Just so you know and for those who don't. Picture yourself in a Starfleet Academy Auditorium. The speaker is an officer of undetermined rank and bears a striking resemblence to Michael Palin. 'nuff said.
This is hopefully a start of a beautiful and hopefully bloodless debate, given the subject of discussion.
I will for the next few weeks we will be discussing the positive and negative attributes of various species primary weapons systems. We will go in depth into the good, the bad, and the downright uselessness of these various weapons, beginning with the blindly optimistic era of the NX series Enterprise all the way to the somebody give me a hammer there's a fly on Riker's no Worf's no Picard's no Deanna's yes Deanna that intergalactic trollop who left me but will soon be back grovelling to me begging me to satify her in ways that Riker could never do...No no no Wesley yes Wesley's head! Wesley with those doe like eyes, pouty lips and narrow hips...cough cough cough...Excuse me, TNG era.
Also if you all are nice I might even have a guest "speaker" or two, or three, or maybe two and a half digested or partially disentegrated one depending on the species and weapons involved.
But I would ask of each of you who would be so kind as to grace this humble soul's discussions. Tto abide by this one simple rule.
No flaming and to adhere to topic. Um...Two simple rules. No flaming, adhere to topic and maintain civility... Uh that's three rules isn't it?
Ok! Ok! These are the rule of this topic!
1. Adhere to the chosen topic.
2. Maintain civility
3. No flaming.
4. All answers are to begin in question form.
5. Ignore rule four.
6. Have fun or be burnt at the stake or forced to watch all the old TNG episodes starring Wesley...Wesley...Wesley my precious. Come to me my precious. No one understands me like my precious.....
And now on to the first topic!
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THE AWESOME MOST DEVESTATING WEAPON IN PC GAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An civilian tech representative, that bears a shocking resemblence to Terry Jones, stands up and says, "Hey wait a minute! Isn't this is just for the Star Trek series?!?!" (gunshot,scream, body is carried off)
Since this is my topic refer to rule number 7.
And now the topic is; The most awesome, devestating weapon in pc gaming.
"By God man! You just shot that poor bastard!" Says an Admiral who looks much like Graham Chapman. (another gunshot, another scream, another body carried off)
Another officer stands up. The guy looks just like John Cleese!
Would you like to say something as well???
"Why yes. I would just like to compliment you on your demonstration of superb pistol marksmanship. Especially since the Admiral was running away and had his back to you. A most difficult target to aquire."
(clapping and some here-here's)
"But I do have one question, if I may be so bold."
But of course sir. This is an open forum where all may speak freely and the open debate of ideas is heartily encouraged.
"This is the late 24th century why didn't you just use a phaser??"
(phaser whine, no scream, no body due to disintegration.)
end of skit.
Well enough of that now back to the matter at hand.
My vote to the most impressive weapon and it's effects goes to the Ion Cannon in the Command and Conquer game Renegade.
Why? This thing is like the war-hammer of God. You set the designator and then all you can do is run and pray you get out of the blast radii. When you think you're safe you can look back and literally see the heavens open and the clouds part. Even then you're bound to loose half of your life due to the after-shock. Makes conventional nukes look like a cheap whore at a shriner's convention. But then the cool, almost surrealistic part happens. It rains. Like tears are shed from creation due to the wound it has just suffered.
A close second comes from a Japanese PC game I played based on the Star Blazers' series of the late seventies, early eighties. This was the Wave Motion Cannon of the Yamato. If the Ion Cannon was the hammer then this puppy was the spear. The initiation series of the cannon, with the energy matrix building looked like a hurricane made up of fire and lightning. The relaese of energy was pure blinding light. Then after...
Well you know the rest.
As for the ST series. The first weapon topic for discussion is the PHOTON TORPEDO.
Here is my schpeel. In Enterprise (ENT), the klingons were the first o have them as we discovered in the episode where the crew saves a damaged KLC trapped in the atmosphere of a gas giant. I believe it was Malclom that said, "these are for photon torpedoes. Whatever they are." Forgive me if I quoted badly.
The theory behind the Phot is simple, x amount of anti-matter and x amount of matter are mixed nano-seconds before impact and stimulated by photons. Sounds good but is it really worth it. Now also if you adhere to the natural adaptation of a species to progress, then the Klingons' Phots are far superior in yield strength than FED phots. But the FED phots would have better variability yields than the Klingons' single high yield. This we saw in another ENT episode where the technology gained from the rescue of the KLC when the NX's missiles were replaced with "variable yield photon torpedoes". Again for give me if I quoted badly.
Oh and for the nit-pickers. A missile by definition is a weapon with a guidance system. Fired from surface, submersible or airborne platforms. Examples of surface. ICBM's and TOW's. Examples of airborne. Phoenix and Sidewinders. Example of submersible. Polaris and Poseidon. To meet the qualification to be labeled as a torpedo. It must travel from point of release to point of target UNDERWATER. And must be able to ACTIVELY TRACK IT'S TARGET.
Since we don't live in fluidic space and the only time I've seen a phot track a target was in "The Undicovered Country".
Is a phot really a true torpedo???
So for now and seven days this is the topic. Post your stuff and as always all responses are welcome and appreciated.