Topic: Now who said cow poop wasn't worth crap.. :)

[moofighters]

Farmer's Diamonds Go to Waste But Are Recovered  

DEW DELHI (Reuters) - It's not quite the goose that laid the golden egg, but an Indian diamond merchant's prize cow is producing bejeweled dung.

Dilubhai Rajput had stashed a bag of more than 1,700 small diamonds, worth almost $900, in a pile of hay at his home in Gujarat state, famous both for its dairy and diamond-cutting industries, but hadn't reckoned on the risk of a hungry cow, the Economic Times newspaper reported on Monday.

Now he's feeding the animal a diet of grass, grain, fruit and laxatives and has so far recovered 300 diamonds in three days.

"I am sure within a week I will retrieve all my diamonds," the paper quoted Rajput as saying.

It was unclear why he chose to hide the stones in the hay.

     MOOO!!!!  

[762]

Diamond studded cow p00p!

[Rob Cole]

PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant, Stefan, 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs, and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly - and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant?s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock, and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents."
 

[762]

Hmmm they spelt p00p wrong in that article.

[Ravok]

Quote:
PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant, Stefan, 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs, and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly - and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant?s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock, and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents."
   

 Gee what a crappy way to die!!!!  

[moofighters]

Farmer's Diamonds Go to Waste But Are Recovered  

DEW DELHI (Reuters) - It's not quite the goose that laid the golden egg, but an Indian diamond merchant's prize cow is producing bejeweled dung.

Dilubhai Rajput had stashed a bag of more than 1,700 small diamonds, worth almost $900, in a pile of hay at his home in Gujarat state, famous both for its dairy and diamond-cutting industries, but hadn't reckoned on the risk of a hungry cow, the Economic Times newspaper reported on Monday.

Now he's feeding the animal a diet of grass, grain, fruit and laxatives and has so far recovered 300 diamonds in three days.

"I am sure within a week I will retrieve all my diamonds," the paper quoted Rajput as saying.

It was unclear why he chose to hide the stones in the hay.

     MOOO!!!!  

[762]

Diamond studded cow p00p!

[Rob Cole]

PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant, Stefan, 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs, and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly - and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant?s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock, and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents."
 

[762]

Hmmm they spelt p00p wrong in that article.

[Ravok]

Quote:
PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant, Stefan, 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs, and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly - and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant?s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock, and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents."
   

 Gee what a crappy way to die!!!!  

[moofighters]

Farmer's Diamonds Go to Waste But Are Recovered  

DEW DELHI (Reuters) - It's not quite the goose that laid the golden egg, but an Indian diamond merchant's prize cow is producing bejeweled dung.

Dilubhai Rajput had stashed a bag of more than 1,700 small diamonds, worth almost $900, in a pile of hay at his home in Gujarat state, famous both for its dairy and diamond-cutting industries, but hadn't reckoned on the risk of a hungry cow, the Economic Times newspaper reported on Monday.

Now he's feeding the animal a diet of grass, grain, fruit and laxatives and has so far recovered 300 diamonds in three days.

"I am sure within a week I will retrieve all my diamonds," the paper quoted Rajput as saying.

It was unclear why he chose to hide the stones in the hay.

     MOOO!!!!  

[762]

Diamond studded cow p00p!

[Rob Cole]

PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant, Stefan, 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs, and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly - and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant?s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock, and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents."
 

[762]

Hmmm they spelt p00p wrong in that article.

[Ravok]

Quote:
PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant, Stefan, 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs, and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly - and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant?s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock, and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents."
   

 Gee what a crappy way to die!!!!