomers have detected the first presence of oxygen and carbon in the atmosphere of an extrasolar planet, a world already known to be venting massive amounts of gas into space.

 

[SSCF_LeRoy]

Poor aliens

[Dizzy]

Unconfirmed reports indicate a large object in orbit around the planet is sucking the atmosphere out of it. It has been determined that Earth is next on it's current trajectory and path...

[RogueJedi_XC]

Now, if someone could bottle that, they'd make a fortune.

"Alien air from across the galaxy! Cures all forms of maladies, from the hives to hair loss! One breath can even relieve asthma! Not $1500US...not $1400US...not even $1300US. Just 4 easy payments of $299.99US by major credit card! But, wait, there's more! Call within the next 10 minutes and we'll include the amazing Rahnko core sampler! It slices, it dices, it even sections finely enough for most commercial electron microscopes (sold separately)!"


     

[Inquiry]

Quote:
Unconfirmed reports indicate a large object in orbit around the planet is sucking the atmosphere out of it. It has been determined that Earth is next on it's current trajectory and path...  

For real, or is this a Spaceballs ref?

[Jinnbane]

Quote:

Quote:
Unconfirmed reports indicate a large object in orbit around the planet is sucking the atmosphere out of it. It has been determined that Earth is next on it's current trajectory and path...  

For real, or is this a Spaceballs ref?  

Yes its true and its only 150 light years away so start stocking your shelves now before there is a mad rush at the store.