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SFC Bennie

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Look Barbie! An Orc!
« on: January 08, 2004, 02:11:26 pm »
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NJAntman

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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2004, 02:53:55 pm »
I wonder how long it will be before some kid pokes themself in the eye with the sword. Then the ban D&D as devil worship crowd will fall from the sky upon Mattel. This could get interesting.  
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TB613

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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2004, 03:51:43 pm »
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I wonder how long it will be before some kid pokes themself in the eye with the sword. Then the ban D&D as devil worship crowd will fall from the sky upon Mattel. This could get interesting.    



Considering the price this is being marketed to the collector crowd and is unlikely to be given to a child to play with.  
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Harlax

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2004, 04:17:36 pm »
I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.
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Sethan

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2004, 04:22:10 pm »
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I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  



Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.
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TB613

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2004, 04:51:01 pm »
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I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  



Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.  



No Sethan, that is much worse than the Apocalypse and would actually make the Apocalypse a desirable event.    
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Sirgod

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2004, 05:08:01 pm »
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I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  



Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.  



No Sethan, that is much worse than the Apocalypse and would actually make the Apocalypse a desirable event.    



I heard the Michael Jackson Doll was anatomicly correct.

By the way, those dolls do look kinda neat.

Stephen
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ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2004, 10:32:09 pm »
   
 ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH  
They just had to go ahead and ruin an epic by making Aragorn a Backstreet boy  
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vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2004, 06:52:06 am »
*sings Justin Timeberlake songs* I just wanna love you barbie! *pukes*  
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KRolling

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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2004, 08:35:18 am »
Well, from a different perspective, which is mine and the only correct one... <snicker>... I think the workmanship on the dolls are incredible.  They actually look like the characters they were modeled after.

I personally would love to have a doll that looked like the precious elf.  <sigh>  Now that would be a collectors item!!!! Oh, yes-er-ee Bob!!!  Complete with bow and arrow.  Hmmmmm hmmmmm hm!!!  

OH Sorry about that.  The workmanship is fantastic!!
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762

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2004, 09:14:27 am »
Next up: Balrog Barbie.
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vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2004, 09:46:07 am »
Look out its Barbierog!    
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Reverend

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« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2004, 09:59:18 am »
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Look out its Barbierog!      



now THAT's funny.....

 
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Hstaphath_XC

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2004, 10:37:27 am »
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Well, from a different perspective, which is mine and the only correct one... <snicker>... I think the workmanship on the dolls are incredible.  They actually look like the characters they were modeled after.

I personally would love to have a doll that looked like the precious elf.  <sigh>  Now that would be a collectors item!!!! Oh, yes-er-ee Bob!!!  Complete with bow and arrow.  Hmmmmm hmmmmm hm!!!  

OH Sorry about that.  The workmanship is fantastic!!  



LOL!  Excellent, this just gave me a wonderful idea and I can now predict a much larger role for Krolling in my Monty Python: Return of the King parody compared to the cameo she had at the end of Monty Python: The Two Towers.  

MUWAHAHAHAAAHAA!!!  
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KRolling

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2004, 04:41:36 pm »
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Well, from a different perspective, which is mine and the only correct one... <snicker>... I think the workmanship on the dolls are incredible.  They actually look like the characters they were modeled after.

I personally would love to have a doll that looked like the precious elf.  <sigh>  Now that would be a collectors item!!!! Oh, yes-er-ee Bob!!!  Complete with bow and arrow.  Hmmmmm hmmmmm hm!!!  

OH Sorry about that.  The workmanship is fantastic!!  



LOL!  Excellent, this just gave me a wonderful idea and I can now predict a much larger role for Krolling in my Monty Python: Return of the King parody compared to the cameo she had at the end of Monty Python: The Two Towers.  

MUWAHAHAHAAAHAA!!!    



OH NO!!! Was I in something that I didn't know about?  Is it still up?

<runs to the fiction area.... thusly>

 
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by KRolling »
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vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2004, 04:53:26 pm »
Noone else liked Barbierog!  
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Kmelew

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2004, 04:59:47 pm »
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Look out its Barbierog!      



How about Gimli Ken?  
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SFC Bennie

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2004, 05:03:21 pm »
Skipper sounds like a hobbit name. :-)

Scott Bennie  
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Hstaphath_XC

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2004, 05:23:42 pm »
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OH NO!!! Was I in something that I didn't know about?  Is it still up?
<runs to the fiction area.... thusly>  



Heh.  It might be worse than you might think.  

You are also featured in this SPAM skit that will soon be immortalized as part of the "XenoCorp and Now For Something Completely Different" parody at the Bard's Corner of the XC website.

<Hsta now runs to the fanfic forum to see what Krolling's reaction was to her cameo in MP:TTT... thusly>

 
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KRolling

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2004, 05:45:47 pm »
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OH NO!!! Was I in something that I didn't know about?  Is it still up?
<runs to the fiction area.... thusly>  



Heh.  It might be worse than you might think.  

You are also featured in this SPAM skit that will soon be immortalized as part of the "XenoCorp and Now For Something Completely Different" parody at the Bard's Corner of the XC website.

<Hsta now runs to the fanfic forum to see what Krolling's reaction was to her cameo in MP:TTT... thusly>

 



Well, I can't righty whack one with so much talent, now can I?  Or... can't I?  Decisions, decisions.

<runs off to fic forms........ thusly>
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TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2004, 12:45:48 am »
 Im not really hijacking this thread since ya'll are talking about Ken and Barbie....but I know all of you have added  this to your collections. I think I saw Stephen playing with his earlier....    

Ya'll have dirty minds!    
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ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2004, 04:02:40 pm »
POING
Barbi a red shirt!   let's guess who'll be going out on the first away mission.
Oh wait a minute she' in a skirt.  Oh well it's coffee and ships updates for the good ol capt. with her.
(Yeha right, Jim's got a big ol grin on his face)    
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TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2004, 02:16:38 am »
 

 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   
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vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2004, 03:55:39 am »
I cannot believe that product got licensed......
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ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2004, 03:56:36 am »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
 
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vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2004, 04:38:41 am »
Your confused, barbie and ken are the ones who look like kirk and spock..the others are extras..
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TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2004, 06:29:42 pm »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   



 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    
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ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2004, 09:36:09 pm »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   



 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    


SPOCK....NO!!
You MUST LEAVE-HIM-FOR   [pause]    ME!    
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TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2004, 11:52:36 pm »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   



 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    


SPOCK....NO!!
You MUST LEAVE-HIM-FOR   [pause]    ME!    



 

 I feel we have now left the mundane world of insanity and ventured into the universe of the bizarre.  Wheeeeee

Capt. Kirk: BONES!!! NEED-YOUR-HELP! SPOCK-IS-DUMPING-ME-FOR-A-LIEUTENANT.

Bones: Dammit Jim, Im a doctor, not a matchmaker. Besides, Mr Scott and I have our hands full with Ensign Barbie. Something has come over her and we are using our probes to examine her ports.

Capt Kirk: BONES,-I-NEED-YOU! CANT-MR.-SCOTT-HANDLE-A-PROBE-ON-HIS-OWN?

Mr Scott: Im doin' me best Capn'. Im gaiving 'er all I goot.



Hmmmmm, maybe this should be over on the Hot and Spicy board!  

Edit: Or maybe the Fan Fiction Forum?

  
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SFC Bennie

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Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2004, 02:11:26 pm »
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NJAntman

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2004, 02:53:55 pm »
I wonder how long it will be before some kid pokes themself in the eye with the sword. Then the ban D&D as devil worship crowd will fall from the sky upon Mattel. This could get interesting.  
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TB613

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2004, 03:51:43 pm »
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I wonder how long it will be before some kid pokes themself in the eye with the sword. Then the ban D&D as devil worship crowd will fall from the sky upon Mattel. This could get interesting.    



Considering the price this is being marketed to the collector crowd and is unlikely to be given to a child to play with.  
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Harlax

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2004, 04:17:36 pm »
I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.
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Sethan

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2004, 04:22:10 pm »
Quote:

I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  



Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.
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TB613

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2004, 04:51:01 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  



Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.  



No Sethan, that is much worse than the Apocalypse and would actually make the Apocalypse a desirable event.    
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Sirgod

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2004, 05:08:01 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  



Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.  



No Sethan, that is much worse than the Apocalypse and would actually make the Apocalypse a desirable event.    



I heard the Michael Jackson Doll was anatomicly correct.

By the way, those dolls do look kinda neat.

Stephen
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ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2004, 10:32:09 pm »
   
 ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH  
They just had to go ahead and ruin an epic by making Aragorn a Backstreet boy  
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vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2004, 06:52:06 am »
*sings Justin Timeberlake songs* I just wanna love you barbie! *pukes*  
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KRolling

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2004, 08:35:18 am »
Well, from a different perspective, which is mine and the only correct one... <snicker>... I think the workmanship on the dolls are incredible.  They actually look like the characters they were modeled after.

I personally would love to have a doll that looked like the precious elf.  <sigh>  Now that would be a collectors item!!!! Oh, yes-er-ee Bob!!!  Complete with bow and arrow.  Hmmmmm hmmmmm hm!!!  

OH Sorry about that.  The workmanship is fantastic!!
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762

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2004, 09:14:27 am »
Next up: Balrog Barbie.
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vsfedwards

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« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2004, 09:46:07 am »
Look out its Barbierog!    
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Reverend

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2004, 09:59:18 am »
Quote:

Look out its Barbierog!      



now THAT's funny.....

 
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Hstaphath_XC

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2004, 10:37:27 am »
Quote:

Well, from a different perspective, which is mine and the only correct one... <snicker>... I think the workmanship on the dolls are incredible.  They actually look like the characters they were modeled after.

I personally would love to have a doll that looked like the precious elf.  <sigh>  Now that would be a collectors item!!!! Oh, yes-er-ee Bob!!!  Complete with bow and arrow.  Hmmmmm hmmmmm hm!!!  

OH Sorry about that.  The workmanship is fantastic!!  



LOL!  Excellent, this just gave me a wonderful idea and I can now predict a much larger role for Krolling in my Monty Python: Return of the King parody compared to the cameo she had at the end of Monty Python: The Two Towers.  

MUWAHAHAHAAAHAA!!!  
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KRolling

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2004, 04:41:36 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

Well, from a different perspective, which is mine and the only correct one... <snicker>... I think the workmanship on the dolls are incredible.  They actually look like the characters they were modeled after.

I personally would love to have a doll that looked like the precious elf.  <sigh>  Now that would be a collectors item!!!! Oh, yes-er-ee Bob!!!  Complete with bow and arrow.  Hmmmmm hmmmmm hm!!!  

OH Sorry about that.  The workmanship is fantastic!!  



LOL!  Excellent, this just gave me a wonderful idea and I can now predict a much larger role for Krolling in my Monty Python: Return of the King parody compared to the cameo she had at the end of Monty Python: The Two Towers.  

MUWAHAHAHAAAHAA!!!    



OH NO!!! Was I in something that I didn't know about?  Is it still up?

<runs to the fiction area.... thusly>

 
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vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2004, 04:53:26 pm »
Noone else liked Barbierog!  
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Kmelew

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2004, 04:59:47 pm »
Quote:

Look out its Barbierog!      



How about Gimli Ken?  
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SFC Bennie

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2004, 05:03:21 pm »
Skipper sounds like a hobbit name. :-)

Scott Bennie  
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Hstaphath_XC

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2004, 05:23:42 pm »
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OH NO!!! Was I in something that I didn't know about?  Is it still up?
<runs to the fiction area.... thusly>  



Heh.  It might be worse than you might think.  

You are also featured in this SPAM skit that will soon be immortalized as part of the "XenoCorp and Now For Something Completely Different" parody at the Bard's Corner of the XC website.

<Hsta now runs to the fanfic forum to see what Krolling's reaction was to her cameo in MP:TTT... thusly>

 
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KRolling

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2004, 05:45:47 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

OH NO!!! Was I in something that I didn't know about?  Is it still up?
<runs to the fiction area.... thusly>  



Heh.  It might be worse than you might think.  

You are also featured in this SPAM skit that will soon be immortalized as part of the "XenoCorp and Now For Something Completely Different" parody at the Bard's Corner of the XC website.

<Hsta now runs to the fanfic forum to see what Krolling's reaction was to her cameo in MP:TTT... thusly>

 



Well, I can't righty whack one with so much talent, now can I?  Or... can't I?  Decisions, decisions.

<runs off to fic forms........ thusly>
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TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2004, 12:45:48 am »
 Im not really hijacking this thread since ya'll are talking about Ken and Barbie....but I know all of you have added  this to your collections. I think I saw Stephen playing with his earlier....    

Ya'll have dirty minds!    
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ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2004, 04:02:40 pm »
POING
Barbi a red shirt!   let's guess who'll be going out on the first away mission.
Oh wait a minute she' in a skirt.  Oh well it's coffee and ships updates for the good ol capt. with her.
(Yeha right, Jim's got a big ol grin on his face)    
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TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #51 on: January 12, 2004, 02:16:38 am »
 

 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   
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vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #52 on: January 12, 2004, 03:55:39 am »
I cannot believe that product got licensed......
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ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #53 on: January 12, 2004, 03:56:36 am »
Quote:

 

 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
 
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vsfedwards

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #54 on: January 12, 2004, 04:38:41 am »
Your confused, barbie and ken are the ones who look like kirk and spock..the others are extras..
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TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #55 on: January 12, 2004, 06:29:42 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

 

 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   



 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    
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ferretlxix

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2004, 09:36:09 pm »
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Quote:

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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   



 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    


SPOCK....NO!!
You MUST LEAVE-HIM-FOR   [pause]    ME!    
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TheShadow

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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2004, 11:52:36 pm »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   



 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    


SPOCK....NO!!
You MUST LEAVE-HIM-FOR   [pause]    ME!    



 

 I feel we have now left the mundane world of insanity and ventured into the universe of the bizarre.  Wheeeeee

Capt. Kirk: BONES!!! NEED-YOUR-HELP! SPOCK-IS-DUMPING-ME-FOR-A-LIEUTENANT.

Bones: Dammit Jim, Im a doctor, not a matchmaker. Besides, Mr Scott and I have our hands full with Ensign Barbie. Something has come over her and we are using our probes to examine her ports.

Capt Kirk: BONES,-I-NEED-YOU! CANT-MR.-SCOTT-HANDLE-A-PROBE-ON-HIS-OWN?

Mr Scott: Im doin' me best Capn'. Im gaiving 'er all I goot.



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SFC Bennie

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Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2004, 02:11:26 pm »
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« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2004, 02:53:55 pm »
I wonder how long it will be before some kid pokes themself in the eye with the sword. Then the ban D&D as devil worship crowd will fall from the sky upon Mattel. This could get interesting.  
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« Reply #60 on: January 08, 2004, 03:51:43 pm »
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I wonder how long it will be before some kid pokes themself in the eye with the sword. Then the ban D&D as devil worship crowd will fall from the sky upon Mattel. This could get interesting.    



Considering the price this is being marketed to the collector crowd and is unlikely to be given to a child to play with.  
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« Reply #61 on: January 08, 2004, 04:17:36 pm »
I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.
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« Reply #62 on: January 08, 2004, 04:22:10 pm »
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I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  



Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.
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« Reply #63 on: January 08, 2004, 04:51:01 pm »
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I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  



Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.  



No Sethan, that is much worse than the Apocalypse and would actually make the Apocalypse a desirable event.    
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« Reply #64 on: January 08, 2004, 05:08:01 pm »
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I nominate this for the "This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us" award.  



Nah - this is just marketing.

The sign that the Apocalypse is upon us will be when they make an anatomically correct Barbie / Ken set out of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.  



No Sethan, that is much worse than the Apocalypse and would actually make the Apocalypse a desirable event.    



I heard the Michael Jackson Doll was anatomicly correct.

By the way, those dolls do look kinda neat.

Stephen
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« Reply #65 on: January 08, 2004, 10:32:09 pm »
   
 ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH  
They just had to go ahead and ruin an epic by making Aragorn a Backstreet boy  
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« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2004, 06:52:06 am »
*sings Justin Timeberlake songs* I just wanna love you barbie! *pukes*  
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« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2004, 08:35:18 am »
Well, from a different perspective, which is mine and the only correct one... <snicker>... I think the workmanship on the dolls are incredible.  They actually look like the characters they were modeled after.

I personally would love to have a doll that looked like the precious elf.  <sigh>  Now that would be a collectors item!!!! Oh, yes-er-ee Bob!!!  Complete with bow and arrow.  Hmmmmm hmmmmm hm!!!  

OH Sorry about that.  The workmanship is fantastic!!
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Re: Look Barbie! An Orc!
« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2004, 09:14:27 am »
Next up: Balrog Barbie.
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« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2004, 09:46:07 am »
Look out its Barbierog!    
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« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2004, 09:59:18 am »
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Look out its Barbierog!      



now THAT's funny.....

 
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« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2004, 10:37:27 am »
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Well, from a different perspective, which is mine and the only correct one... <snicker>... I think the workmanship on the dolls are incredible.  They actually look like the characters they were modeled after.

I personally would love to have a doll that looked like the precious elf.  <sigh>  Now that would be a collectors item!!!! Oh, yes-er-ee Bob!!!  Complete with bow and arrow.  Hmmmmm hmmmmm hm!!!  

OH Sorry about that.  The workmanship is fantastic!!  



LOL!  Excellent, this just gave me a wonderful idea and I can now predict a much larger role for Krolling in my Monty Python: Return of the King parody compared to the cameo she had at the end of Monty Python: The Two Towers.  

MUWAHAHAHAAAHAA!!!  
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« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2004, 04:41:36 pm »
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Well, from a different perspective, which is mine and the only correct one... <snicker>... I think the workmanship on the dolls are incredible.  They actually look like the characters they were modeled after.

I personally would love to have a doll that looked like the precious elf.  <sigh>  Now that would be a collectors item!!!! Oh, yes-er-ee Bob!!!  Complete with bow and arrow.  Hmmmmm hmmmmm hm!!!  

OH Sorry about that.  The workmanship is fantastic!!  



LOL!  Excellent, this just gave me a wonderful idea and I can now predict a much larger role for Krolling in my Monty Python: Return of the King parody compared to the cameo she had at the end of Monty Python: The Two Towers.  

MUWAHAHAHAAAHAA!!!    



OH NO!!! Was I in something that I didn't know about?  Is it still up?

<runs to the fiction area.... thusly>

 
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vsfedwards

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« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2004, 04:53:26 pm »
Noone else liked Barbierog!  
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« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2004, 04:59:47 pm »
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Look out its Barbierog!      



How about Gimli Ken?  
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« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2004, 05:03:21 pm »
Skipper sounds like a hobbit name. :-)

Scott Bennie  
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« Reply #76 on: January 10, 2004, 05:23:42 pm »
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OH NO!!! Was I in something that I didn't know about?  Is it still up?
<runs to the fiction area.... thusly>  



Heh.  It might be worse than you might think.  

You are also featured in this SPAM skit that will soon be immortalized as part of the "XenoCorp and Now For Something Completely Different" parody at the Bard's Corner of the XC website.

<Hsta now runs to the fanfic forum to see what Krolling's reaction was to her cameo in MP:TTT... thusly>

 
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« Reply #77 on: January 10, 2004, 05:45:47 pm »
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OH NO!!! Was I in something that I didn't know about?  Is it still up?
<runs to the fiction area.... thusly>  



Heh.  It might be worse than you might think.  

You are also featured in this SPAM skit that will soon be immortalized as part of the "XenoCorp and Now For Something Completely Different" parody at the Bard's Corner of the XC website.

<Hsta now runs to the fanfic forum to see what Krolling's reaction was to her cameo in MP:TTT... thusly>

 



Well, I can't righty whack one with so much talent, now can I?  Or... can't I?  Decisions, decisions.

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« Reply #78 on: January 11, 2004, 12:45:48 am »
 Im not really hijacking this thread since ya'll are talking about Ken and Barbie....but I know all of you have added  this to your collections. I think I saw Stephen playing with his earlier....    

Ya'll have dirty minds!    
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« Reply #79 on: January 11, 2004, 04:02:40 pm »
POING
Barbi a red shirt!   let's guess who'll be going out on the first away mission.
Oh wait a minute she' in a skirt.  Oh well it's coffee and ships updates for the good ol capt. with her.
(Yeha right, Jim's got a big ol grin on his face)    
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« Reply #80 on: January 12, 2004, 02:16:38 am »
 

 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   
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« Reply #81 on: January 12, 2004, 03:55:39 am »
I cannot believe that product got licensed......
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« Reply #82 on: January 12, 2004, 03:56:36 am »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
 
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« Reply #83 on: January 12, 2004, 04:38:41 am »
Your confused, barbie and ken are the ones who look like kirk and spock..the others are extras..
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« Reply #84 on: January 12, 2004, 06:29:42 pm »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   



 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    
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« Reply #85 on: January 12, 2004, 09:36:09 pm »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   



 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    


SPOCK....NO!!
You MUST LEAVE-HIM-FOR   [pause]    ME!    
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« Reply #86 on: January 12, 2004, 11:52:36 pm »
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 Exactly ferret. I can see it now...

Capt. Kirk: Yeoman Barbie, Ive dropped my tricorder, could you go over and pick it up for me?

Yeoman Barbie: Why, Capt. Kirk!?! Is that a phaser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Capt. Kirk: Now if you only had green skin, Yeoman.

 
   


 LOL! Yeha, but the only problem I have is,  why is Jim and Spock looking in Ken's direction?    

     
   



 


The Gay Alternate Universe????

Mr. Spock: Lt. Ken, you are looking quite smashing. Have you done something with your hair???? I feel a Pon Phar comming on!    


SPOCK....NO!!
You MUST LEAVE-HIM-FOR   [pause]    ME!    



 

 I feel we have now left the mundane world of insanity and ventured into the universe of the bizarre.  Wheeeeee

Capt. Kirk: BONES!!! NEED-YOUR-HELP! SPOCK-IS-DUMPING-ME-FOR-A-LIEUTENANT.

Bones: Dammit Jim, Im a doctor, not a matchmaker. Besides, Mr Scott and I have our hands full with Ensign Barbie. Something has come over her and we are using our probes to examine her ports.

Capt Kirk: BONES,-I-NEED-YOU! CANT-MR.-SCOTT-HANDLE-A-PROBE-ON-HIS-OWN?

Mr Scott: Im doin' me best Capn'. Im gaiving 'er all I goot.



Hmmmmm, maybe this should be over on the Hot and Spicy board!  

Edit: Or maybe the Fan Fiction Forum?

  
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