Topic: Look Barbie! An Orc!

[TheShadow]

 

 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   

[vsfedwards]

I cannot believe that product got licensed......

[ferretlxix]

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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   

 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
 

[vsfedwards]

Your confused, barbie and ken are the ones who look like kirk and spock..the others are extras..

[TheShadow]

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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   

 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   

 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    

[ferretlxix]

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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   

 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   

 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    

SPOCK....NO!!
You MUST LEAVE-HIM-FOR   [pause]    ME!    

[TheShadow]

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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   

 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   

 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    

SPOCK....NO!!
You MUST LEAVE-HIM-FOR   [pause]    ME!    

 

 I feel we have now left the mundane world of insanity and ventured into the universe of the bizarre.  Wheeeeee

Capt. Kirk: BONES!!! NEED-YOUR-HELP! SPOCK-IS-DUMPING-ME-FOR-A-LIEUTENANT.

Bones: Dammit Jim, Im a doctor, not a matchmaker. Besides, Mr Scott and I have our hands full with Ensign Barbie. Something has come over her and we are using our probes to examine her ports.

Capt Kirk: BONES,-I-NEED-YOU! CANT-MR.-SCOTT-HANDLE-A-PROBE-ON-HIS-OWN?

Mr Scott: Im doin' me best Capn'. Im gaiving 'er all I goot.



Hmmmmm, maybe this should be over on the Hot and Spicy board!  

Edit: Or maybe the Fan Fiction Forum?