Topic: Ferret's Bar and Grill "Mad Libs" (Read 41669 times)

Captain Krenn · « **Reply #60 on:** April 22, 2004, 08:15:50 pm »

Noun---Left handed Monkey Wrench
Adjective---fuzzy
Noun---X-ray machine
Verb---smashing
Exclamation---Holy donkey poop!!
Adverb---angrily
Plural Noun---hail stones
Emotion---flustered
Type Of Building---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense)---launched
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex (just couldn't resist)
Adjective---blurry
Type Of Vehicle---Chevy Avalanche
Noun---yak
Adverb---frustratingly

ferretlxix · « **Reply #61 on:** April 27, 2004, 08:46:20 pm »

Sorry for the lateness on this one guys but here we go
fo Captain Zoom 4:
The lists-----
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From Krenn:
Noun---Left handed Monkey Wrench
Adjective---fuzzy
Noun---X-ray machine
Verb---smashing
Exclamation---Holy donkey poop!!
Adverb---angrily
Plural Noun---hail stones
Emotion---flustered
Type Of Building---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense)---launched
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex (just couldn't resist)
Adjective---blurry
Type Of Vehicle---Chevy Avalanche
Noun---yak
Adverb---frustratingly
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From Hesta:
Noun--- J'inn
Adjective--- Monstrous
Noun--- Squirrel
Verb--- Run
Exclamation--- Huzzah!
Adverb--- Sloppily
Plural Noun--- French
Emotion--- Pity
Type Of Building--- Library
Verb (Past Tense)--- Dreamed
Something On Th Dinner Table--- Gravy
Adjective--- Ugly
Type Of Vehicle--- Segway
Noun--- Gynecologist
Adverb--- Delicately

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From Alien LXIX:
Noun--- keyboard
Adjective--- squishy
Noun--- tupperware
Verb--- burp
Exclamation--- YEARRRAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH (ala Dean)
Adverb--- painfully
Plural Noun--- blowup dolls
Emotion--- lust
Type Of Building--- Burj Dubai (2,000 foot high building, yet to be built)
Verb (Past Tense)--- screwed
Something On The Dinner Table--- Tubby Deamon Monster Cat
Adjective--- insane
Type Of Vehicle--- Mustang GT (Daisy)
Noun--- paddle
Adverb--- swiftly
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and the results:

Noun---Left handed Monkey Wrench
Adjective---squishy
Noun---Squirrel
Verb ---burp
Exclamation---Holy Donkey Poop
Adverb---sloppily
Plural Noun---blowup dolls
Emotion---pity
Type Of Building ---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense) ---screwed
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex
Adjective---insane
Type Of Vehicle---Segway
Noun---yak
Adverb---swiftly
and now for.....................................................
Captain Zoom 4
"Although I cannot be your Left handed Monkey Wrench King" Captain Zoom told
the squishy natives of Hang-on, "I will be your
Squirrel. And I will burp you like a father."
At this, the Natives cheered. "Holy Donkey Poop!" they shouted
sloppily. And they began pelting the good captain with
overripe Blowup Dolls, which was how they show respect and
pity. Then they took him to their local Outhouse
and released all of the earth people they had screwd
with their flying sex. So Captain Zoom
put them all on his insane space Segway,
set it for "yak" Warp, and went back to Earth.
They all live swiftly ever after.
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Pelted by blowup dolls! that's respect for ya!!!!

Well sad to say but that is the last odf the good captain's adventures

so on to newer things, like medicine

ferretlxix · « **Reply #62 on:** April 27, 2004, 09:07:39 pm »

Before I post the new list I'll bring back a favorite Link
while I give everyone a chance to read the latest CZ episode.

ferretlxix · « **Reply #63 on:** April 29, 2004, 03:31:33 am »

Now for something completly Differnt
The List forHow To Perform CPR
Adjective staring with "C"---
Noun starting with "P"---
Verb starting with "R"---
Adjective---
Exclamation---
Adjective---
Verb---
Part of body---
Verb ending with "ING"---
Part of body---
Part of body---
Adjective---
Same part of body---
Part of body---
Number---
Number---
Verb---
Vehicle---
Noun---
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Being a CPR instructor, this should be intresting.

Have fun people

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #64 on:** April 29, 2004, 12:42:02 pm »

How To Perform CPR
Adjective staring with "C"--- Crushed
Noun starting with "P"--- Peanut
Verb starting with "R"--- Razing
Adjective--- Smooshed
Exclamation--- AAAyaiyaiyiyiyiyiyi (or however Xena says that)
Adjective--- Glowing
Verb--- Bang
Part of body--- Skull
Verb ending with "ING"--- Taunting
Part of body--- Scapula
Part of body--- Metatarsals
Adjective--- Smeared
Same part of body--- Metatarsals
Part of body--- Flangies
Number--- OU812
Number--- (car) 54
Verb--- Pump
Vehicle--- Unicycle
Noun--- Pimp
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ferretlxix · « **Reply #65 on:** May 02, 2004, 11:58:03 pm »

Poing to the top for anyone who wants to contribute.

Hstaphath_XC · « **Reply #66 on:** May 04, 2004, 10:23:47 am »

How To Perform CPR
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politician
Verb starting with "R"---Running
Adjective---Dumb
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK!!!
Adjective---Big
Verb---Play
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Batting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Ribs
Number---21
Number---18
Verb---Hike!
Vehicle---Yugo
Noun---Erik Bethke

ferretlxix · « **Reply #67 on:** May 04, 2004, 09:53:52 pm »

I'll be posting results tomorrow.

ferretlxix · « **Reply #68 on:** May 08, 2004, 05:37:33 pm »

The results for How To Perform CPR
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From Alien
Adjective staring with "C"--- Crushed
Noun starting with "P"--- Peanut
Verb starting with "R"--- Razing
Adjective--- Smooshed
Exclamation--- AAAyaiyaiyiyiyiyiyi (or however Xena says that)
Adjective--- Glowing
Verb--- Bang
Part of body--- Skull
Verb ending with "ING"--- Taunting
Part of body--- Scapula
Part of body--- Metatarsals
Adjective--- Smeared
Same part of body--- Metatarsals
Part of body--- Flangies
Number--- OU812
Number--- (car) 54
Verb--- Pump
Vehicle--- Unicycle
Noun--- Pimp
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from Hesta
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politician
Verb starting with "R"---Running
Adjective---Dumb
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK!!!
Adjective---Big
Verb---Play
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Batting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Ribs
Number---21
Number---18
Verb---Hike!
Vehicle---Yugo
Noun---Erik Bethke
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Here are the final words for this weeks Mad Libs
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politican
Verb starting with "R"---Razing
Adjective---Smooshed
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK
Adjective---Glowing
Verb---Bang
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Taunting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Flanges
Number---21
Number---54
Verb---Pump
Vehicle ---Unicycle
Noun---Erik Bethke
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And now for
HOW TO PERFORM CPR
CPR, or Crazy, Politican ,
Razing, is a life-saving technique
that everyone should know. If you should encounter someone who
appears to be smooshed, first call out,"HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK," then ask them, "Are you glowing?" If they do not respond, shake them
and see if they bang. If not, quickly grab their cheeks
and check for a pulse. Also, look to see if they are taunting.
If they are not, try tilting their buttoks, then put your
mouth over their groin and administer two tender
breaths into their groin. If they do not have a
pulse, you will also need to do Flanges compressions.
Alternate 21 of these with the two breaths every 54
seconds. Do this until they pump or until an emergency
Unicycle shows up on the scene. who knows, you may even
save someone's Erik Bethke!
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Well hopefully this was as informative for you as it was for me.
I know for one thing, if this is how the new CPR is taught, Our Erik Bethke would be very happy!!

Erik Bethke · « **Reply #69 on:** May 08, 2004, 08:05:30 pm »

Indeed! :-)

:-)

-Erik

ferretlxix · « **Reply #70 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:45:34 pm »

Quote:

Indeed! :-)

:-)

-Erik

Why am I not suprised

ferretlxix · « **Reply #71 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:53:43 pm »

POING!!
Well here is the new list keeping on the mother topic (I forgot to post it yesterday)
Something that almost everyone might relate to

MOTHER AND SON
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Adjective---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Celebrity---
Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
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I know it's a short one but this one has some good possabilities and may bring up some (heh) fond memories.

Dizzy · « **Reply #72 on:** May 10, 2004, 10:17:35 pm »

Adjective--- More
Noun--- Money
Plural Noun--- Cars
Plural Noun--- Drugs
Adjective--- Fugly
Noun--- College
Noun--- Addiction
Plural Noun--- Girls
Celebrity--- Jodie Foster
Noun--- Love
Adjective--- Constant
Noun--- Booze

Hrmmm... This will be interesting, as it is certainly not a mothers day nice list.

Plenty of College day money lending car crashing substance abusing and hair raising times...

Captain Krenn · « **Reply #73 on:** May 11, 2004, 09:05:18 am »

Adjective---smelly
Noun---computer
Plural Noun---kangaroos
Plural Noun---SUVs
Adjective---gnarly
Noun---plasmaticphotodisruptor
Noun---nuclear wessel
Plural Noun---pirates
Celebrity---Cathren Zeta Jones
Noun---1911 .45 pistol
Adjective---spritely
Noun---cantalope

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #74 on:** May 11, 2004, 03:16:41 pm »

MOTHER AND SON
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Adjective--- bright
Noun--- rope
Plural Noun--- panties
Plural Noun--- teddies
Adjective--- slick
Noun--- silk
Noun--- lace
Plural Noun--- corsets
Celebrity--- Dizzy
Noun--- rose
Adjective--- smooth
Noun--- paddle
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Gee guess where my mind is at!

Sirgod · « **Reply #75 on:** May 11, 2004, 11:18:28 pm »

Hehe, Aliens sounds better, but here we go...

Adjective--- Unlickely
Noun--- AXE
Plural Noun--- Beers
Plural Noun--- Simpsons
Adjective--- Reduntatly.
Noun--- Pen cap
Noun--- Poo
Plural Noun--- deoderant
Celebrity--- Sandra Bullock
Noun--- Keys
Adjective--- resplindetly
Noun--- Dude

Stephen

ferretlxix · « **Reply #77 on:** May 13, 2004, 12:19:55 pm »

Aloha and Poing fellow Taldrenites!!
I just got done chatting with Hesta and he's been pretty busy but, I'll hold off for a couple of days before I post any results so I can give him a chance to jump in on this list.

Thanks for the great repsonse on this list.

ferretlxix · « **Reply #79 on:** May 17, 2004, 04:16:15 am »

Poing and aloha!!!
Well here is the results and I tried to balance out the reponses and use soemthig form everyone.
Believe me this could've been going way off the deep end for some of the choices. Hope you like the final.

I will be doing soemthing different. to try and save space I will just put up the final list with the contributers name by the word. I will still use color codes to identify what words are being used on the final portion of the Mad lib.
now for the list on this weeks subject
MOTHER AND SON
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Adjective---Smelly (Krenn)
Noun---Methane (Hesta)
Plural Noun---Beers (Sirgod)
Plural Noun---Panties (Alien)
Adjective---Redundantly (Sirgod)
Noun---College (Dizzy)
Noun---Addiction (Dizzy)
Plural Noun---Corsets (Alien)
Celebrity---Dizzy (Ailen)
Noun---Hostage (Hesta)
Adjective---Spritely (Krenn)
Noun---Booze (Dizzy)
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Now for our Mad lib:
MOTHER AND SON
Mother: Junior, you come right inside. You're late, and your
supper is getting smelly.
Son: Aw Mom. I've been out playing Methane
ball with some of the other Beers.
Mother: Well, get inside. And don't forget to wipe your muddy
panties.
Son: Okay Mom. Can I watch television while I eat?
There's a redundantly new show on.
Mother: No, not while you're eating your college.
Son: But Mom! "Have Addiction Will Travel" is on.
Mother No, sir. You've been watching too much television.
You're liable to strain your corsets.
Son: Gee whiz! That's my favorite program. It stars
Dizzy as the gunslinger.
Mother Never mind. Go and wash your Hostage.
Son Aw Mom. I don't have to. I'm spritely.
Mother Don't talk back to me, young man, or I'll have to speak
to your booze.
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Intresting show you star in Dizzy, Whats your character's motivation?

New list will be posted in a couple of days.

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