That ain't a winter parking beef - you wanna hear a real winter parking beef?:
I gave up parking on the street in winter after getting over $350 dollars in tickets (no parking on the street during winter), I couldn't find rental parking within 5 miles, so I parked in my driveway, I got more tickets (unused common laneway), I parked on my lawn (also illegal) in three feet of snow, I got another ticket, I moved back to the driveway, this time four cruisers and a total of eight cops showed up, two on the sidewalk with their guns trained on me... I left town, drove over 1500 kilometers away sold the car and I am done with it. The police will never have that power over me again.
Now that's a winter parking beef!