Topic: Look Barbie! An Orc!  (Read 12588 times)

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TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2004, 12:45:48 am »
 Im not really hijacking this thread since ya'll are talking about Ken and Barbie....but I know all of you have added  this to your collections. I think I saw Stephen playing with his earlier....    

Ya'll have dirty minds!  
 

ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2004, 04:02:40 pm »
POING
Barbi a red shirt!   let's guess who'll be going out on the first away mission.
Oh wait a minute she' in a skirt.  Oh well it's coffee and ships updates for the good ol capt. with her.
(Yeha right, Jim's got a big ol grin on his face)    

TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2004, 02:16:38 am »
 

 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
 
 

vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2004, 03:55:39 am »
I cannot believe that product got licensed......

ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2004, 03:56:36 am »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
 
 



 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
 
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vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2004, 04:38:41 am »
Your confused, barbie and ken are the ones who look like kirk and spock..the others are extras..

TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2004, 06:29:42 pm »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
 
 



 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   




 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!  
 
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ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2004, 09:36:09 pm »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
 
 



 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   




 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!  
 



SPOCK....NO!!
You MUST LEAVE-HIM-FOR   [pause]    ME!    

TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2004, 11:52:36 pm »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
 
 



 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   




 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!  
 



SPOCK....NO!!
You MUST LEAVE-HIM-FOR   [pause]    ME!    




 

 I feel we have now left the mundane world of insanity and ventured into the universe of the bizarre.  Wheeeeee

Capt. Kirk: BONES!!! NEED-YOUR-HELP! SPOCK-IS-DUMPING-ME-FOR-A-LIEUTENANT.

Bones: Dammit Jim, Im a doctor, not a matchmaker. Besides, Mr Scott and I have our hands full with Ensign Barbie. Something has come over her and we are using our probes to examine her ports.

Capt Kirk: BONES,-I-NEED-YOU! CANT-MR.-SCOTT-HANDLE-A-PROBE-ON-HIS-OWN?

Mr Scott: Im doin' me best Capn'. Im gaiving 'er all I goot.



Hmmmmm, maybe this should be over on the Hot and Spicy board!  

Edit: Or maybe the Fan Fiction Forum?

 
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SFC Bennie

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Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2004, 02:11:26 pm »

NJAntman

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2004, 02:53:55 pm »
I wonder how long it will be before some kid pokes themself in the eye with the sword. Then the ban D&D as devil worship crowd will fall from the sky upon Mattel. This could get interesting.  

TB613

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2004, 03:51:43 pm »
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I wonder how long it will be before some kid pokes themself in the eye with the sword. Then the ban D&D as devil worship crowd will fall from the sky upon Mattel. This could get interesting.    




Considering the price this is being marketed to the collector crowd and is unlikely to be given to a child to play with.  

Harlax

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2004, 04:17:36 pm »
I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.

Sethan

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2004, 04:22:10 pm »
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I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  




Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.
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TB613

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2004, 04:51:01 pm »
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I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  




Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.  




No Sethan, that is much worse than the Apocalypse and would actually make the Apocalypse a desirable event.    

Sirgod

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2004, 05:08:01 pm »
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I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  




Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.  




No Sethan, that is much worse than the Apocalypse and would actually make the Apocalypse a desirable event.    




I heard the Michael Jackson Doll was anatomicly correct.

By the way, those dolls do look kinda neat.

Stephen

ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2004, 10:32:09 pm »
   
 ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH  
They just had to go ahead and ruin an epic by making Aragorn a Backstreet boy  

vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2004, 06:52:06 am »
*sings Justin Timeberlake songs* I just wanna love you barbie! *pukes*  

KRolling

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2004, 08:35:18 am »
Well, from a different perspective, which is mine and the only correct one... <snicker>... I think the workmanship on the dolls are incredible.  They actually look like the characters they were modeled after.

I personally would love to have a doll that looked like the precious elf.  <sigh>  Now that would be a collectors item!!!! Oh, yes-er-ee Bob!!!  Complete with bow and arrow.  Hmmmmm hmmmmm hm!!!  

OH Sorry about that.  The workmanship is fantastic!!

762

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2004, 09:14:27 am »
Next up: Balrog Barbie.